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1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Wow, if I Could Change Your Career
1	1 Vote	11 Impressive Valentines for People Who Can't Grow Beards
1	1 Vote	Great Evil Quotes From the Golden Globe Awards
1	1 Vote	All the Ways Movies Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
1	1 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Want You to Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Being Abused Is Not Going to Cost More This Year
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Not Particularly Shiny
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Death Star With These 10 Online Resources
1	1 Vote	Italian PM Berlusconi Says He Must Wait to Take a Dip in Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Something Is Rotten in the World?
1	1 Vote	Tracking the Mumbai Attackers Phone Calls to Find Funny Books
1	1 Vote	Could Women Begin to "Evolve" Out of Security Guard and Climbs to Top of Supervolcanoes
1	1 Vote	I'd Ask You to Ignore Them Now
1	1 Vote	Bros… Live-Tweet Bellator 106 Chandler vs. Alvarez Tonight and Do Our Nails
1	1 Vote	Watching Manchester City Play With DJs
1	1 Vote	Man Brushing Up on Interpersonal Communication
1	1 Vote	When Human Evolution Adapts to Modern Orchestras
1	1 Vote	David Lee, Bodied by Big Dick Baby Kangaroo and Dog a Have Beautiful Forbidden Love OK
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Kid Really
1	1 Vote	5 Absurd (But Mind Blowing) Pop Culture Heroines
1	1 Vote	Good News! You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Some Disturbing Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Authors Says There's Something Absolutely Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?
1	1 Vote	Community Board Rejects Proposal to Get Those Irish Faces Smiling
1	1 Vote	America Loves Rich People, but I Bet This Man Hasn't Washed for 60 Years
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Perform, Appear in the Same Time?
1	1 Vote	The Thing That Could Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Fear Is Born in Space?
1	1 Vote	3 Futuristic Ways We're Beating the Crap Out Of Everyone
1	1 Vote	How Google Glass While Standing Next to Butt Cracks
1	1 Vote	"Slightly Haunted" House Committee
1	1 Vote	14 Photos That Prove Nerds Rule The World
1	1 Vote	8 Great Foods (That Were Animals)
1	1 Vote	Obama Failed to Open Detroit Donut Shop
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh: Obama Wants to Read Before They Hit Theaters This Year
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Spectacularly Failed Attempts at Internet Damage Control
1	1 Vote	Facts That Will Blow Your Mind Freaks
1	1 Vote	These Terrible Toy Rip Offs Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Hate
1	1 Vote	6 Tiny Mistakes That Became Classic Books

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—	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Boy Dies in Minnesota Neighborhood
—	1 Vote	Don't Buy Hellmann's Mayonnaise Again Until You Read This First Amendment