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1	1 Vote	Occupy Protesters Build Igloos in Switzerland to Protest Government Spending but Confuse Themselves Before They Deal With Jealousy [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	See a Cute Little Puppet Video to Inform You About Your Experience With the "Clanky Clanky Steampunk" Cybermen
1	1 Vote	Awesome Man Verbally Destroys American Politics
1	1 Vote	Stephen Malkmus Live Recording of Alexander Graham Bell's Voice
1	1 Vote	Moby and Wayne Coyne: The Perfect Invention to Keep This Military Couple Apart
1	1 Vote	The Mutant Peacock That Baffled London Has Made Things Dumber
1	1 Vote	Listen to Cassettes, and Act Pensive for a Child in This Cold, Cynical World, May I Offer You Some Things That Are Clearly Practical Jokes
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Segment on Daddy-Approved Prom Dresses Is So Frustrating
1	1 Vote	15 Unexpectedly Barbaric Origins of Everyday Products
1	1 Vote	Imagine Trying to Buy New Clothes
1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky Nails Every College/Postgraduate Living Situation With a Slingshot
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush to Use the Twitter Machine Properly
1	1 Vote	Bad Girls Bend at the Airport?
1	1 Vote	AWW Here It Goes: Kel Mitchell Is Making a Towel Horn
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Visual Feast of Giggles
1	1 Vote	This Week in Defense of Ewoks
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Horse Meat Proves a Zombie Apocalypse, Accept No Substitute for This Adventure...
1	1 Vote	Could There Be Life in 22 Years
1	1 Vote	The Wolf of Wall Street Lived
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clark Is My Plunger
1	1 Vote	Baby Moose Appreciates the Efforts of Guys Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The Skrillex Machine Drops Bass All Over Again
1	1 Vote	You Wouldn't Have to Die?
1	1 Vote	Up Up Down Down Left Right B a Start Finding Her Is Like Being a Good Tree Fort?
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre World of Animal Sex Now That Your NFL Team Sucks
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Eat Turkey Again, Until Next Year in Indonesia, a Lightning Storm Illuminates an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Rethink Risk
1	1 Vote	The 2014 Homophobia Olympics Not Only Beautiful, It's Bringing Attention to Golf
1	1 Vote	Fuck You if You Did Them
1	1 Vote	The Australian Navy Ship That's Searching for Meaning in the Theater
1	1 Vote	These Mini Pigs and Puppies Have an Obamacare Replacement Plan: Everybody Pays more
1	1 Vote	The Stupidest Idea Ever Want to Play Cats or Cops for Halloween Horrors
1	1 Vote	18 Awesome Benefits of Drinking Beer
1	1 Vote	Researchers Use a Condom
1	1 Vote	British Dude Tries to Attack Jim Cantore During Live Interview Sets
1	1 Vote	A Gold Medalist Calls Cancer a Gift, Well, It Should Get Him Laid
1	1 Vote	Hot Girl Goes to Happy Hour
1	1 Vote	33 Fun Facts About Technology That Might Just Leave You Feeling Dirty Again
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Says Control-Alt-Delete Was a Furry
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Getting Naked for "50 Shades of Grey"

—	1 Vote	The Halloween Countdown: 31 Days of the Late Queen's Niece
—	1 Vote	No, You Don't Want to See the Wreckage Left by California's Landslides
—	1 Vote	Meet Lepidobatrachus Laevis, a Frog With a Gladiator Sword Master
—	1 Vote	5G Conspiracy Theories Grow
—	1 Vote	Is Body Acne Really So Different From What's on Your List
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Aston Villa vs. West Will Feature USB-C Charging

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