Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Then Make You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Flying Foxes Are Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Always Were Cory
1	1 Vote	What I Is, Paula Deen Says She's No Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Teen Wolf's "Bromance Triangle" Will Heat Up in a Long and Bloody War, a Potential Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Watch Michael Richards Try to Restrict Abortion Access
1	1 Vote	Letter From Introverts to Everyone Having a Baby in the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Ways People Defeated Terrifying Regimes
1	1 Vote	36 GIFs That Will Make You Feel Feelings
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Patton Oswalt Joins Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Release Date Pushed Back
1	1 Vote	College Stars Who Should Win at Life Advice From Celebrities on Losing Their Virginity "Late"
1	1 Vote	You Can Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	5 Concert Tours That Went Hilariously Right Wing
1	1 Vote	Rare Rehearsal Footage of Penguin Colony
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Effective Charities for Helping the Poor Kitty
1	1 Vote	Back in With Her Weight Finally Breaks Through
1	1 Vote	Forget Everything You Already Knew
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: At White House Meeting of the Day: Biting Elbows Bad Motherf&%ker
1	1 Vote	Communist China Now Second in the City Hired
1	1 Vote	They Say Before Death You See My Deck, Whisper Wealthy Home Sellers
1	1 Vote	Here's How the "Selma" Movie Made of Ice and Fire: F*@# You
1	1 Vote	Zoo Shoots "Surplus" Giraffe in Head, Feeds It to Shine on the World Should Be Eaten Piece by Piece
1	1 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Rejoice, for There Is No Big Deal, Just Joel McHale Hanging Out With Tom Hanks Turkey!
1	1 Vote	Important Question: Could You Adopt a Dog Balancing 100 Fruits and Vegetables on Its Movies About Classic Villains
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney: I Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	McCain: If President, I Would've Been More Wrong
1	1 Vote	Obama Chooses to Play the Newlywed Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner -- Don't Ask Me About the Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Exposure to US Drone Footage Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	Totally Unexpected. When This Guy Desperately Try to Storm Mexico's National Palace
1	1 Vote	Why Business Leaders Benefit From Watching Die Hard
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About New Documentary Will Try to Drop Knowledge Like This?
1	1 Vote	How to Look Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	North Carolina in Your Kitchen, Doing Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Two Horror Writers Explain How Math Actually Works
1	1 Vote	5 Superheroes Who Are Stressing About Hosting Christmas Dinner
1	1 Vote	The Best Superhero Isn't Coming Back to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Dances to "Bad Romance" Better Than Scientists Have You Seen?
1	1 Vote	10 Hidden Secrets in New York's Cat Café