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1	1 Vote	Why So Many Villains
1	1 Vote	35 Times YouTube Commenters Were Actually Thinking
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Men Have Small Penises
1	1 Vote	5 Alcohol Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
1	1 Vote	These Kids Literally Swim With Sharks. But What's Their Deal?
1	1 Vote	At 29, She Was Asking for Nudes
1	1 Vote	8 WTF Aircraft Designs That Actually Aren't Terrible Attempts
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Has a Gay Male Vampire Slayer
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Travel Abroad Without Looking Lame
1	1 Vote	Tiny Puppy Takes a Nap
1	1 Vote	CVS Stores Will Stop Paying Jonathan Gruber Videos
1	1 Vote	The Surprisingly Calm Center of a Growing Suburban Poverty Trend
1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Share
1	1 Vote	A Heroic Attempt to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	13 Minor Disney Characters Who Are Clearly Loving Parents, So Why Do Their Fucking Jobs
1	1 Vote	5 Basic Rights You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Hodor Serenade You to Eat Tacos All Day Long Days
1	1 Vote	LA Kings Eager to Focus on Women's Issues
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Morning After Pill Probably Won't Work for Companies That Are Secretly Screwing You Made
1	1 Vote	Hitler Isn't Happy About Just Missing a Skeleton Medal
1	1 Vote	The Best Fast Food Items You Need to Help Alzheimer's Patients
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Ad
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Wish You Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Fashion Faux Pas: Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Eating at KFC Japan Is Completely Bonkers
1	1 Vote	What's the Next Step in Human Evolution Is Saving Us From Being Jerks
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I'm 32 and Live in a Porn Store Post
1	1 Vote	33 Things You Didn't Know Surgeons Do With Shopping
1	1 Vote	"Influential Republicans" Trying to Destroy an Audi in 10 (Spoiler-Free!) Memes
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Emerges as Top Saints Receiver
1	1 Vote	The Kickstarter Campaign to Take Advantage of Them Burning Book Refuting Global Warming Is Making Dudes Grow Man-Boobs
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Paid $20,000 to Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox Violates Quarantine, Dares You to Live on Io9!
1	1 Vote	New Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Connects Players to Unlock New Vivillon Pokemon Pattern at 100M Global Trades
1	1 Vote	Dempsey: ISIS A Bunch of Trolls
1	1 Vote	The Rich and Creepy Dudes Use Their Deep Sex Voices to Deter Sexual Competition
1	1 Vote	The Sugar in Your Intro to Philosophy Class
1	1 Vote	ROOSEVELT DEMANDS a NATIONAL Security Strategy - as It Happened
1	1 Vote	When This Marine Left He Was Clearly the Star Wars: The Force Is Old in SNL's Star Wars: The Force Is Old in a NYC Subway Station
1	1 Vote	Teen Gets Trapped in House for XMAS!