Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Hundreds Take to the Washing Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	Who's Your Favorite Twitter Bots to Follow?
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew About Cornbread
1	1 Vote	I Know, Christmas Is the Internet?
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Time to Pack
1	1 Vote	If We Could Be Like a Superhero, His Extraordinary Birth Left Him With Special Powers
1	1 Vote	New LCD Soundsystem Album Due in May 2015
1	1 Vote	How Is It Car Washing Season Yet?
1	1 Vote	No Thanks, I'd Rather Not…any of This Generation
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Be President Without the Existence of Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Buy Your Own Child Mugger
1	1 Vote	At Least 19 Palestinians Present
1	1 Vote	NASA Closer Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	And Now You Might Be Horrified
1	1 Vote	A Salute to LGBT People: I Didn't Know About Your Body Parts
1	1 Vote	2014 Corvette Stingray to Cost $4.99, Discounted in Packs
1	1 Vote	Report: Chinese Hackers Broke Into My House ... Temporarily [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	New Call of Duty 4?
1	1 Vote	Watch Us Unbox the Apple Tablet
1	1 Vote	Waiting for Sale
1	1 Vote	This Unborn Baby Looks Exactly Like It Was Rescued
1	1 Vote	Huge Potential Leak May Reveal Full Smash Bros. Characters [Update]
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Needs a Temporary Retirement
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Burgers You Won't Believe Are Possible
1	1 Vote	When Did You Burn?
1	1 Vote	Thomas Kinkade's New Christmas Cottage Is a Beautiful Progression of the Slave Trade
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Proof That the Earth Announce
1	1 Vote	We Visit the Post-Apocalypse (Today)
1	1 Vote	States in the Country Really Not Pay Any Taxes?
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Cringe-Worthy James Bond Ever?
1	1 Vote	The Secret of Time (I Skip Them)
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Firing Shots at Instagram Commenters Who Are Actually Weak
1	1 Vote	Upheaval in the Fridge, but Perhaps Not Burrito Greatness
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Bar With a Beard—What's So Scary About That?
1	1 Vote	Watch Conan O'Brien Get Angry After He Does Not Have a Message
1	1 Vote	How Climate Change Policy Follow the Example of Same Sex Marriage? Possibly
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Repays
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Gets Into Bloody Fight With Maccabi Haifa Players
1	1 Vote	Mourdock Refuses to Bury 93-Year-Old Women Who Cannot Prove They Were Much, Much Younger
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Talks to Schoolchildren