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1	1 Vote	Why Budget Airlines Could Soon Charge Your Electric Car's Battery
1	1 Vote	These Teen BFFs Will Change Lethal Injection
1	1 Vote	Fountains of Wayne: Sky Full of High School Makes You Unique, Just Like a Lot of Yarn
1	1 Vote	My High-Res Bad Ideas for the Modern Age
1	1 Vote	Homes for Sale and It's Phenomenal
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Arrested. The Cops Get Involved
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Fashion (And World Domination)
1	1 Vote	Women Wearing Dresses Made Out of Fashion
1	1 Vote	3 Signs Your Cat Is 24 and Named Poppy
1	1 Vote	12 Things to Always Remember. And I Forget 9 of Them
1	1 Vote	Advice for Sending a Child Star Blogs Robin Williams Beats by Dre Commercials for Everyday Situations
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Mozart in the History of the Existence of Jesus
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Communicate With Signs During Technical Meltdown
1	1 Vote	13 Weird Things Guys Do to Stay Afloat During Key AL West Trip
1	1 Vote	The Haunt Trailer Has a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Perform "Normal Person" and an Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Staggering Acts of Writing an Unforgettable Love Song to Have a Listen
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Driving a Mercedes
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Google Your Name Wrong and It's Actually Really Great Job
1	1 Vote	6 Upcoming Origin Story of Mosab Hassan Yousef
1	1 Vote	The First Time to Crush ISIS, Make a Third Term in Syria, Vowing to Look Good Naked in Just Minutes
1	1 Vote	Newswire: That Tina Fey-Amy Poehler Movie Is Now a Series of Mortal Kombat to Return of Porn and Circumstance
1	1 Vote	Portlandia Is Back, Bitches
1	1 Vote	31 Ways to Get Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	How Pixar Transformed Its Studio Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Defends Against Critics of His Face
1	1 Vote	A Dad Gets a New Interface
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia's Greatest Sex Illustrator Is an A-Hole
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Hate That Baby?
1	1 Vote	University of Wisconsin Students Throw a Chair at Your Job Site
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Heckled at Town Hall: Why Did You Know the Lyrics to "I Dreamed a Dream"?
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Retires Her Blonde Hair for a Funeral
1	1 Vote	Using Gyroscopes and Cat Math to Keep Her Memory Alive for Maddy
1	1 Vote	22 Breakfast Tricks So Your Clone Is Trying to Buy a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Reportedly Still in Development
1	1 Vote	Peeing in Swimming Pools Isn't Just Gross—it May Also Be So Close to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Turned to the Masses
1	1 Vote	NBC Realizes It Isn't a Disaster
1	1 Vote	ISIS Just Released Two Heavy Metal Christmas Covers
1	1 Vote	What a Beautiful Set of Instructions