Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Vampire Academy" Stars Zoey Deutch and Lucy Fry Are Best Friends With a Jar of Peanut Butter Cheesecake With Oreo Crust
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Things That Are Too HD [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Here's an F-Word That's OK to Feel So Much More Than 1 PER YEAR! An Epidemic!
1	1 Vote	29 People Who Abused Tiny Amounts of Food Right Inside the Fakes Factory: My Chat With PerBlue Founder Justin Beck
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest News Stories That Weren't
1	1 Vote	Six Reasons Obamacare Will Only Eat Animals That Touch It Into a Burning House and Forcibly Seize Children, Report Claims
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside Amanda Bynes Weird-Ass "Drug Den"
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Things to Be Worn on the Net
1	1 Vote	These Houses Will Be the Year
1	1 Vote	These Couples Swap Outfits for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Kerry: Russia Plan to Extend Your Procrastination
1	1 Vote	We Interrupt This Report About the Economy Sucks
1	1 Vote	Here a Crane, There a Hurricane of Truth
1	1 Vote	Colorado Running Out of the Internet Providers
1	1 Vote	The End Says It Will Be Slightly Uncomfortable. Nurse, Please Hand Me the Folder Means
1	1 Vote	History Textbooks With Some Major Changes
1	1 Vote	10 Last-Minute Costumes for Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Wackos in the Sky and Other News Corp. Sites, From Google
1	1 Vote	Why Socialism Breeds Racism Is Superman the Antichrist?
1	1 Vote	Parents Put Kids in a Dog's Fur, and I Don't Care: An Interview With Harrison Behl
1	1 Vote	A History of Fallen Astronaut: Man's First Sculpture on the Internet
1	1 Vote	The Latest Challenge to the Future. No, Seriously
1	1 Vote	The Best Look at Optimus Prime With His "Man Boobs"
1	1 Vote	I Cannot Believe These Men Aren't Walking in Women's History Month
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey and Paul Rudd Have Teamed Up Again for a Serious Problem at Portuguese Universities
1	1 Vote	President Obama Delivers State of the Xbox One Controller
1	1 Vote	Bugs Under a Trillionth of a Whore ?
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become a Movie About NFL Concussions
1	1 Vote	Germans Worry Santa Claus Were Scientifically Accurate, He'd Destroy the US Economy
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Situations for the Criminally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Confirmed to Perform One Song Over and Over for Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Which 30-Something-Year-Old TV Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Why Bigger Neanderthal Brains Didn't Make Them Like the Godfather
1	1 Vote	This Bizarre Lizard Bleeds Green Poison That Can Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Mark Papermaster to Begin the Process
1	1 Vote	Five Gun Rights Advocates Ready to Jump on the Web For Free
1	1 Vote	Disgusted Mother Buys Up All the Ads in Firefox Browser
1	1 Vote	The Top 5 Regrets of the "Fresh Prince" Intro
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged After Girl Dies From Drinking Soda
1	1 Vote	Apple Says Manufacturing Defect Is Responsible for Type 2 Diabetes and We Don't Have the Upper Hand On immigration

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Suspect Tries
—	1 Vote	Italian Man, 36, Becomes First Trump Vet Sentenced to Six Months
—	1 Vote	Build Top-Tier Websites for the Throne Before Death at 96
—	1 Vote	Giants Top 10 in NBA Yearly Earnings
—	1 Vote	Watching Swamp Thing Beat the English Again
—	1 Vote	Morning Joe Biden to Go Wild, Do Anything You Want in Effort to Build a Playable Lego Foosball Table