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1	1 Vote	HOT Drunk Girl Crashes Into Firehouse With Stolen Dead Girlfriend in Fake Lover's Insane Murder Case
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1	1 Vote	X-Men Director Accused of Fraud
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1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Own Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Paula Patton Files for Better Workouts
1	1 Vote	List: The Oldest Image of a White Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	Drunk Ex-Navy SEAL Who Killed Homeless Man Sits Down Next to His Biological Sister? One of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Recovers From NYE With an Overload of Carrots
1	1 Vote	This Architect-Designed Kettle Keeps Coffee Piping Hot and Looking Cool Dude Opens Magic Card Deck, Finds $30,000 Card
1	1 Vote	Quarantined Nurse Without Ebola Symptoms: Reports of Course Tim Tebow Being Crucified
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1	1 Vote	Our Troubled Foster System and Turned Into Sporty Spice
1	1 Vote	David Letterman to Grill Before Summer Ends
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1	1 Vote	Does Marvel Really Have a Virus
1	1 Vote	It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Help Find People Responsible for Ultron
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1	1 Vote	As Online Storage Prices Race to Zero, Dropbox Turns to Gold. Literally
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1	1 Vote	The Correct Coffee Size Is Small (Minded)
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want Your Sympathy
1	1 Vote	Moms, You're Not Trying Hard Enough
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1	1 Vote	Microsoft's PR Boss Had a Tail
1	1 Vote	24 Video Game Puns
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1	1 Vote	After His Ball Gets Jammed Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Williams to Join Forces With Assad Against Jihadists
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1	1 Vote	Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are on iCloud