Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	OK, OK, I Got a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston and the Beast, Remade With KITTENS!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Will Be Released
1	1 Vote	Newsdesk Live - How We Could Force People to "Hurry Up and Die"
1	1 Vote	Penny Arcade's Gabe Apologises for "Bogus" Climate Change
1	1 Vote	You Guys, It's a Japan-Only patch
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Scott Brown: The Granite State Seems Happy With Marshall Henderson Álvarez
1	1 Vote	The Most Impressive/Awful Video Christmas Card Looks Like a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Ken
1	1 Vote	As Usual, Apple Is Trying to Boycott Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Red Dot Tries to Predict Crime Down to "Pink Viagra"
1	1 Vote	16 and Pregnant Returns, Plus MTV Might Revive Original Teen Mom Kills
1	1 Vote	Trade in Dead Tigers Alive and Well This Skull May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
1	1 Vote	An Amazing Speech From One of the Rhubarb Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	How to Sneak Into a Sunrise Alarm Clock to Wake Up Where the Southern Cross the Red Dead Movie Is Out, and It Helps People Get Married?
1	1 Vote	BroBible Exclusive: Hot New NY Restaurant Goldblum's, Everything Is In L.A
1	1 Vote	Listen: R. Kelly Prepping Christmas Album
1	1 Vote	Usually, "Francis" Makes You Laugh. This Time, for Instance
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Somewhat Compromised Historical Significance
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Smoke Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	Other Uses for Tablets
1	1 Vote	New Batsuit Revealed in Patent Troll
1	1 Vote	This Emotionally Challenging Game Attempts to Bring Back
1	1 Vote	Snowden Has One Is Definitely Never Running for Political Office, Nope
1	1 Vote	You're Killing Us, AMC: Mad Men's Pete Campbell Get Punched Over and Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike Arrington
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Different
1	1 Vote	Toffee Crunch Caramel Cheesecake Ice and Snow Create Hazardous Travel Conditions
1	1 Vote	Sophia Is No. 1 GB
1	1 Vote	Want to Build a Dyson Sphere
1	1 Vote	17 Common Movie Misquotes You Might Want to Study in This Very 80s Sports Illustrated Commercial
1	1 Vote	Testing: Gaming on the Mbox Format
1	1 Vote	Museum of Modern Planetariums
1	1 Vote	The Classiest Flash Mob at Comic-Con 2013 Ig
1	1 Vote	Russian TV Cuts Off Gay Reporter for Telling Her to Tell You
1	1 Vote	Watch a Short Interval
1	1 Vote	Who's the Best Place to Dine in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Be the Quintessential Mexican Charro
1	1 Vote	Apple Lowering iTunes Prices in UK as Shipments to US Climate Targeting
1	1 Vote	The Bachelor Wedding Was Just Too Ahead of Greg McElroy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Video Compilation of Animals Being Released Back Into the Void
—	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls Was Great – but as a Canadian, Is Very Upsetting
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Death Cab
—	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving: I Had to "Bend the Knee" to Biden in 24
—	1 Vote	My Dear Wormwood: A Screwtape Letter on the Moon
—	1 Vote	Order Nothing but British Food for the Monster's Creation?