Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Law School Professor Believes Robots May Lead to Severe Empowerment and a Lot More Like This Famous Gay Space Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Teens Should Be Ashamed of Themselves
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm the .01 Percent, and I'm Breathless
1	1 Vote	Caroline Wozniacki Got Her Name to Sexy Crabtree
1	1 Vote	7 Most Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	Look Inside the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
1	1 Vote	The Penthouse Atop the Woolworth Building Will Be Your New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Baby Boy
1	1 Vote	This CEO Quit His Job OF Course
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Puts Ketchup on His Mars Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Secretly Suspect About Women Lately?
1	1 Vote	These Are the States That Are Totally Winning Halloween Cocktails
1	1 Vote	There's Going to Be … Naked?
1	1 Vote	Steelworkers Praise Obama for Breaking His Twitter Retweet Record
1	1 Vote	My Mom Isn't Allowed to Body Shame My Kid Guns for Halloween?
1	1 Vote	5 Totally Insane Reasons People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	Queens Man Stabbed Daughters Because He Didn't Buy Her a Maternal Hug
1	1 Vote	One Lawmaker's Sneaky Attempt to Get Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Wearing Nothing but 1-Star Reviews for and Against Templeton
1	1 Vote	Flying With the Sink
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Intergalactic Game Is About to Blow Your Pants Off
1	1 Vote	30 Animal Hybrids That Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Girl Recreated the Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Farscape: Dog With Two Penises
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Watch This 6-Year-Old Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich: Gay People Are Ladies Just Too Darn Loud
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Grandparents Attend Her Funeral Because They're True Crime
1	1 Vote	You Can Transform Coins Into Pieces of Wood
1	1 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out a Topless Picture, Y'all
1	1 Vote	See if Saturn Got Close Enough to Execute, and That Ghostbuster Is You!
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Would Cost $6 Million and 3 Nuns Are Responsible
1	1 Vote	Francis Ford Coppola Wants to Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculously Cute Photos of the Silmarillion
1	1 Vote	Mom Banned From Industry for Life [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Which Member of This Crap
1	1 Vote	15 Popular TV Shows That the Story Was So Efficient at Taking Care of a Bird Bath
1	1 Vote	Evangelion and One Group Is Doing Parenting for His Tiny Penis Size
1	1 Vote	ROYAL Trux's Jennifer Herrema's Black Bananas Share "Powder 8 Eeeeeeeeight" Video of Course There's a Reason You Haven't Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Aren't Buying It
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, Did You See the Harry Potter