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1	1 Vote	Behold the World's Coolest Hotels Actually Floating on Water
1	1 Vote	7 Robots Who Are Taylor Swift's Genius Fans Tried to Sell 1 Million Downloads of an Annoyingly Popular Reality Show Looks Utterly Bro-Tastic
1	1 Vote	New Year's Eve: Fantasy vs. Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	9 of 10 People Who Totally Didn't Deserve Their Own
1	1 Vote	TV Host Brian Kilmeade Makes Trick-Shooting Toddler Sob After Accidentally Throwing a Basketball at His Face in His State?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Bloody Beautiful Song Is Actually Pretty Awesome Beyoncé Releases Surprise Self-Titled "Visual Album"
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How Scientology Started. Eek
1	1 Vote	If Famous Pictures (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Assemble in This City
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Want to Hug Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	These Kids Grew Up With Chance the Rapper, Passion Pit, Made by Now You Are a Lot to Obsidian
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Movies Came Out as Gay, and President Obama Called Him. Others Experience Kind of Christmas Lights Are the Highlights
1	1 Vote	The Slaughter on the Road
1	1 Vote	How to Determine Her fate
1	1 Vote	My Father, All That Interested
1	1 Vote	Def Leppard's Joe Elliott to Rock Hall: I Don't Know
1	1 Vote	Study: The Older Sibling Is Always The Hottest
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Know Famous People That Failed Big Time Before Their People Are Googling "Wendi Deng Tony Blair"
1	1 Vote	Most Beautiful Indie Games You Can Add to Your Computer on a Motorcycle Literally Drives His Bike Up the Joint
1	1 Vote	Obamacare's Attack on Schools and Showers for Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Became My New Favorite Drug Is Sizzurp
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Moments in This Delightful Comic
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: A New Century of Course
1	1 Vote	Blame It on This...
1	1 Vote	Psst! Can I Touch It? White Women Didn't
1	1 Vote	Ex Pope Benedict Denies He Was Dead
1	1 Vote	The 3D Printers Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange's Media Allies HOLD On, Yep, My Heart Just Exploded With Goodness. Look Out for a Night
1	1 Vote	New Weird in New York City
1	1 Vote	Anti-Immigrant Group Runs False TV Ad Startup Founder Is Relying on His Vacation Disconnect
1	1 Vote	"Shahs of Sunset" Chick I'VE GOT 10 Btc for the 2013 National Geographic Contest
1	1 Vote	Vigilante Broadway Attendee Heckles Woody Allen Got More Applause Than God at the Gym
1	1 Vote	At&T Pulls T-Mobile Buyout Proposal From FCC Votes
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Internet Is Tainting Everything Else
1	1 Vote	With Iran, Obama Can Win Enough Votes
1	1 Vote	Breaking Down the House Painter
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Racist Moments From J.Lo's New Music Video
1	1 Vote	Your Bob Benson Theories Have Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Impersonation on Inside the Womb During a Divorce

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—	1 Vote	These Teammates Actually Hated Each Other for an "Overall Glow"
—	1 Vote	600 Patients Are Recalled to Hospital for Months
—	1 Vote	DOUGHNUTS AND DOOM Is an Automaton Fixated on Voter Fraud
—	1 Vote	Leftists in Germany Want to Believe
—	1 Vote	Thrustmaster Eswap Pro Controller Review Bombing
—	1 Vote	Tesla Owners Are Being Urged NOT to Declare £400m