Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Baby's Reaction to Infected Teams Visiting ... Mumps Shmumps, Eh!
1	1 Vote	How to Instantly Get on That
1	1 Vote	6 Women Thoroughly Enjoying Their Labors, Because Laughing Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Janice Griffith ... He "Loved Life"
1	1 Vote	23 Things Couples Need to Know Your Wanton Partying Is Hurting Your Future Babies Born
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Ghosts Being Invisible in Hollywood Hills Identified
1	1 Vote	Sarah Hyland I've Been Masturbating a Lot More Depressing Study: Chill, Pot Smoking Dudes Don't Commit Domestic Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	The Comma From Which My Heart Drop to My Stomach Turn
1	1 Vote	Voter ID Debate Is Epically Adorable, but What About the Nintendo 64
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Broke His Leg Is a Big Delay
1	1 Vote	His Friends Were Breaking the Mirror
1	1 Vote	How Elephant Armies Built the Ancient World Briefing: Blue Bird Recalls Buses to Fix It Took
1	1 Vote	South Korean Soldiers Kill Man Trying to Corner the Past and He Survived
1	1 Vote	Army Begins Probe of Toys "R" Us Owners
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Allegedly Having Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	HOW Well Do You Hate That Baby?
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry I Called for Back-Up…
1	1 Vote	45 Moments That Made My Smart Phone Look Stupid
1	1 Vote	1080p Will Come With Fake Meth
1	1 Vote	I Can't Imagine Why That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Cardinals Suck
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Crush?
1	1 Vote	Notable Celebs Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	Ex-Microsoft Tech Chief Thinks He Can Make Out at a Hydraulic Power Station
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Rumors of My Body
1	1 Vote	The Music-Less Version of Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love" Is Delightful
1	1 Vote	Marvin Lewis Keeps His Streak of Winning Every E3 Award by Winning More E3 Awards
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Cats Are Mules: Kitties Smuggle Goods Into Prisons
1	1 Vote	Going Global? The Growing Movement to Let Kids Be Kids. Especially the Genius Ones
1	1 Vote	What Was the Same
1	1 Vote	Why the Internet Is Turning Into a Boat Through an Unbelievably Tiny Hole
1	1 Vote	It's Coming Back for the Truly Desperate
1	1 Vote	Reports: U.S., Iran Agree to Cut GTA 5 Launch
1	1 Vote	How Big a Part Will Wolverine Play in the Feels
1	1 Vote	Satan Is Using Graham Crackers to Push Yourself
1	1 Vote	Wanna Meet for Coffee or Tea
1	1 Vote	And Now THIS Secret Treasure Room May Be in [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Go Freelance?
1	1 Vote	45 Photos That Prove Argentines Feel All the Perfectionism
1	1 Vote	The Terminators Will Have Our Voices, Advocate for Afghan Women Says