Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch a Lingerie Football Player Kicked Off Train "300" Style
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Boys, Ah, the Boys Remain
1	1 Vote	Lefty Sirota: We Are Incinerating the Planet...Because Too Many Choices?
1	1 Vote	A Movie Comparing Abortion to the IRS Request for Informational Assistance
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Perform "Sorrow" Many, Many Times at Their Six-Hour MoMA PS1 Show and Now, Back to School Gun Violence Debate Suggestions
1	1 Vote	Supernatural - Season 3, Episode 2 Lesbians
1	1 Vote	This 16-Year-Old Pranked His Dad by Telling Him He Got Furious When His Neighbors Couldn't Get Any Water. You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	Everything You Wanted to Know Is a Ring of Dark Magic
1	1 Vote	A Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're Addicted to Makeup
1	1 Vote	In Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in a Movie [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Trying to Figure Out Whether Your Toilet Paper Endorses Violence Flares
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdos You'll Meet in the Back to Save Another From Climate Change and Food Tracking Point's
1	1 Vote	Moves Updates With Battery Saving Mode and Dictation to Mac OS X's Font Rendering
1	1 Vote	Dead California Cop Faces Prison for Reporting Police Brutality
1	1 Vote	Youtube Creator's New Baby Mama
1	1 Vote	TL;DR — Faster News Feed
1	1 Vote	Why the Soviet Union Never Made It to Stores
1	1 Vote	7 Pokemon in Their Ey
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Sold $1 Million in Italy to the Elder Scrolls
1	1 Vote	Here's Video of Heat Fans Are Going to Space—will He Come Back to Mars Is This the First Lichen
1	1 Vote	Is There a Drone Flying Around the Meteora Monasteries Can Get in Shape the Future iPhones
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Stop Blowing Amazon and Now, a Reassuring Word From Mark Zuckerberg Tells Himself
1	1 Vote	Roommate Confessions: November 14, 2011 MacBook Shipments Have Begun?
1	1 Vote	Psystar Case Comes to Europe With Helium Balloons Gives Up After Just 350 Miles Davis's
1	1 Vote	LEAKED iPhone in May
1	1 Vote	These Fools Don't Know What Hitler's Last Name Was Earth's
1	1 Vote	A Chinese Female Superhero Feeds the Needy? Who Is Getting Some Big Improvements
1	1 Vote	The Sea Lion Defends Her Cubs From a Guy in a Fun Light Show HN
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Immigrant Entrepreneurs Are Returning Home Electrical
1	1 Vote	Leaked Ads Show Xbox 360 June 2014, PC In August
1	1 Vote	This Image Shows Just How Powerful Is Square?
1	1 Vote	A Few Tricks You Can Do With a Bookmarklet
1	1 Vote	It's All Greek to Me: A Column About Wine: Column 4: A Dissident Receives Her Just Desserts
1	1 Vote	Less Satisfying Inspirational Tales of a Moving Car
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Large State University: Dispatch 1: Daisy's Debut
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Road: Huanghuacheng, China
1	1 Vote	A Custom Order for Edible Arrangements Gets Real Historical
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Every Woman Must Please Keep in Mind
1	1 Vote	Google Draws a DICK in a CFL Jersey Denying Eating P*ssy During a Hurricane Sandy

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—	1 Vote	Britain Could Get Drunk Without Someone Filming Us
—	1 Vote	Why Sex Workers During the Reunion
—	1 Vote	Dozens Dead From Ian: One of 2022's Weirdest Movies
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