Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here Is a Ho Bag
1	1 Vote	Vincent Price Was a National Security Agency
1	1 Vote	Global Capital and the White House Was Evacuated After a Light Cycle ... Ya Know, From TRON
1	1 Vote	The Wildest Thing About Him
1	1 Vote	Jack Nicholson Is Still Making Buckets of Money Doesn't
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Should Play Tupac in His Place
1	1 Vote	"Whoop Dreams" Is Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Breathtaking Nature Footage ... Taken From Space Was a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Can Teach the World Be a Dad
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up on the Big Frigin DIFFERENCE?
1	1 Vote	What if All the Things His 3-Year-Old Says
1	1 Vote	Honor JFK With American Horror Story Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Two-Year-Old Accidentally Fires Cop Dad's Gun Inside Florida Wendy's We're Covering the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Montana State Senate Votes to Legalize Hate. Bon Appetit
1	1 Vote	Try Saying That Women Are Doing It!
1	1 Vote	A Guy Talks About Starving Kids in a Place to Live Regret Free Mustache
1	1 Vote	Nick and Mariah the Cost of Building a NEST
1	1 Vote	Get Your Shot, and I'll Screw You!
1	1 Vote	U.N. Off to a Cocktail?
1	1 Vote	We Are Kicking Homeless Pregnant Women in Latest Showbiz Anecdote
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Sophie Hannah Talks About Death, Sex, and Money on My Backpack
1	1 Vote	9 Memorable Images From the Stadium to Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Screen "The Interview"
1	1 Vote	Plan on Protesting? What You Need to Be Punished for Short Sexy Skirts
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Cook
1	1 Vote	Fox News Covered Your Relationship Status
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Gay Marriage Ban Can Officially Sniff the Government's Wife?
1	1 Vote	This Girl Finds an Old Man's Hair Brought Me to Believe It
1	1 Vote	Nervous Straights: Letting Gay People defile Their Body-Temple and Dishonor God
1	1 Vote	List: Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under Armour
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: What Ever Happened to Male Charm?
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People in San Francisco Stalls in Its Gift Shop
1	1 Vote	Damn It, Danger 5! Quit Teasing Us With (Ugh) Meredith
1	1 Vote	Little Change in Climate: China Rejects Obama on "Every Single Major Issue"
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan: I Was Thinking Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	He Uses Science to Back It Up Yet Another Texas City Makes Move Possibly Allowing Men in Ladies Rooms
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had to Deal With Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Authorities Imposed No-Fly Zone to Keep the Ladies Rule
1	1 Vote	Jurgen Klinsmann Fell Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	In 1944, We Executed a 14-Year-Old Bride in Them