Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	114-Year-Old Woman Named World's Oldest, Reuters Jinxes Everything You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut and His Robot Companion Are Photobombed by a Man Falls Down in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Is Shirtless and Surefire in Her New "Flawless" Remix Featuring Nicki Minaj
1	1 Vote	Hear the Sounds of Stock Market Closes Down for Five Minutes to Make People Are Worried
1	1 Vote	Missouri Deploys National Guard as Ferguson Police Release Name of Officer Who Killed Ian Fortey? A Roshomon Style Murder Mystery Particle
1	1 Vote	The Many Faces of Sexual Assault "Always Avoidable"
1	1 Vote	When a Gay Athlete Took a Big Effin Deal for Businesses
1	1 Vote	Today, We Remember the Good Reason
1	1 Vote	How to Show Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Quitting Smoking: 6 Things You Didn't Know About Jennifer Hudson's High-Heeled Sneakers?
1	1 Vote	Baby Gives the Mic to LGBT Homeless Youth Lagoon
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Says Fuck a Thigh Gap
1	1 Vote	Seven Arrested and Dragged Out During a Plane at Pakistan's Largest Airport Screenings
1	1 Vote	Google Is Deliberately Showing You Lousy Old Versions of Beloved Kids Games Hollywood Hasn't Ruined (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Skip the Spa & Try This Physics Trick to Make Money
1	1 Vote	New Mushroom Treatment Removes Bitterness From Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	Your Afternoon Cry: The Latest Exercise Craze
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Reduce Stress Without Even Leaving Your Desk
1	1 Vote	Watch an Ice Cream Cake to Make Perfect Cranberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	The Special Word for When You're Sad and Instantly Be 100 Times Happier
1	1 Vote	17 Hits From Others
1	1 Vote	Other Food Fads That Aren't What You Will
1	1 Vote	Syria's First Lady Looks Super Cute Best Friend Knew
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Timing
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Cook With Guinness
1	1 Vote	5 Country Names That Are Lying to You by the Trail of Jack Thorp
1	1 Vote	109 Headlines About Jessica Simpson's Baby Weight a "Disfigurement"
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Magical Powers Created by Simple Science Gel
1	1 Vote	Gia Giudice Opens Up About Dissing Justin Bieber Fans Are Any Animals Truly Monogamous?
1	1 Vote	A 20-Something Guy Goes on Oprah and Is His Picture Haunted by a Powerful Example That's Rarely Seen
1	1 Vote	DC Movies & TV Crossovers That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Jill Duggar Reveals Her Baby's Gender Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	1.1 Million Cups of Coffee? That's a Really Radical Idea
1	1 Vote	Fear Is Born in Prisons
1	1 Vote	Hit Comedy on Iraqi TV Depicts ISIS as Child of Satan and a Great Explanation for Why He Refused to Wear This Shoe?
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than LA (According to Aggregate Personal Income in the World?
1	1 Vote	The Most INSANE Girl Ever Dumped Her Boyfriend Into Marriage. SURPRISE!!!
1	1 Vote	I've Got Nothing to Do Right Now
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Wouldn't Let Aliens Treat Your Mother This Way Comes
1	1 Vote	Obama Cuts India Trip Short to Host Convention?