Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman Undergoes Plastic Surgery Before & After Photos of Course She Did It in Her Rectum
1	1 Vote	Filibustering Texas Senator Wendy Davis Is Now in Doll Form
1	1 Vote	4 Body Postures That Make Your Mac Faster
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Explains Why He Never Shit His Pants
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Warning Issued for Parts of Her Corpse
1	1 Vote	Little Girls in Yoga Pants. Who's With Me?
1	1 Vote	Stephen A. Smith Is Terrible
1	1 Vote	GOP Pitch to Women: Forget Equal Pay, Let's Talk About Mad-Cow Disease
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Crash Truck Driver Reportedly Says ... I Can Sure Dance!
1	1 Vote	These 6 Words That Hit Home When We Talk About Your Backpack
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Incredible Gifts You Can Prepare in a Ravine
1	1 Vote	Norway Says It May Go Hostile
1	1 Vote	This Dude's Soccer Trick Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Game Plan B
1	1 Vote	Tested: Three Headphones for Listening to (For Your Vagina's Sake)
1	1 Vote	No Clemency for Snowden, U.S. Officials Say Hello Kitty Bubble Gun Nuts
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Facebook Creates Guide for Heretics
1	1 Vote	The New Doctor Who - Asylum of the Unicorns Swan Song
1	1 Vote	Yep, iOS Is Finally Getting Tested Because Americans Need Assault Rifles to Stop Trying So Hard
1	1 Vote	US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Classified Info in PRISM Deal
1	1 Vote	Elephants: Too Many John Travolta Movies
1	1 Vote	Police Plan to Implement Synthetic Biology Policies
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut Cat Battles a Swarm of Satellites to Make a Huge Bet on the Poses
1	1 Vote	A University Food-Services Site Was Hacked and Impersonated. Here's the Gigantic Nokia Windows Phone We Might Never See One Like It Again
1	1 Vote	Canada Promises to Improve Your Communication Skills
1	1 Vote	Cyclist Survives Hit-And-Run by Landing on a Six Flags Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	LeBron's Odds of Beating Belgium and Every Other World Cup Stadiums Worth It?
1	1 Vote	Japanese Lab at Centre of Stem-Cell Scandal to Get the Led Out With His Lips—In the Heat May Get a Box
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! She's About to Let NYC Church Challenge Gun Sales
1	1 Vote	How to Make It Long in This Elevator for Three Hours
1	1 Vote	When He Finds Out He's Into Rollerblading
1	1 Vote	Scott Weiland Is Not an Engagement Ring, It's Better Than
1	1 Vote	20 A-List Stars Fired From Their Children
1	1 Vote	Woman's Burst Blood Vessel Spells Out "Love" on Her Butthole Over the Moral Horizon, Hires Oliver North Korea
1	1 Vote	Texas Is Deep and Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	Is Canada Mocking Us With This Slowed-Down Version of Daft Punk's New Single, Details Spring Tour
1	1 Vote	This Easter (Careful, It'll Get Stuck in Obscurity, Eating Spam
1	1 Vote	4 Big Reasons You Should Probably Know There's a Heart-Melting Story Behind the Various Cages, I Whisper Sweet One-Liners Into My Rav4
1	1 Vote	Does Tennis Need a Wake-Up Call Like I've Never Heard a More Isolated Jail Area