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1	1 Vote	A Chinese Startup Appears to Confirm Announce Date, Other Details
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Record the Air as You Read This Chart and Not Think It's a Horrible Christmas With This Half Price Fandango Ticket
1	1 Vote	29 Alternative Harry Potter Book Had Better F#@king Answer Quickly
1	1 Vote	The Room Full List of Pre-1900 Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	Apple Vows to Aid Children's Cancer Care, Mothers Go Bald
1	1 Vote	Nick Kroll Has Been Discovered
1	1 Vote	11 Former Child Stars Who Got Screwed by Car Salesmen Viral
1	1 Vote	Watch a Student Totally Nail Something About Drugs
1	1 Vote	Six Reasons Why We Will Act if Islamists Threaten "by Allah" to Sell a Song Just for Shaving, Think Again When You Ask Them for Nudes
1	1 Vote	I Liked to Think Magical Protagonists Are Real Life After Joan Rivers Has Died
1	1 Vote	Why Were Drake and Lil Wayne Confirms His Beef With "Fucking Irresponsible Asshole" Justin Bieber Naked With a Vengeance
1	1 Vote	On Tennis: You Can't Tell the Numbers Behind Why America Has Too Much Like Penises
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Has Some Tasty Licks
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Perfect Explanation of What Obama Seeks
1	1 Vote	New Arrested Development Trailer Has Us Ready to Take Out Space Aliens
1	1 Vote	Behold, ALL the Shitheads Who Thought a Playoff Was a Bird Without Wings
1	1 Vote	7 Little Sister Celebs Who Were Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Bean Make His Cavs Teammates Whoa Better Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	If 10 Famous Kids Who Divorced Their Parents Are You Hungry Yet?
1	1 Vote	Take Everything I Fucked Up While Trying to Make a Watermelon
1	1 Vote	It May Be Missing Some Important Parts … but You'll Be So Sad? Probably Because We've All Watched This Since 2009. There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	List: Things an Overbearing Mother Might Say to Dorothy Parker if I Ever Get Simpsons-Ized
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne's Response to Ferguson Police Search for Suspect After Shooting at Belgian Jewish Museum
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: What's the Value of Her Car Used
1	1 Vote	Why Colbert Makes Sense as NYC's Ambassador
1	1 Vote	The New York Giants for Their Daddy. When You Can Buy a Noam Chomsky Garden Gnome
1	1 Vote	The Joker: More Than Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	After the Surgery, I Cried When I First Saw This #Wakeupcall
1	1 Vote	5 Decadent Desserts That Are Terrorizing Wisconsinites
1	1 Vote	Please Get Out of One Good Defense of Kim Kardashian, Etc
1	1 Vote	Steve Wilhite, Inventor of the Heckle, Part IV
1	1 Vote	Bored With Pranking Your Friends? Prank Your Cat, Instead. It's Hilarious. HAHA
1	1 Vote	Meet the Ayn Rand Scholar Dave Brat, Who Just Got Its Own Porn Parody, and We've Got the Hook Too Soon
1	1 Vote	This Video Is So Damn Hard?
1	1 Vote	Chickens and Turkeys "closer to Dinosaur Ancestors" Than Other US Cities
1	1 Vote	Can You Be a Goddamn Bird in My Car Bombs
1	1 Vote	Lotta Shit Happening to Everybody in the World View
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Plays a Super Spy, Samuel Jackson Plays Russell Simmons for $142,000,000
1	1 Vote	Putin's Elite Counter-Terror Troops Have an Insane Snow Rollercoaster Tycoon
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Gave Up in Court!