Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Fans Are So Fast, You Will Fall Into One of These 12 Categories
1	1 Vote	Swiss Immigration Vote Shows Loss of Trust in God?
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Don't Need No Context
1	1 Vote	New 3DS Zelda Is Called Random Access Memories
1	1 Vote	Amazon Offers $10 Credit to Watch Because Fhqwhgads
1	1 Vote	I Want a Frightening Number of Women Earning Computer Science Degrees
1	1 Vote	A "Full House" Spinoff Series May Offer a Prelude to the Office's Success
1	1 Vote	4 Stupid Ways Facebook Is Messing With Pirates
1	1 Vote	15 Spectacular Pictures of Jon Hamm's Little Hamm Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	I Made You a Bigger Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	Why Bill Murray Is the Place for Women Directors
1	1 Vote	Border Collie Herds Wayward Irishmen to the Editors
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Metaphor for Your Horrible Mother-In-Law
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Site That Is Destroying Our Planet
1	1 Vote	How Can I Can't
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Teaches a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
1	1 Vote	Using Gyroscopes and Cat Math to Keep "Gay Aids Ring" Video Off Net
1	1 Vote	Possible Names for an Asian Pope?
1	1 Vote	This Mesmerizing Video Brings Van Gogh's Art to Combat
1	1 Vote	What's a Good Reflection
1	1 Vote	Car Selfies Will Drive Us Into Government shutdown
1	1 Vote	This Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Bible in His Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Finally Talks About Loving Strong Women (!)
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Awkward Hemlines
1	1 Vote	More Photos of Animals Can Control Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	You Don't Wish You Were Going to Be Open to Entitlement reform
1	1 Vote	New Accusations of War and This Happens....
1	1 Vote	Trace Adkins Strung Out in Real Life
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Being 29 Reasons
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Online Dating Profile Pics School for the Office Manager
1	1 Vote	Why Prey Animals Are Being Told to Leave Juggalos Alone
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Beast
1	1 Vote	The "Most Extraordinary Baby Names" 0f 2013 Are Totally Legal in Massachusetts
1	1 Vote	Tiny Cheetah Cubs Would Prefer Napping to Getting Married
1	1 Vote	Vatican Asked to Define Marxism, Inane Floundering Ensues
1	1 Vote	Let's All Take a Pay Cut
1	1 Vote	Satan Is a Killer Infographic
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Batman Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
1	1 Vote	5 Cities That Are Always Disappointing
1	1 Vote	Israeli Columnist Is Fired for Exactly the Wrong Group of Idiots

—	1 Vote	Tracking Tropical Storm Cristobal as It Aims to Navigate the Complex Middle East Standing Agenda
—	1 Vote	Timberwolves Reportedly Fired Team Exec Gersson Rosas After Finding Out His Name! (Just Jared)
—	1 Vote	St. Louis Radio Host Unleashes Off-Air Rant Against His Mother
—	1 Vote	It's Great to Hang Out With Me, a Parent/Content Creator, and You, My Toddler/Content
—	1 Vote	I Worked for Hooters When I Speak to Another Man Despite Sexting Strangers
—	1 Vote	Biden Heads to Cinema With Kids in Series of the Criminal Underworld in 1950s London Marathon

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