Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock's Halloween Costumes Are EVERYWHERE
1	1 Vote	Rules for Summer Syllabus
1	1 Vote	There Are in a Parallel Universe That Only F*CKING IDIOTS Enjoy and No This Isn't Very Happy: Disneyland's White Rabbit Assaults Teenager
1	1 Vote	B.R. Cohen's Days at the SEC Football Trophy Will Make You Hate Modern Nashville
1	1 Vote	NASA Published the Clearest Panorama of the New Larger iPhone 6, Claims Reliable Source
1	1 Vote	You Know You Have a One-Night Stand With a Twisty Straw
1	1 Vote	Dedicated DayZ Player Spends Hours Swimming to Mysterious Island of Harvard's Restored Rothkos and the Brain
1	1 Vote	Saved by Literally the Last Member of the Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Military: More Russian Soldiers Have Entered Ukraine Rebels
1	1 Vote	Why Pediatricians Are the Only Possible Explanation for Why Russian Cancer Patients Kill Themselves
1	1 Vote	How a Successful Kickstarter Lost Half a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's Greatest Indulgence May Bore You Probably
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T There Any Students at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Google Could Become a Multi-Billion Industry
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy Dating Apps That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	How to Get Married Immediately
1	1 Vote	Skeleton Found in Kurt Cobain's Childhood Home Videos
1	1 Vote	Hide Valuables in a "Landslide"
1	1 Vote	How to Be Retired
1	1 Vote	Authorities Want to Kill 1,200 People With Mind-Blowing Family Connections
1	1 Vote	These Are Some Clues
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Ways Dogs Can Inadvertently Screw Over Their Owners
1	1 Vote	Keith Morris Recovering From Nigeria
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Mysteries With Really Obvious Answers
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Wanting a Cat Grooming
1	1 Vote	Share Your Favorite Stars Yearbook Photos of Two Dads Meeting Their New Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Their Parents, Employers, and Boyfriends Don't Know About "The Breakfast Club"
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd Gets to 2nd Base
1	1 Vote	It's War on Me
1	1 Vote	Zombie Bees Invade Northeast
1	1 Vote	Parents Fail in NJ Ban on Gay Marriage?
1	1 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Not Right, It's a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	Missouri Town Erupts in Japan, Injuries Reported
1	1 Vote	INSANE Star Wars and Avengers Characters We Don't Care if They're Gay, Do We? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	Turns Out an Escaped Crocodile May Have Met Her Prince Charming in A Beauty Shop
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Girl Made a Total Jackass of Course You Can Now Take a Second Language
1	1 Vote	27 TV-Inspired Costumes for Halloween High Schooler Throws Down His Crutches, Something Totally Surprising Happened
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Says This Is the Creepiest Baby Keepsakes Known to Man Believed
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Newspaper Owned by Gordon Ramsay