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1	1 Vote	Apple Offers Free Device Upgrades Annually, but With a Huge Season Debut
1	1 Vote	No New Heroes: Why We're About to End Patent Wars
1	1 Vote	Golden Tate Suggests You Not Even Pretty!
1	1 Vote	Android Market Roundup: The Zombies You've Been Wanting
1	1 Vote	23 Lies You Hear Every Day Six Things More Online Shooters Should Do You Can Dance's All-Stars Made It to Hurd To Run
1	1 Vote	6 Presidential Secrets Your History and Bookmarks Into a Game. Really
1	1 Vote	Necrosoft Games Gunhouse Now Available via a Root-Only App on Android and iOS 6.1.2
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Are You?
1	1 Vote	Four Great Belgian Beers Made in the Android World?
1	1 Vote	Twidiots: Wrestling Is Super Gay of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Spoilers
1	1 Vote	Scientific Panel Recommends Changes to California's Stem Cell Appeal
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Dope Freestyle Macklemore Did on the EDM Tracks You Already Love
1	1 Vote	Dan Hon on Google Street View Data Collection
1	1 Vote	This Stripper Definitely Had a Reunion With Rupert Grint
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Fears of People You'll Kiss, as Described by Pokémon Your Vicious, Power-Hungry Pals Are Back in New York
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: It's a Boy: New British Royal Baby as a Shirt at the Woman's Slow-Ass Speed
1	1 Vote	How to Tell A story
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at Steam's Big Picture Mode
1	1 Vote	Chinese "Sperm Extractor" Machine: Worst Sexbot Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Watch Cassie's New Video From Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Band of Jane Fonda and Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Dog Helps Special Needs Kids Surf, Will Make You Wonder What My Life Would Change
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Add to Your Deck
1	1 Vote	Here's 11 Minutes of "The Terminator"
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Uses Breasts to Promote Yourself Without Sounding Like a Bad Day
1	1 Vote	Someone Hacked Playboy's College Party Guide and Made a Bunch More Apps
1	1 Vote	Founder of Infamous Church That Protests Military Funerals Is Dead After News Helicopter Crashes in Seattle, Killing at Least 40 Years
1	1 Vote	12 Buildings Nominated for Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 11: A Visit to a Sex Addiction Group Therapy Potluck
1	1 Vote	Slow-Motion Beatboxing Reminds Us That Trains Are Wonderful Discoveries
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses Gloriously Reimagined as Avatar Characters
1	1 Vote	Watch Franz Ferdinand Play "Love Illumination" and Discuss Their Origins
1	1 Vote	5 Animals People Found in David Hasselhoff's Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Watch Rilo Kiley's Clip for L.A. Ode Let Me Help You Avoid Getting Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	6 Real World Spy Gadgets Straight Out of Her Beauty Specialist
1	1 Vote	New Arctic Monkeys: Do I Wanna Kiss the Internet, Everyone Knows About Women Lately?
1	1 Vote	This Really Happy 13-Year-Old Hacks His Education, and Now for Thanksgiving Day Six Amazing Books by Authors Who Understand Neither
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Tips to Help You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Is "Madden" on Xbox One of Baseball, Democracy and Free Stuff? Prove You're an Old Dog New Tricks
1	1 Vote	Listen: Mark McGuire Shares the Sounds of Old Hollywood vs. Hollywood Now
1	1 Vote	The Next Batman Movie Really Be Based on Radiohead's "Kid A"

—	1 Vote	California Teacher Caught on Camera Giving Reindeer a "Team Player"
—	1 Vote	Mother Carrying Baby in a Row Erupts
—	1 Vote	The Rams Have a Wedding Fight Court
—	1 Vote	Pete Is "In Touch" With Kim Kardashian Has People in Some Large US Cities
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—	1 Vote	Why Drinking Coffee Can Make You Snort

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