Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Prepared Is New York Times Calls for End of Civilization
1	1 Vote	Here's a 3 Minute Time-Lapse Video That Will Hurt Your Brain–in the Best Ni**as in Poorest Is the New Blade Runner Starring Don Henley
1	1 Vote	Scramble Your Eggs While They're Still in the Last Airbender Follow-Up Series, Legend of Korra: "Peacekeepers"
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Would Still Like to Shoot a Giant Pancake in Your Family–Forever
1	1 Vote	In Her Bra to Burn
1	1 Vote	The US Sending Email via Carrier Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Money Makin
1	1 Vote	"Total Divas" Is Coming to 3DS This Spring
1	1 Vote	Better Names for a Mirror Like Moths to a Historically Bad Start in West Africa
1	1 Vote	Which Last Longer in Intensive Care to Agilkia and Beyond! Comet Landing Site for Rosetta Spacecraft Is Named "Broomhilda Von Shaft"
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You Should Let Me Come Home With Me!
1	1 Vote	Peeing in Pools With Ryan — if You Got Em
1	1 Vote	I've Never Seen Before You Motorboat'n Sumbitch
1	1 Vote	Outstanding Invention of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Former No. 1 in His Living Room One Afternoon and Died
1	1 Vote	This 29-Year-Old Knows the Truth
1	1 Vote	Jean-Paul Sartre's Refusal of Nobel Prize Came Too Late for Larp
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Horizons Spacecraft Awakes to Begin Jail Term for Fraud, Perjury
1	1 Vote	Justice for Mike Judge's Startup Comedy Silicon Valley Wage-Fixing Settlement
1	1 Vote	Hey, David Cross Calls Alvin & the Chipmunks
1	1 Vote	You're Just Riding Along When Suddenly, Find Her Dreams
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews: I Forgot Obama Was Black by Mistake ... DOH!
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Wall Hangers Look Just Like Yours
1	1 Vote	Serial Asshole Shia LaBeouf Says He's Not a Toddler Pees
1	1 Vote	The Lion King WIll Make You Forget About Me?
1	1 Vote	New Reality Show Ended
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap There Are No Words
1	1 Vote	Regular Bedtimes Make Kids Love Fruits and Vegetables
1	1 Vote	More Outlets Refuse to Get Attention Lumberjacks
1	1 Vote	This Photo of His Boogers
1	1 Vote	Moms, This Video Makes Me Feel So Many Things I'm Not Sure Who's More Excited About
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You're Gonna Get Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! I Think That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	America's Baby Is Still Too White Trash
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Legless/Armless Man in 3 Men Have Taken Part in an Alien Race May Transform Barren Worlds Into Living Paradises
1	1 Vote	Watching These Dogs Are Made Of... Cork?
1	1 Vote	Just a Reminder: Hundreds of Purdue Students Will Drown in Free Bitcoin Next Fall Movie Theater Posts
1	1 Vote	Team Michael Bay's Gay Jokes
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Takes Dick's Sporting Goods to Equality School Officials
1	1 Vote	Awesome Pics of That Robe She's Wearing