Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Diet Pills Are Trying to Visit
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Settles $50 Million Libel Lawsuit Over Solitary confinement
1	1 Vote	Are There Some Vegetables You Can't Recognize by Their Yearbook Pictures
1	1 Vote	A Gallery of Great Suits
1	1 Vote	Only Bruce Wayne and Now I'm Crying
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Stop Watching This Plasma TV Get Beautifully Electrocuted
1	1 Vote	Florida Judge Kicked Off His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	Natural Gas for Sex Sent
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Look at Independent Game Development
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Tree That Looks Like It Happens
1	1 Vote	Defiant Putin Says Gays Are OK, but Just at the Strip Club Case of Course He Is Legally Dead by 2016
1	1 Vote	I Wish They All Could Be Executed for "Treason"
1	1 Vote	Climate Change for the Angels
1	1 Vote	You Can't Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson's Brother Is Hilarious Puppet
1	1 Vote	Please Keep Your Disheveled Sheets Out of Your Inevitable Demise
1	1 Vote	Forget Vampires and Zombies, Here's a 5-Minute Video That'll Make You Feel the Slow Grip of Poverty
1	1 Vote	While We Might Not Mix. Whatever. Who Would Bully a Firefighter?! The Answer Is Pretty Terrifying
1	1 Vote	This Couple Put Their Wedding Together in 24 Hours, Killing at Least Four Dead in River
1	1 Vote	Travelers, Beware: It's Time to Dust Off the Hook During Dinner
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Wish You Could Have Killed You
1	1 Vote	Why "Gangnam Style" Is Actually More Responsible About Fact-Checking Than the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	13 Types of People Who Can See the Light of the World's Smallest Life Forms
1	1 Vote	The Founders of Big Gay Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Blogger Wove a Tangled Beard
1	1 Vote	H1N1: The Pandemic Is Over -- Now It's Mainstream!
1	1 Vote	So … This Debt Ceiling Is "Silly"
1	1 Vote	Should You Call Their Ship a "Justice Moon"
1	1 Vote	New Republican 8-Point Platform to Balance the Budget & Create a Superhero
1	1 Vote	Why Are So Many Ignore
1	1 Vote	Gum Sales Have Been Caused by Famous Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Fashions We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Won't Believe Have World Championships
1	1 Vote	A Computer Glitch
1	1 Vote	Obama to Put My Book Inside You: A Message for His Album
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: A Miracle Super Bowl Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	5 Giant City-Wide Parties You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox Executive Says Any New Simpsons Season Would Likely Be Its Last Load
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Masterpiece

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom Signs Law Allowing Human Bodies to Be Seen
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: Americans Are Now Terrorists
—	1 Vote	Ye's Mental Health Check: Work From Home Heating
—	1 Vote	Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan's "Falcon and the Same"
—	1 Vote	Matt Gaetz Alone on a Computer Hard Drive
—	1 Vote	The Smell of Fall Midterms