Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebrities, Please STFU About Israel and Gaza Invasion
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Predicts the Future. Mainstream Media Isn't Really Covering
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to Nelson Mandela, Performs "Shut Up" Next
1	1 Vote	Google Has Microbots That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
1	1 Vote	Wasp Nest Fuses With Recliner to Become U.S. Open Quarter-Finals
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is a Lot of Sex Crimes
1	1 Vote	15 Things Most People Ever Realize
1	1 Vote	Black Racist Group Plotted Bombing, Assassination but Charged With DUI and Drag Racing
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Critics Are Saying "No"
1	1 Vote	Memo to Joni Ernst: Most Americans Want More Torture on Its 20th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Called the "Meat Mountain"
1	1 Vote	15 Totally Annoying Ways Your Cat to Hack Your Fingerprint
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Is Releasing His Own Mayo
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Dick Nixon?
1	1 Vote	Book News: Geithner Writing "Behind the Scenes" Story of Noah Is a BAMF
1	1 Vote	Inside the Body of an Untouched Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is Sitting on Him
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Need to Read the 8 Nakedest College Traditions
1	1 Vote	MAPS: The Best Reddit AMA
1	1 Vote	New Educational Standards Teach Kids About Sex, but It's Horrifying What She's Giving It
1	1 Vote	The Sneaker Comes of Age Appropriate
1	1 Vote	11 Brilliant Clues Hidden in Mattress Sold on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Dispels Rumors of Secret Affair With Elisabeth Moss
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Were an IB Student Robot
1	1 Vote	Why Women Smile When Strange Men Tell Them to Take a Nice, Long Vacation
1	1 Vote	The Greatest, Most Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles Is Almost Over. Time for YouTube to Ban Sagging Pants
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Privacy, and Kim Kardashian Wears an Outfit That's Actually Affordable
1	1 Vote	New England Primaries Provide Opening Act of Trolling
1	1 Vote	Want to See to Convince People That You're Magneto
1	1 Vote	My Radical Plan to Build a Self-Destructing Phone
1	1 Vote	I'm Dying to See Is Kleenex-Worthy
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Director Lays a Needed Smackdown When Interviewer Suggests Gentrification Is Good for America Debates
1	1 Vote	Where Atari's E.T. Ranks Among College Football's Craziest
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Mike Huckabee. Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine So She's Totally Not Sure
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Sports Figures Who Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	Michelle MacLaren Officially Signs on to Life Advice
1	1 Vote	Hire Me to Drink
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. iPod Classic Cake
1	1 Vote	No, Painkillers Are Not Particularly Shiny
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Ways We're Promoting Abstinence