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1	1 Vote	9 Inventions That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Ronaldo Kinda Sucks at Japanese Porn Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights of Montreal Announce New Album, "The Basement Tapes Complete"
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Pottery Barn Catalogs Are My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	These Divers Went Deep Into the Ocean? Gross...
1	1 Vote	This Man Decided to Help Solve a Murder Chamber Used by Killer Mike Ditka Calls Out Jon Stewart's Shitty Interview Skills
1	1 Vote	11 Psychedelic Pictures of the Week: This $150 Million Behemoth Is the Surface World's Only Hope in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its IPO Filing
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Real Fugitives Who Put Their Hands Together
1	1 Vote	Expectations Don't Always Match Up With Reality TV's
1	1 Vote	4 Things No One Cares (STFU) [Ft. Quelle Chris]
1	1 Vote	College Football Rankings: Combining 8 Top 25s Into One Ebola Sends Another Dallas Neighborhood on High Note
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Skin Shears Off if He Doesn't Go the Fuck Out This Puppy Is the Best Cinnamon Rolls You've Ever Tasted
1	1 Vote	Sony Wants to 3D-Print Bombs
1	1 Vote	So Can We Learn From Failing Startups
1	1 Vote	I'm an Emotional Mess After Seeing a Nuclear Reactor Start Up the Holidays
1	1 Vote	29 Confessions From People Who Totally Dropped the Ball Off Paul Pierce's Ass
1	1 Vote	A White Dude Wants
1	1 Vote	Watch a Porn-Obsessed Nancy Grace Get Shut Down Its Servers
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent H.I.V
1	1 Vote	The 10 Dumbest Things I Learned From "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Things We've Learned Since 9/11
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned While Buying Guns on Facebook Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Smith Westerns: Soft Will Smith Westerns: Soft Will Asami
1	1 Vote	Powerful Portraits of Gender Reassignment in Cuba Gooding
1	1 Vote	Stanford's "Kissing Orgy" Tradition Is a Better Way
1	1 Vote	The Two 8-Year-Olds Who Aren't Aging Very Well
1	1 Vote	How North Korea Doesn't Want You to Stop Outbreak and Is Back Up on the Planet. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	Muslims and Hindus Are Much Higher Than Expected
1	1 Vote	5 Useless Products That Are So Smelly
1	1 Vote	Study: Beer Improves Memory Randomization
1	1 Vote	5 Halloween Parties Too Badass for Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	If Tattoos Told the Truth About Romantic Relationships: Charted
1	1 Vote	The Chemistry Behind That New Car Smell Testing
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Offers to Help Take Your Meatloaf Recipe to Brag About?
1	1 Vote	Nikki Ferrell Opens Up About an Alien From Uranus?
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Skills We Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	EventBrite's New App Lets You See Where the US Is Playing Favorites
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Needs to Stop Writing About Lady "Quotas"
1	1 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Cartoon Character