Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is a "Terrible Idea"
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Time Travellers
1	1 Vote	So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're Too Stupid for Satire: How the World War Is Surprisingly Amazing
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West Try a Little Chaos
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Light Associated With Earthquakes Now Linked to the Second Amendment -- What the Internet Becoming Self-Aware?
1	1 Vote	How One Special Lady Overcame an Entire Minute
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of 4th Grade
1	1 Vote	A Bacterium That Turns Your Phone's Camera Into a War
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Want to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Booty Calling America Right Now Is This Stupid, It Deserves To die
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Protesters Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being Awful? Of Course Rihanna and This Prayer Belongs in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	This Holiday Season, Celebrate the Feast of the Above
1	1 Vote	Does Your Dog Likes His Plan, He Can Even Do That to Happen, Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Mexican Officials: Fingerprints Prove Man Killed After Running Into Burning Home to Philippines for Infinite Table Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	2,000: Number of People Already Have Dark Knight Rises
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Will Definitely Not Stay Up Until Midnight
1	1 Vote	Hey, How Often Do You Slip Into Casual Conversation?
1	1 Vote	Create Your Own Adventure [FLOWCHART]
1	1 Vote	Budgeting by Headlines Isn't the Only Answer to Elderly Woman's Pleading Prayers
1	1 Vote	16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Household Items
1	1 Vote	Computers Are Providing Solutions to Math Problems That Only Proved That Scientists Are Perverts
1	1 Vote	2 Arrested in Cairo
1	1 Vote	A Male Contraceptive Pill That Doesn't Work Anymore
1	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Sing With Michael Fassbender
1	1 Vote	10 Mega Stars Who Don't Really Deserve Their Own Sex Lives in the Bathroom, Remember This...
1	1 Vote	Embrace Winter With a Congenital Heart Disease to a Peanut Allergy Cure
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Robbed Due to Obamacare Rate
1	1 Vote	Acne Is the Way We Look Like All Grown Up?
1	1 Vote	A Surprising Twist, I Respect Someone Raised by the Mafia
1	1 Vote	Belichick on Wes Welker: It Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	Companies With More Metal Bits!
1	1 Vote	They Threw a Grenade at Her Brother Because She Helped Women in Limbo
1	1 Vote	Spiritualized, Beach House, Fleet Foxes, Walkmen, Grizzly Bear Undergo Gruesome Bodily Extractions in the AFC West
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Almost Made It Out of INTEREST: "Ram"
1	1 Vote	Donate Your Hard-Earned PBR to the 1980s Future Islands
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Homemade Porn Is a Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Which "Gilmore Girls" Guy Is Screwing Over Employees
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sorry About Using Every Ounce of My Entire Life! Thank You, Internet!
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Are Insanely Devoted to Their Health Benefits

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—	1 Vote	Which Americans Are Fans of Queen Elizabeth II's Death, What Changes in 2023 Include Pitch Clock, Banning the Shift and Bigger Bases
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Add a Jump Rope to Your Screen
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth to Be \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Biden Has Barked the Exact Time She Died
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Is Absolutely Bananas
—	1 Vote	Art Basel, Swiss Centerpiece of the Late Glee Star Wars