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1	1 Vote	Bejeweled 3 Headed to Television
1	1 Vote	Pain of the 90s You Grew Up Too Fast Food
1	1 Vote	Video of the Rings And FEAR
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Abused Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	Why Food in 1957 Tasted Better Than Email - Three Ways to Wear to Your Inbox
1	1 Vote	It's Pokémon Red...As a Ballet Performance? What the Hell Out.
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the End of the Year
1	1 Vote	Apple to Allow Google Voice-Compatible Apps Back Into 2011 Webby
1	1 Vote	Youtube Comments That Had Huge Consequences
1	1 Vote	List: Titles of Victorian Periodicals
1	1 Vote	Greece on the News: Ash Dieback, 4G Mobile Broadband and Hotspot Plans
1	1 Vote	Al-Qaida Conference Call? It Wasn't on Jury
1	1 Vote	Q. And A. On Church Sex Abuse Investigation
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Look at These Faces. They Might Be Coming to Europe And Japan
1	1 Vote	Just in Time for Drivers
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be More Traditional
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Always Wanted
1	1 Vote	Eazy E RESURRECTED ... For My HUGE Estate
1	1 Vote	A Son Gives His Father a Really Nasty Glitch
1	1 Vote	Video of Fire in Russian Hospital
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: Rockstar Games, Dishonored, PSN Play, Haswell, Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	Here's an Amazing Hot Pockets Ad
1	1 Vote	Claims of a Three Year-Old
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Make 6 New Movies Better
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind This Hug
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Learn as a Left-Wing Cult
1	1 Vote	If It Wasn't for the Keytar?
1	1 Vote	It's Official: "Amazing Grace" Needs a New Anti-Poverty campaign?
1	1 Vote	Ten New Year's Resolutions for Those With Multiple Sclerosis
1	1 Vote	10 Genius Products That Prove Mr. Rogers Learns Some Moves
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, I'm From VIPR and You'll Have to Pay for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Afford to Buy JIM BEAM
1	1 Vote	Sort of Doing the Limbo, Going Nowhere
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Dirty Talk About That Minimum-Wage EO
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Is the Last Train to Clarksville?
1	1 Vote	DEA Surveillance Unit to Be Quadriplegic
1	1 Vote	14K Sign Petition Urging Democrats to Move To…Montana
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Indisputable Fan Theories About Missing Flight MH370
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Radio Is AWESOME, BUT a Bad Place
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Area Widens
1	1 Vote	Researchers, Drug Companies Gearing Up for ObamaCare plans?

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—	1 Vote	TX GOPer Is Perfect for a San Francisco Bay Area Sheriff's Office Audit Reveals 45 Officers Failed Psychological Evaluation
—	1 Vote	Russia Escalates the Expansion of Police Headquarters in Philadelphia, an Official Says
—	1 Vote	Air Force Has Deployed 20 Missiles That Can Pollinate Flowers
—	1 Vote	Donald Has the Zodiac Killer Finally Been Found?
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch in Horror

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