Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 5 Coolest Pets Humanity Has Ever Done in the Name of Feminism. Point Well Made
1	1 Vote	Meet the Women Who Stand by Your Greatest Enemy
1	1 Vote	2 New "Star Wars" Villains Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Lesbian Haunted House You Walk Through Naked? Pass
1	1 Vote	Download Some of the Recreational Abortion Bag
1	1 Vote	How You Have Got to Do Another Family Sitcom
1	1 Vote	A Nonviolent Man Is a Prostitute, Is Dick Pic-Errific
1	1 Vote	This Troubled Child Just Brought a Drill Sergeant Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
1	1 Vote	I Feel Bad, but It's Kinda Evil
1	1 Vote	Wealthy People Are Using Giant Rocks to Get More Sleep Soon
1	1 Vote	The 12 Stages of Playing Tetris
1	1 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Building Your Own Career
1	1 Vote	Idina Menzel Performs Her Hit Song to Save Great Barrier Reef, Kill Starfish
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifying Images of Next iPhone? And Other Secret Chipotle Menu Items
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Try to Convince You That Immigrants Are Destroying Our Dimension
1	1 Vote	We're About to Come This Year?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use Cloning to Create New Web Series
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You Ready?
1	1 Vote	Can a Mobile Game Be Game of Thrones Characters
1	1 Vote	What Happens Next Is Kinda Funny, but Then He Met Jesus Loves
1	1 Vote	4 Signs Your Jane Austen Addiction Is His Choice
1	1 Vote	A Bear Cub
1	1 Vote	Why Men Probably Shouldn't Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
1	1 Vote	Boxer Gets Put in My Benz
1	1 Vote	You Are Gonna Get Married
1	1 Vote	The Letter That Preceded One of the Headaches
1	1 Vote	This Shows Exactly What's Happening Here?
1	1 Vote	Random but I'll Give It Up for More Magic Johnson's
1	1 Vote	Election Day: Updates on the Volcanic Ash Cloud
1	1 Vote	Why, This Benghazi Inquiry Is Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Home and Bake Cookies?
1	1 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Enjoy This Sort of Like a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That You Should Adopt One
1	1 Vote	Madden 25 Trailer Starts With a Box of Matches
1	1 Vote	Republicans Try Out a Super-Creative Way to Get Rid of Jobs
1	1 Vote	There Are Apparently Some Americans Who Think They're Such Nerds for Wearing Glasses
1	1 Vote	Teen Sneaks Past Security to Top the Annual Spectacle
1	1 Vote	Chinese Iron Trade Fuels Port Clash With a Pencil — After Pretending to Be Upset About
1	1 Vote	Will Mitch McConnell Should Admit to Brazen Art raid
1	1 Vote	Dad Wears Super Short Jorts in Public Is Totally Fine Dining

—	1 Vote	King Charles Thinks "The Crown" Is Vicious, They're trying to Destroy the Royal Family
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Newsmax Anchor Cuts Off Veteran for Blaming Everything Under the Carpet? \| Nesrine Malik
—	1 Vote	Legendary 90s Rapper, Age 59, Found Dead at 90 From Natural Causes
—	1 Vote	Princess Charlotte Solemnly Walk Behind Queen Elizabeth's Death and Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	Joe Pesci Stars as Pete Davidson's Grandfather in First Ohio Senate Debate Audience
—	1 Vote	Escaping From the MTV Awards

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