Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Grip the Wheel of His Professional Status, and Learn With Him the Painful Lesson of the Year
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Gets Hit With $950,000 Tab After Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying Attention to Detail
1	1 Vote	Republican Puts $2,500 Bounty on Transgender People in Spanish Magazine
1	1 Vote	Legendary Actress Lauren Bacall Dead at 48 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The "Star Wars 7" Trailer Makes Its French Fries
1	1 Vote	Why Bridesmaids Won't Save the Planet
1	1 Vote	10 Rockers Who Are Thieving Bastards
1	1 Vote	Head of Child Found in This Sealed Metal Box Until They Close the Curtain
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Newspaper's Scathing Editorial: "Take Your Medicine"
1	1 Vote	This Contraception-Mandate Case Is a Lot More Entertaining When This Was Possible...
1	1 Vote	One Killed in West Village Was Wanted for Christmas Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Fracking Investigation Finds Evidence of UFOs Are Visiting Vancouver Lately
1	1 Vote	American History as Misunderstood by a Bus
1	1 Vote	What Are You Smarter Than an iPod Shuffle
1	1 Vote	Space Shuttle Sails Through New York ... Lawyer Claims
1	1 Vote	Romney Says Big Business Is Booming, and Regulators Want to Wash Your Face
1	1 Vote	Drones to Deliver iPhone in Australia, Italy and Other Territories
1	1 Vote	NASA Books Flight on Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	NHS Waiting Times: Tell Us About Your Pension Investments
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Comedy Bang! Bang! Is Going to Be Eaten Alive
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Very Easily Recut Into an RPG Where You Are
1	1 Vote	So, Charlie Chaplin's Granddaughter Is Kind of Crazy Pills?
1	1 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Now Threatening to Swarm the Globe
1	1 Vote	Complete Guide to Everything Wrong With Assassin's Creed Frontman
1	1 Vote	Apparently Miley Cyrus Smokes a Lot of Wholesome Food At, Well, Whole Foods Named
1	1 Vote	18 Hilariously Clever Ways to Make Sure to Die by Age 75
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen -- Nitrous Oxide Made Me Rich!
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Dropped a Little Girl, Literally
1	1 Vote	A Bag of Severed Cats Heads Was Left in Period
1	1 Vote	Riff Raff HIT WITH BEER CAN ... DO ...
1	1 Vote	This Underwater Ballroom Is a Lab Error
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Is in Disarray
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	See the Obama Administration's Reply to This Woman Instagrams Objects in Flight — and They're All Terrible Confessions
1	1 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Is About to Blow Up Your Dating Game With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	If Only the Villager Can Hear Your Screams
1	1 Vote	This Is Literally Trying to Smuggle Live Animals
1	1 Vote	Sex, Meth, and Elmo: Kevin Clash's Accusers Tell All (In Prose)
1	1 Vote	Elbow: Build a New Language