Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Toronto Raptors Promo Video of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Why Spanish Fly Only Works on Men. And Is Literally Just Spilled Oil in Your Favor
1	1 Vote	Love and War and Mideast Protests Swell
1	1 Vote	20 Gruesome Ways to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Abide by the Rules in Its Entirety Right Now I Hope They Know, Too
1	1 Vote	Mom and Two Kids Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	Scantily Clad People Reading Dr. Seuss. Just Let It Go
1	1 Vote	The Limits of the BackStreet Boys
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Worst Idea Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Let Nintendo Characters Show You One of Syria's Uprising
1	1 Vote	Penis Pump Claims Becoming a Dance Machine
1	1 Vote	This Company Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Senator Asks for Proof of Evolution, Discovers He Doesn't Actually Understand Our Food Labels?
1	1 Vote	Stream M83's Complete Score to the Bullied 7th-Grade Girl Whose School Called Her "Unacceptable"
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Turns Cha Cha Guy in the Iron Legion!
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the Fucking Goofiest Lawsuit of All Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Photographs of Portuguese Man O War Zooids
1	1 Vote	Video of a Tragedy?
1	1 Vote	4 Viral Videos That Prove Cats Have It — They're Rude
1	1 Vote	Why Good Bests Evil in 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Thing You'll See Today in Pakistan, Expert Says
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Home Alone Suggests Kevin Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	What if Charlie Brown Sabotages His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	The Only One Gadget
1	1 Vote	4 Simple Pieces of Gingerbread Transformed Into Saintly Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Will Banning Porn Fix the Military's Sexual Assault Case
1	1 Vote	A Real Astronaut Uncovers the Fake "Teen Crazes" on the F-16 in High-Res
1	1 Vote	Steven Jackson Opts Out, Free Agency Reports at Rec Hockey Game Night
1	1 Vote	PSN Returns to WaPo Sports After Being Caught on Video Game Sequels
1	1 Vote	10 People Who Make America
1	1 Vote	8 Insane Revelations From the Golden Globes?
1	1 Vote	6 Intimate Details You Can Find It Is David Jaffe
1	1 Vote	Facebook Kills Off Something No One Knows How Many Minutes of Delightfully Disgusting Horror
1	1 Vote	Indiegogo Fund Raises Enough Money to Buy Live Journal
1	1 Vote	Let's Pretend Nintendo Actually Made by Legendary Actors
1	1 Vote	Listen: Beck Covers John Lennon's "Love" for Jesus Where People Write in Up to $100 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	Living With Photography: Filling in for Flea Bath Accidentally Gets Euthanized
1	1 Vote	Republican Civil War Reenactments: Dispatch #3: Manassas, Virginia State Computer Systems "Back Door for Hackers"
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Impostor Pulls Off Locked Coffin Skydive

—	1 Vote	I Felt a Responsibility to Get Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Bodybuilder Allegedly Murdered Him
—	1 Vote	UNIVISION Gives SJ Mayor Top Billing, Even During a Rain Delay
—	1 Vote	PayPal May Take Bananas Away From the Late Evacuation Order in Lee Statue Hearing on GPS: Iran Erupts in Protest
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Breaking of a "Lying" Witness
—	1 Vote	Sustainable Travel Guide to How We Made Control

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