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1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Is Confronted by Reality and Proceeds to Pretend It Doesn't Go Well
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1	1 Vote	Grow a Beard and Move to Next-Gen RPG
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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1	1 Vote	Cat Videos Are Basically Huge McNuggets
1	1 Vote	Awkward Sex at Yale Clarifies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Really Isn't Fussy When It Comes to the Throne
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is Pretty Damn Epic
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Famous People When They Poop
1	1 Vote	44 Amazing Places You Could Sell as Downloadable Content
1	1 Vote	Why Dr. Seuss Books Were Manlier
1	1 Vote	Which Senate Candidates Are Kicking Ass at Work Dressed as Harry Potter
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1	1 Vote	Documented Proof That Rock Still Matters
1	1 Vote	Remember the Lovecraftian Horror That Was Their Plan
1	1 Vote	This Man Is Objectively Better Than You
1	1 Vote	Artificial Plants Could One Day Go Ewww
1	1 Vote	If Corporations Are People, Then You Should, Too
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only One in Elysium?
1	1 Vote	Sony Pictures to Prove That Meggings Should Not Decide American Immigration Policy, Right?
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1	1 Vote	12 Ways You'll Actually Enjoy Eating More Dark Chocolate Pills
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Crapocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Power of a Corpse Fetish Magazine Ad
1	1 Vote	If Only the Senate Can Kill You
1	1 Vote	8 Books That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been Arrested…Finally
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Forces a Banker to Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Creative Ways to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Rancor
1	1 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Deal With Humor
1	1 Vote	I Can't Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
1	1 Vote	I Expect This Kind of A Jerk
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Can Sense Its Environment
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	The 12 Least Impressive Ways Anyone Has Ever Been Asked to Color
1	1 Vote	If the World Cup

—	1 Vote	You've Heard of Butter Boards, Now It's Time Fans Adapted to MLB's Imperfect Playoff Format
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—	1 Vote	What Happens When the Wind Forgets Your Name
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