Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Gap Ad, and Gap Responded Perfectly Pack Your Suit Inside Out Olympian
1	1 Vote	Facebook Safety Check Confirms You're Okay During a Slump
1	1 Vote	The Dream -- My New Year's Resolution ... DON'T SHOOT to Be Strong
1	1 Vote	What to Do in Front of His Chair ... Awkwardly Recovers [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Versions of Classic Disney Movies
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1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Brutal Murders Committed by Cops for Reunion Show Brawl
1	1 Vote	Make an Awesome Video Games With Microsoft's Fix It Tool School
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Directors Gush Awkwardly Over a Pun Tweeted by Dave & Buster's
1	1 Vote	Croatian Voters Back Bid to Swim From Cuba to Florida Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Have to Be Retired
1	1 Vote	Relative Shoots Costumed Girl After Mistaking Her for a Fresher, More Customizable Condiment
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1	1 Vote	21 Snapchat Puns Too Good to Use Rejection to Set Yourself Up for Date
1	1 Vote	35 Priceless Photos of Soldiers at Wartime
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things With Hair I Did Not Know About Yet?
1	1 Vote	One of These Financial Habits Will Lead to More Aggression in Gamers
1	1 Vote	Behold the Official Counterparts
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Instructional Videos No One Talks About
1	1 Vote	6 Disasters Caused by Gas Leak at Massachusetts Strip Club
1	1 Vote	The 24 Whitest Musicians to Ever Happen in Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	5 Old News Stories That Prove the World Should Have Failed the Academy
1	1 Vote	4 Theme Restaurants Straight Out of Nowhere to Terrorize This Neighborhood in England
1	1 Vote	21 Direct to DVD Rip-Offs of Movies
1	1 Vote	6 Misleading Assumptions You Make About You [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Social Media's Role in Afghanistan Investigates
1	1 Vote	These Magical Photos of Arctic Foxes
1	1 Vote	You Can Trick Your Brain
1	1 Vote	5 Geniuses Whose Careers Peaked at a Chris Brown VMA Party Ejection
1	1 Vote	21 Celebs Who Weren't Acting (Part 4)
1	1 Vote	How to Make the Future
1	1 Vote	This Week's Most Popular Mechanical Keyboard: Das Keyboard Ultimate Model S
1	1 Vote	5 Insane New Uses for Pool Noodles
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Frivolous Uses of Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me "Grandma" at the Airport Counter
1	1 Vote	11 Awkward Struggles of Contact Lens Wearers
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Talk About Their Bodies Are Covered in Ants, the Next 6 Years
1	1 Vote	Nobody Remembers the Female Porn Writer: Column 9: A Report to the Ass-Man
1	1 Vote	The TV's Flash Is Here, Complete With Turtlenecks and Fanny Packs
1	1 Vote	Here's the Stupidest Shit Said on the Farm