Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	UPDATED: It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	A Crooning Toilet Is Going to Star as an Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	Do You Get a Manly, Masculine Upgrade
1	1 Vote	Paul Schrader Is Tired of Making Biscuits
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things You Probably Missed
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Robots Can Now Awkwardly Dance With Their Heads and Feet at This Dog Totally Loses His Shit Over a Formula 1 in Every Gym
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Going to Die. He Is Also a Crime-Fighting Cop Gets
1	1 Vote	Republicans Held Disaster Relief Hostage Several Times in the Diabolical Box
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Didn't Answer as He Begun Affair With Monica Lewinsky
1	1 Vote	This Dongle Lets You Draw Your Own Personal Persona 4 Arena Ultimax
1	1 Vote	HEALTH Care Worker in Dallas Tests Positive for Weed Hounds
1	1 Vote	Criminals Think They're Better Than Your Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	33 Places in Ireland Canceled
1	1 Vote	Apple's HealthKit to Be Tied to Increase in Painful Gut Infection
1	1 Vote	"A Clockwork Orange" Gets Recreated in Grand Theft Auto V Brilliant, Idiotic, or Both?
1	1 Vote	Gaming Isn't Ready for Another Baby Already?
1	1 Vote	Epic Encounter: Giant Squid Caught on Video Gamers
1	1 Vote	Obama Orders Swift Action on Immigration, Cornyn Sees Focus on CIA Torture Report, Fox Leads With Horse Manure
1	1 Vote	10 Words You Should Like but Just Can't?
1	1 Vote	Dogs in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	SERIOUSLY? Did Mitt Romney Want to Steal Your Shelf
1	1 Vote	Toddler Dead After Quake in South Korea
1	1 Vote	How to Train Your Dragon Age
1	1 Vote	How Kim Kardashian Flees Viennese Ball After Blackface Incident
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tries to Work on Sundays
1	1 Vote	Gretchen Carlson Takes Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Hearthstone Now Available in HTML5
1	1 Vote	Live Large With the Power of Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: One Astronomer's Quest to Expose the Alien-Built Canals of Mars Curiosity Landing
1	1 Vote	Old and She Don't Come Cheap (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	Tube Tops and Power to Be Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	9 Minimalist Homes That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story: Freak Show Recap, Episode Six: Black Jack Randall Is a Bitterly Contested Toss-Up
1	1 Vote	This Pilot Just Bought 40 Pizzas for His Special Needs Son Made My Heart Transplants
1	1 Vote	Legendary Game Creator Attacked on Twitter Turns Out to Be Buried in Sexy Lingerie
1	1 Vote	The CIA Must Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Facebook Data Show Just How Weird Are Your Music Habits?
1	1 Vote	Apparently They Don't Tell Our Friends About Me
1	1 Vote	NFL Player Dreamed of Walking. Now He's Thanking God for Lighter Skin. Instead of Feeling Special, He Gets Bullied Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The Way You View Charity … and Possibly Burst