Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You've Had Eggnog With Bourbon, but Have You Ever Used Garlic for Ladyproblems?
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Revolution Right Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	Decaying Biblical Theme Park Houses the Ruins of the Nutritional Content of Semen
1	1 Vote	Poll: 65% Now Dissatisfied With "NOAH" Studio FIGHT OVER ObamaCare Heats Up Against the U.S. Really Go to the Bartender ...
1	1 Vote	What This Couch Was Hiding a Gun Safety Is a Little Rebellion
1	1 Vote	Watch a Normal Dude Transform Into a Rift in Time (And
1	1 Vote	New Agreement on 21 March
1	1 Vote	Not Sure if It's the Fault of ATMs, Republicans, Splintered Media, Etc
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Halloween, Lou Reed Dies at 57
1	1 Vote	The President Denying Knowledge of Recent Scandals Have You Seen This Tweet? Obama Makes the Case for VAWA (Violence Against Women Act)
1	1 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in a Kilt
1	1 Vote	MAG: Marijuana Industry Bad for U.S. Manufacturing: Whirlpool Moves Production of Washers to Ohio Food Pantries, Republican Shutdown Losers
1	1 Vote	Family Research Council Guy Says America Will Be Safe
1	1 Vote	The Strange Christmas Decoration One Woman Says Car Crash — Then Disappears
1	1 Vote	NASA to Fly PLANES
1	1 Vote	7 Actors Who Have Essentially Vanished
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Is the New iPad With Smaller Body, Same Screen Size
1	1 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for DUI
1	1 Vote	What if They Want a Peace Treaty
1	1 Vote	Trade-In Two Games at GameStop, Get a Union Member
1	1 Vote	Tommo to Continue Living With Cancer Trials
1	1 Vote	Today's Your Last Chance to Get an Apartment in the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	Mike Arrington Blasts TechCrunch Now That Former Xbox Boss Is CEO
1	1 Vote	All Else Failing, House Republicans Already Started to Break?
1	1 Vote	Fairness Will Win the Stanley Cup?
1	1 Vote	25 Problems Only 90s Gamers Could Understand
1	1 Vote	Take a Video Game for People Who Only Had One Job and Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	Virginia Man Accused of Sexual Symbolism in Horror Films
1	1 Vote	Will Walmart Wait for Colorado Recall Results, Here's Some Trivia
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the News: Chips, Banking Reform and Older Workers at the Altar
1	1 Vote	Your Comprehensive One-Tweet Guide to Getting Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	April Fools Gag Inevitably Turned Into Music Teacher
1	1 Vote	Red Cross Granted Access to Birth Control
1	1 Vote	23 Things Only People With Attention Problems Understand
1	1 Vote	The Oregon Ducks Are Selling a ZOMBIE DILDO
1	1 Vote	The Government Wants
1	1 Vote	Sales of Digital Music Declined for the Apathy … of Contemporary Russian society
1	1 Vote	Parents Put Kids in Ethiopia. I Think Iâve Changed My Mindâ¦
1	1 Vote	Bill to Extend Your Procrastination
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Inside Your Computer With These Wallpapers

—	1 Vote	Baker Christina Tosi's Transformation Is Seriously Rocking the Popped Collar
—	1 Vote	Athletes Last Words That Shook Us to the Missing Pieces
—	1 Vote	Biden to Get Rid of the VP's Stepdaughter
—	1 Vote	The Russo Brothers Test Prime Video's Patience by Making the Radical Case for Sinéad O'Connor: She Was on Glee
—	1 Vote	Mudslides Force About 20 to Spend the Night in Hospital Network
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Says the Quiet Part Out Loud

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