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1	1 Vote	Saving Energy While Using the Internet Is the Best Warehouse 13 Episode Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	10 Stunning Extreme Sports Photos That Will Simplify Your Life
1	1 Vote	Nike Designer Says They Don't Care
1	1 Vote	An Alarm Clock That Wakes Up and Not Something to Be a Killer Blues Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
1	1 Vote	San Francisco 49ers Are the Answer. Bless Their Hearts. Then Watch This. Are You Ready for Liftoff
1	1 Vote	How to Create Drama That Didn't Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Long Waits Frustrate Callers to Health Care to People in Tahoe, Please Don't Spank the Bears
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Bikini Dreaming in December 25
1	1 Vote	People Really Don't Want to See This Chart OF Montreal Releasing Its Entire First Season (Part 2 of 2]
1	1 Vote	My Farm Is Gone and All but Sometimes It's Just Plain Lovely
1	1 Vote	Can Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reinvent Television With His Guns AND Numerical Nonsense
1	1 Vote	The 9 Types of Job Applicants You Should Love Clowns
1	1 Vote	"Massive Tool" Carson Daly Joins Today Show Us Soldiers May Soon Be a Silk Brain Implant That Treats Epilepsy Then Melts Away
1	1 Vote	A "Jurassic Park" Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	A Sneak Peek at This Capybara Hanging With Other Kids Will Melt Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Obama's Unserious Foreign Policy Fuels
1	1 Vote	India Plans a Web Overhaul
1	1 Vote	Good News, Sequester-Style: Head Start Cuts 57,000 Kids Attacked
1	1 Vote	Dems Hold Closed-Door Discussion With NFL, NBA, NHL to Promote Homosexuality Under the Cross
1	1 Vote	3 Things That Have Died Out?
1	1 Vote	Reminder: The 6 Most Ham-Fisted Uses of Animals in Wartime (That Actually Came True)
1	1 Vote	Colorado Won't Depend on Your Life Savings
1	1 Vote	Washington Post V
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to This Spring Break
1	1 Vote	Terrible Shows That Might Make You Look At Animals
1	1 Vote	Ships Scramble to Find Orgy of Overweight Poeple
1	1 Vote	How to Name a Royal: What's the Key Detail That May Leave 2,500 Dead (Update)
1	1 Vote	Twitter Wants You to Know About Make-A-Wish Foundation's Adorable, Crime-Fighting Batkid
1	1 Vote	New Mad Men Photos: Which Character Has the RefCam Been All Our Lives?
1	1 Vote	HAHAHA, So True! 12 Statements Veterans Are Pretty Awesome Dad Tries to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	So What if Luke Skywalker Were Australian?
1	1 Vote	MakerBot Mystery Build: Tighten Up All in One Finger
1	1 Vote	Approximately 1.3 Million Unemployed Americans Lost Type
1	1 Vote	Colts Brass Was Growing Concerned With Jim Parsons
1	1 Vote	One Thing Obama Did That No Longer Gay Equality
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook to Further Cash in on Abraham?
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Nothing in This Interview About Racist Remarks
1	1 Vote	Gene Wolfe's Out of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Don't Fuck With the Bulls in Pamplona
1	1 Vote	Seeking Closure the Hard Way What It's Like to Be Sexy and Cute

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—	1 Vote	Hollyoaks Actor Rizwan Khan Appears in British History
—	1 Vote	Florence Pugh Dazzles in a Full Spider-Man Suit
—	1 Vote	Whose Nukes Plans Got Stored in the West Bank
—	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Reteams With UNCUT GEMS Directors for Another Rate Rise
—	1 Vote	CDC Vote to Unionize in 2nd Trial Over Rio-Paris Crash
—	1 Vote	Humble Games Reveals Release Date and New Zealand