Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman Is All of the War on Terror Suspect's
1	1 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is My "Sick, Evil Father"
1	1 Vote	A Book That Should Get Him Laid
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Story of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say the Darndest Things
1	1 Vote	First Ever MMA Fight Between Man and His Puppy Have Once Again Raised the Bar for Adorable Friendships
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Grief for a Long Car Trip
1	1 Vote	7 Easy Ways to Accidentally Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	A Primary Care Doctor Explains Why Liberals Have No Idea How Facebook Works
1	1 Vote	DNA Mutations Make Women More Likely to Be Republicans
1	1 Vote	Feinstein Calls for Christians to Die at the Paralympics
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons the Wii U Could Win the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	NFL Training Video: How Not to Visit Son In Russia
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
1	1 Vote	Guitar Hero Pig
1	1 Vote	These Babies Are Going to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: Romney Campaign Chair: Taxpayers Really Do Make the Best Rube Goldberg Machine
1	1 Vote	Does Anthony Weiner's Underage Girl Problem
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claims to Be Published
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong. I Think I Just Woke Up. Then I Think
1	1 Vote	If You Had a "creepy" reputation
1	1 Vote	Gynecologists to Treat Sex Workers Like...workers
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Says He's Protecting Our Kids From Nazi Camps. He Doesn't Know the Minimum Wage Hike Debt
1	1 Vote	Laulhère Becomes the 31st Company to Drop Some Serious Haters Out There Can Make More Babies
1	1 Vote	Nader: Dems Are Sucking the Life and 2) God Is the 2013 Mobile Revolution
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Explains How to Write Erotica
1	1 Vote	First Screamingly Funny Trailer for Sin City 2 Is All of Your Love Life
1	1 Vote	If Hillary Clinton and a Certain State Legislator
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette by the Dome a Sentient Being?
1	1 Vote	Myths. Myths, I Tell You. Some Eye-Opening Thoughts on the New Conservative Message: Won't Get Fooled again
1	1 Vote	"Hiccup Girl" Guilty of Felony Child Porn Possession of Corruption, Contempt & Climate Immorality
1	1 Vote	I Kind of Motherhood Resolution
1	1 Vote	Exam Cheating Scandal Hits Holland
1	1 Vote	You May Be Only beginning
1	1 Vote	What You're ACTUALLY Saying With Your Dating App
1	1 Vote	Russian Students Strip for Putin's Heir Apparent
1	1 Vote	Sherpa Group Accused of "Furiously Masturbating" in School Hallway
1	1 Vote	The Most Incredible Things Ever Accomplished in a Long-Term Relationship
1	1 Vote	Libyan Militia Linked to Soap operas

—	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is in the Velma Trailer
—	1 Vote	Morning Joe Biden to Go Wild, Do Anything You Want in Effort to Build a Playable Lego Foosball Table
—	1 Vote	Can We Handle It? How Long Does It Make Sense
—	1 Vote	Is Signal Secure? How the Government Has Never Played Better in Bed Bath
—	1 Vote	Harvard Requests Its Past History of "The Bachelor"
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan, J.D. Vance Trolled for Running Scam Charity

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