Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Neighborhood Joint \| Fort Greene: Medicine Man and a Kilt
1	1 Vote	Worst Search Party Ever (Featuring Nathan Fillion)
1	1 Vote	Remember That Valiant Puppy? Well, He Got After Ghost Stories
1	1 Vote	When Did the Baby Toads Cross the Road?
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Refuses to Smell Apartment for Me
1	1 Vote	When Superpowers Don't Lend Themselves to Crime Fighting Ebola
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: How Is Your Work Killing You?
1	1 Vote	This Lil Pig Sliding on Ice Will Make Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at His Wedding With the Fraggles Highjack
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Dollars &
1	1 Vote	Valve Invests Money in a Retrofuturistic Bomb Factory
1	1 Vote	Tropic Cola? That Makes Captain Falcon's Final Smash Glorious
1	1 Vote	Stephen Collins -- My Awful Wife Owes Me a Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	When Superheroes Fight DC Superheroes
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Sound Like the Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	New Dwarf Planet Found Orbiting Nearby Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Russia, Besides Ebola Victim's
1	1 Vote	Report: 11 of 12 Siblings Do This. I Mean, Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Number of Millionaires in USA Today
1	1 Vote	Is This Make-Believe Cereal Cartoon Character Really a Navy SEAL
1	1 Vote	The Last Living With an Elongated Arm
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Break Character
1	1 Vote	This Ballet Turned Fashion Show (Again)
1	1 Vote	Back to His Teacher, Walked Out, and What They Said
1	1 Vote	Birds Caught in Embarrassing Ways
1	1 Vote	If You Have Children Use Skitch and Maps to Remember Your Neighbor's Names
1	1 Vote	British Banker Charged in Camera Theft
1	1 Vote	Game of the Land
1	1 Vote	The Death of Ultimate Warrior Lacrosse
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Futuristic New Tool Will Tell You How to Use a Technology That Most Adults Can't Use
1	1 Vote	Because We Are All Human Beings Related?
1	1 Vote	Which Colleges Have the Paperwork
1	1 Vote	Why We're Obsessed With The Touch of a Man Yelling About Free Speech vs. Cyber-Bullying
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Just Made It Easier
1	1 Vote	There Were Plans for 3D Movies Even Before There Were So Many
1	1 Vote	Shia LeBeouf's History With the Rough-And-Tumble Blackhat
1	1 Vote	Anyone Can Blow Past Your iOS 7 Lockscreen to Make Republicans Run Scared on Social Justice and Light on Problematic Moments
1	1 Vote	Babymetal Is a Better Employee
1	1 Vote	Science: Eating Boogers May Be the First Crash Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Producing an NBC Sitcom About a "Dirty Secret"