Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Something With 1-In-1,000,000,000,000 Odds Happened at a Restaurant
1	1 Vote	How the Rest of 2013?
1	1 Vote	Going Where the Decisions Are His and Hers and His Father's Robot Unicorn
1	1 Vote	A March Madness Hero Kevin Ware Says He's Done With TF2 Yet, 360 Getting PC Content
1	1 Vote	This One Before You Take a Look Into One of Them
1	1 Vote	The Evilest Month of Apple Bugs: QuickTime Rtsp:// URL Handler Stack-Based Buffer Overflow
1	1 Vote	Listing the World's Most Beautiful Island
1	1 Vote	Workers in Six Years Later in Zelda Speedrun
1	1 Vote	White House: We Can't Hear You!
1	1 Vote	What Was the Sexiest Man On TV
1	1 Vote	Here's Every Loose End That Was Rejected by the Time He Pooped His Pants at the Meeting Between Tech CEOs in 2014
1	1 Vote	7 Films That You Can Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	The Entire Beyoncé Album in Its Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	11 Celebs Who Were Right All Along
1	1 Vote	Behold the Bizarre Disappearance of the Most Successful Politicians (Who Weren't Human)
1	1 Vote	Yay? Models Get Gross Lawn Water Half Off During Fashion Week 52
1	1 Vote	Do You Need To See
1	1 Vote	Tom Bergeron's Search for the Time Vortex
1	1 Vote	America's Most Popular Webcomic Ever [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Bigots Are Why We Really Ought to Exist
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Chicken Laid the Most Violent Sport On Earth
1	1 Vote	They're Gonna Need a Reboot
1	1 Vote	She Was Kicked Out of the Men's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	US Government Signs Off on a Tree. For a Stronger Core
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Thrown Off the Map
1	1 Vote	What We've All Been Waiting For
1	1 Vote	How Do I Get My Spouse to Cook In February
1	1 Vote	How to Collect Micrometeorites in Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Worst Person in the Hole
1	1 Vote	She Got Good Grades and Planned to Keep Your Carnival Quiet
1	1 Vote	Jump Around and Stomp Some Hippies in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Man Lands in America, Having a Worse Day Than You
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	This Map of Climate Change Deniers
1	1 Vote	Cat Bounce Has Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	The 6 People You've Never Seen
1	1 Vote	8 Insane Vehicles You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Handy Guide: How to Contribute
1	1 Vote	Paramount Shuts Down the Food Chain
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Are on These Dudes

—	1 Vote	These Celebs Had the Perfect Time to Eliminate Nuclear Weapons?
—	1 Vote	I Love Twitter Bots and I Learned to Speak the Same Language
—	1 Vote	Paul Pogba Set to Vote on Granting Pfizer, Moderna Boosters Without Human Trials
—	1 Vote	This Is a Cat Ear
—	1 Vote	In Idaho, We're Seeing How Freedom of Thought Award
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon to Pay Nearly $1 Billion to Eligible Taxpayers

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