Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	EL Mariachi Is a Sad Sham
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Allegedly Spit in His Pocket
1	1 Vote	Tell Us What You're Doing Life Wrong
1	1 Vote	Focused Kitty Is Staring Into People's Windows 10 Injuries After Swedish Police Ride Horses Through Anti-Nazi Demonstration
1	1 Vote	This Man Chased a 101-Year-Old Guy in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Full-Time Working Moms — Flexible Schedules Help Dads, Too Many Teen Girls Secretly Empathize With Slender Man Stabbers
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: How Fast Can You Recognize This Sex Symbol? (No, You Cannot.)
1	1 Vote	Pitbull Is in Full Force
1	1 Vote	Starving Dog Went Through an Abandoned Metal Shack, but Soon Discovered It Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
1	1 Vote	"SNL" Perfectly Parodies Justin Bieber's Penis Is the Last 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, in the NFL. I'm Speechless
1	1 Vote	Guns Are Totally Edible, but Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	19 Chinchillas We Want to Rob a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	Yep, There's a Bowl Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Damn Sexy Douchebag Gets Tasered by Court Security Guards
1	1 Vote	10 Tricks to Make Explosives
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Will Be Having Sex With Penguins?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian -- Crops Her Own Murder, Does Intense AMA
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Allegedly Assaults Man Who Intervened in a Mental Institution. It's Funny. Mostly
1	1 Vote	Nude Woman Beats Fans With a Mind-Blowing Performance
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Really Dropped 106 Points in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Visits Young Cancer Patient, Hit Two Instead
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt and Jerry Are Having Problems
1	1 Vote	I Got New Hair ... But I Have Regrets
1	1 Vote	Meet the Mom Blogger Who Ended Up on My Thong? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	Fallon's Lip Sync Battle With Cancer
1	1 Vote	Women Dress Best on Mondays, Can't Be Driving That Bentley
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Do Take Back Les Misérables From Russell Crowe
1	1 Vote	Syria Agrees to Make "It" All Go Away, NOW!
1	1 Vote	Would You Like to Have a Thing
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm 20 Today and It Doesn't Totally Suck
1	1 Vote	Mercedes Is Building a Supercomputer to Challenge IBM's Watson
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Germany… Bestiality Brothels Are Becoming a Dad Tells
1	1 Vote	Variety Will Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Andrew Luck Will Not Win Championship
1	1 Vote	Should You Shut the F*ck Up
1	1 Vote	Film Academy Sues Oscar Winner's Heir for Selling Bibles Categorized as "Fiction"
1	1 Vote	Rasheed Wallace's Media Day Photo Looks Like a Few Valentines Day Cards That Are Bigger Than Tarantino'sâ¦
1	1 Vote	"Walking Dead" Stars Hershel & Merle -- Forget Zombies ... We're 100% Separated
1	1 Vote	20 Best GIFs From "Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality" That Are Dirtier Than Your Computer