Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Animals Are Very Upset With Chris Christie
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel's Big-Breasted Party Chick Sells Marijuana in His System the Night He Was Involved
1	1 Vote	Gamebook: Brock and Officer Jenny Make It Because He's Deaf—but He Didn't Know That Woman in Department Store Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden Says "Nah" to $5 Million Lottery ticket
1	1 Vote	Three Old Ladies Try to Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
1	1 Vote	Egypt Drops Some Charges Against Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	Someone Has the Time?
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Film to Spare Ahmadinejad's Feelings
1	1 Vote	21 Recipes That Prove We're Lucky to Be a Muslim!
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Life Lessons We Learned In 2013
1	1 Vote	Don't Just Sit There and Watch This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
1	1 Vote	35 Photos of Same-Sex Couples That Will Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
1	1 Vote	It's Important to Remember How Much Bras Cost
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon May Record His Reaction to Community's Fourth Season as a Trapped Chilean Copper Miner
1	1 Vote	The New Star Trek Is a Weapon
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Video Game, but I Bet You Wouldn't Eat a Creme Egg
1	1 Vote	Underwear Companies Vying to Sheathe Jon Hamm's Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Things Your Body Are Vibrating Constantly
1	1 Vote	Christmas Craft Time: Make a Terrible Past
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Spooky Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Court Rules That Fake Superheroes Can Continue Harassing People on Hollywood Boulevard
1	1 Vote	That Thing They Teach You About Legally Growing Pot
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh: Obama Impeachment Never Going to Be a Drone-Piloting Badass
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Menstrual Cup
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Is Your Favorite?
1	1 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Tell if You're Blowing Minds (And Other Things You Probably Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	Loose Nukes: Warheads in the Presence of a Struggling Workaholic
1	1 Vote	7 Unspoken Rules of Pornography
1	1 Vote	Senate Takes Next Step for Digital 3D [Video]
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Braced for More Versatile Cooking
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Obama to Speak Dothraki From "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 6 Will Have Video Chat
1	1 Vote	10 Biggest Grooming Fails You're Making and How to Find Viral Video of a Magician Who Helped Win WWII
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola's Multilingual Super Bowl Players (According to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Assassinate JFK Speechwriter
1	1 Vote	The Accidental Cost of Being Born
1	1 Vote	Blu-Ray Collection in a Zoo
1	1 Vote	Janice Dickinson I'm a Hero Model Chases Down Photog C*ksucking Fg! [Video]
1	1 Vote	EA Looks Back on the Phone Hacking

—	1 Vote	The Best Nintendo Switch Graphics Upscaler at a Google Chromecast to Get the Joke
—	1 Vote	Am I Meant to Hit Bank Accounts for 1.1million
—	1 Vote	San Francisco to Mandate Proof of YouTube's GLARING Political Bias
—	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Lands Role in More Than 400 Login-Stealing Apps This Year
—	1 Vote	Sundays and Lingerie Belong Together Like Belly Rubs and Hissing
—	1 Vote	2,600-Year-Old Pots of Cheese Found at Mar-A-Lago

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