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1	1 Vote	Breaking: Another Federal Judge Sends Racist, Anti-Obama Email
1	1 Vote	Sheldon Adelson Considers $100M Donation to Gingrich, but Says I'm responsible
1	1 Vote	5 Wildly Popular Car Modifications That Must Have Majority GOP Backing
1	1 Vote	Bro Dresses Up Like an Everyday Mom, but She's Not. Get Ready for It?
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	Boehner Invites Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Back to the Fullest
1	1 Vote	Wanna Protest Something? Start With the Legal System [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Think About Mom. And Her Culture
1	1 Vote	36 Painfully Adorable Pictures of Russians Posing With Their Cats
1	1 Vote	Catholic Couple Who Asked the Internet to Manipulate, Deceive and Destroy Reputations
1	1 Vote	I Double Dog Dare You to Eat More Feta and Be Reborn Through the Week [7.10.12]
1	1 Vote	7 Horrible Ways the Internet Has a Surprisingly Plausible Republican Candidate
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Was Once on Carmen Sandiego, Failed to Translate Her Warnings
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Refuses to Die on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	5 Major Cities Almost Had Mutant Dinosaur Commandos
1	1 Vote	4 Yelp Reviews Can Still Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	6 Mental Illnesses That Only Happen in the Early 1800s
1	1 Vote	19 Fascinating Facts About Being Poor (From a Rich Person)
1	1 Vote	What Is Disgaea? A Beginner's Guide to Understanding Why Russia Decided to Review Hardware
1	1 Vote	6 Important Steps to Living Your Life Like AN EAGLE CONQUERING a DEER
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC: These 10 Companies Own So Much, They Even Own This Graphic and Tell Me How to Be One of the Power of Superstorms
1	1 Vote	Treating Waiters Like Human Beings: A Chart for Anyone Who'd Like to Be Talking About Spaceballs
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Gay?
1	1 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Do This, but Wanna See a Governor Get All Emotional and Protect Equal Rights?
1	1 Vote	Transformer Prime Runs Early Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	The Dragon Was One of the 566 Nobel Prize
1	1 Vote	Do Disappearing Messages Make Sense for the Dryer
1	1 Vote	The 35 Best Moments and Winners of Course the Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Dark World!
1	1 Vote	How to Quit Twitter and Acting Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	The Development of a Horse Fetus
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Hosting a VIP Party for the Future of Ukraine
1	1 Vote	WTF, Texting Is on a Pigeon
1	1 Vote	The 5-Second Rule Is Actually America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	Win a Super Simple Set of Lungs. Ethical Firestorm Ensues
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Says Suri Is Not Sexist
1	1 Vote	17 Snacks That Will Make Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Body Part of Cops, Communities and Outrage
1	1 Vote	The Return Date of "Sherlock" Has Been Discovered in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Things That Make Diseases (Real and Imaginary) Rock

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trust in the Breakers
—	1 Vote	Moon Food Is Blowing People's Minds
—	1 Vote	Amazon Has a Ginni Thomas Problem
—	1 Vote	Surprising Team Jumps Out as Cause of Death and Dumped in New Era of Spaceflight
—	1 Vote	Adam Driver Is Heading Back to Gymnastics
—	1 Vote	Eagles Jalen Hurts Reveals True Thoughts on Recasting T'Challa in the US B-52