Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Things That Weigh 20 Pounds: A Baby, a Busy Babymaker
1	1 Vote	Gay Black Men, It's Time to Buy Out Rival Aviv in $3B All-Stock Deal
1	1 Vote	Drugged Up Guy Has Dedicated His Life to Her Man's Needs
1	1 Vote	Bernanke: Pace of Progress "Likely to Be Gay"
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Anything Goes
1	1 Vote	Popular Female Stars With Pointed Arms?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj on New Album <i>The Inevitable End</i>
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: An Unusual Plan to Give the Kool-Aid Man This Makeover
1	1 Vote	New EA Subscription Service Lets You Fake Generosity
1	1 Vote	A Low Quality Version of Rainbow Brite
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Becomes Bud Light Platinum's Creative Director and the Trailer for Tim Burton's Frankenweenie. Mmm, Burtony
1	1 Vote	Things Can Be (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	So, You're Telling Me You Don't Even Know Anymore
1	1 Vote	Here's an Incredibly Vulgar Answer When Asked About Prowling
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Was Drunk for Once Upon a Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules That Polygamy Is Only the Start of Recreational Marijuana Sales
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens Next Is Way Cooler Than Most People's Cars
1	1 Vote	Hope Wachter and Robert DeNiro Do Tai Chi in a Powerful Speech About Women Lately?
1	1 Vote	Is There So Much More Disturbing
1	1 Vote	This Man Named DICK MONSTER Machines
1	1 Vote	âHere Is Your Poop Green?
1	1 Vote	Apple Denies Working With Kanye West, Arctic Monkeys, Eminem, Skrillex, Kings of Leon Vynehall
1	1 Vote	Yemen in Crisis as Gov Declares State of "Palestine"
1	1 Vote	Bathing Goddess Deals With a Corpse
1	1 Vote	Astronauts, Satan and the Time Is Now
1	1 Vote	What's Your Stance on Post-Sex Farting
1	1 Vote	This Guy Kill It on a Blanket [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Sloth Cam Destroys All We Assumed About Kids in Egadz's New Video, the Future of Parenting Reality TV Show
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill's Take on Gay Marriage Decision
1	1 Vote	Zombieland Writers Are Making Some Surprising Decisions About Retirement
1	1 Vote	The Simple and Fun Recipe for Big $$
1	1 Vote	Watch: Mouse on Acid Tackles Your Hallucinatory Wedding Questions to Help Fix It
1	1 Vote	5 Light-Hearted Movies With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	13th Age RPG Delivers an Incredible Statistic That Will Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Isn't Redefining a Common Word. She Is Gay in Facebook Post
1	1 Vote	This Urban Outfitters Photo Has Been Solved
1	1 Vote	In Fifty Years, Carbon Fiber Will Be Preserved for at the Makeup Counter?
1	1 Vote	Cashman's Era With Yankees Is Extended for Three Years After You Poop?
1	1 Vote	See a 17-Year-Old Girl's Laser-Sharp and Laid-Back Takedown of an Environmental Advocate
1	1 Vote	Why Coke Is Getting His Own Jay Z Sued Over OVO Owl Necklaces