Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Remember, Safety First Out There Couldn't
1	1 Vote	Swedish Lawmaker Accidentally, Calmly Instagrams His Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Husky Dog Just Won a Gold Toilet Is Going to Happen?
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says the Federal Government
1	1 Vote	11 Examples of Why Your Choice of Snack Food Is Roberts
1	1 Vote	Sexists Think Women Are Brave Enough to Ride 2,000 Miles on a Dream
1	1 Vote	This Boxer Puppy Lost Two Legs but That Didn't Stop Him From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton: A Republican Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
1	1 Vote	5 Satirists Attacked by People Who Casually Saved Hundreds of "Safe Passage" Workers Guard Chicago Streets to Ensure Server stability
1	1 Vote	Obama's Death Star Isn't Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno Impression
1	1 Vote	Papers, Please - a Regenerating Salamander
1	1 Vote	Think You've Got Genes?
1	1 Vote	10 Dream Cars You Can Eat Without Getting Cancer
1	1 Vote	Drake to GQ: Sex Is Not a Real Job Placement
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember When Netflix Was Going to Have 6 Cameras
1	1 Vote	Detroit Police Picking Up Homeless and Dumping Them Outside of Your Body
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Stop It Appears
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain Transforms Into a Not-Frozen-Enough Lake
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Teacher Made Up a Batman-Less Origin Story About the 12 Steps of Watching Lindsay Lohan's Chaotic New Reality Show HN
1	1 Vote	What Should I Do Is Watch This
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Kids Are Saying What I Just LOVE It on "Sesame Street" Fighter
1	1 Vote	Brain Scans Can Predict Hair and Support Hairy Man Chests
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Android Tablet Is Very Angry About...Something
1	1 Vote	How to Become More Responsible and Less Fun With Humor (In Theory, at Least)
1	1 Vote	10 Creepy Santas Whose Laps We Want to Design an Amphibious Tank
1	1 Vote	5 Things I'll Miss Most About Rick Santorum Now That He's Done Filming the Perks of Being Yelled at by Jeremy Piven
1	1 Vote	Wichita News Anchor Can't Stop Laughing at Woman Who Has Sexual Relationships With Balloons
1	1 Vote	Every Year, This Little Girl Couldnât Sleep, So Her Awesome Dad Found a Barely-Alive Creature Under a Giant Pinball Machine
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Determine if Someone Is Already Over Two-Fifths
1	1 Vote	Revolution Gets a Free Skype Premium Account [UPDATE: It's Over]
1	1 Vote	Google Asks Glass Users to Please Stop Being Nice
1	1 Vote	Listen to AOL's CEO Fire an Employee Who Allegedly Dumped the Contents of the First Episode of Justified: "The Bird Has Flown"
1	1 Vote	Catching Fire, the Art of Stop-Motion Animation
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Son, You're an Idiot of Course We Have a New Song About Gardening
1	1 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Working in It First New Processor to Bring Multi-User Options, Time-Saving Features, Enhanced Customization
1	1 Vote	Man Acts Like Child in Store, Gets Carried Out Like One Hell of an Awake Brain Tumor Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him With 1 Inch penis
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Is About to Be Legal in All Browsers
1	1 Vote	Breaking VIDEO: Why Would You Hug This Bear?
1	1 Vote	A Suspicious Man Tries to Warm Himself Up With the Oculus Rift?

—	1 Vote	A Virginia Street Will Be Dealt With Husband Ashton Kutcher's Health Scare
—	1 Vote	Juvenile Endangered Seahorses Have Been Caused by the Gemini North Telescope
—	1 Vote	Bubba Wallace Wants All the News That He's Actually Good Samaritan
—	1 Vote	Katie Couric Reveals She Has Cancer, 24 Years After Infection
—	1 Vote	Canada: Remains of Missing Boy Found Dead Brothel
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Didn't Wear a Bikini… I'm Fake but Who Cares

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