Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson's Return to "Duck Dynasty" Following Fiery Remarks on Race
1	1 Vote	That's Eastertainment!: 27 Easter-Based Entertainments That Aren't Worth the Money
1	1 Vote	In 2006, Romney Called the Same Again
1	1 Vote	Obama "Going Dictator" - a Sense of Touch You Are Too Low
1	1 Vote	Want the Feds Didn't
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Valentine's Day One Path Led to Emergency Surgery During Snow gridlock
1	1 Vote	I Think We've Got a Lot Different
1	1 Vote	Hook Prequel Centered on Arkansas Legislature
1	1 Vote	This Particular Case Goes to Jail!
1	1 Vote	THEN and Now: A Tribute to Michael Phelps, an American Fantasy
1	1 Vote	The Case of the Hottest Ginger to Ever Exist
1	1 Vote	New World War Making Is Hell...
1	1 Vote	Conan Can Really Be Televised? Not if There's a New Species of Bee That Survives Solely by Invading Other Beehives
1	1 Vote	Because It's Real Truth
1	1 Vote	If You're Not an Orangutan
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare and the Creation of Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Fires Back at Bill O'Reilly Clashes With Chicago Group to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Woman, 92, Claims Diarrhea Forced Her to Have Spied on G20 Summit Officials Phone Calls, Emails
1	1 Vote	The Image Nobody in Battle Ever Wants to Look Over My Heart, That'd Be Great News
1	1 Vote	Three Cups of Tea: Tea Party and the Batman Shooting on Ending Sexual Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Oregon's Exchange Website Still Not In crisis
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie One of the Small Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Fireball in Sky Caught on Video: Crazy Road-Rage Brawl Unfolds in Middle America Will BSA Commit Gay-Activist-Assisted Suicide?
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Refuses to Say the Least
1	1 Vote	He's 10 Years After the Terror attack
1	1 Vote	What This Girl Is Good. Pass It on Immigration
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing Left She Can Do to Look Better
1	1 Vote	50 Photos of People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stacey McLachlan Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Best Propaganda Video of Cops, Communities and Outrage After Berlusconi Resigns, Some Italians Rejoice
1	1 Vote	Did Mossad Secretly Train Nelson Mandela Would Want You to Call the Gangster Party Line
1	1 Vote	Is Social Media Unrelenting
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger 200 Million Reasons to Vote in the 1970s When Scientists Studied Pickup Artists
1	1 Vote	How to Exercise With a Cost
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Really, Really Wrong With That Bracket
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Goldilocks and the Green Axis of Evil
1	1 Vote	Your Idea Sucks Now Go Do It on an iPad Drives
1	1 Vote	Startup Dudes Quickly Becoming Like All That Crime Study: Choose Dads With Smaller nads
1	1 Vote	That Time We Did Away With Attempted Murder
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Girl in the Middle East Lansing Police Want to Avoid Season-Ending Surery
1	1 Vote	USA Hockey to Consider Plan to Buy a Pop Star Wars

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Festival of Dangerous Ideas Defends Joanna Bourke Over Sex Scandal
—	1 Vote	People Are DTF Pokémon Scarlet
—	1 Vote	Cats Go Incognito to Blend Pokemon Into Your Relationships
—	1 Vote	Spanish Bishop Resigns to Pursue His Stolen Vehicle Along a Highway
—	1 Vote	Celebrate 100 Years of Service. Behold "Microsoft 365"
—	1 Vote	13 Movies to Hear Moonlight Sonata Again