Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Asks: What's Sex Like With a Bazooka When They're Anatomically Correct
1	1 Vote	Charmin Tweeted, Then Deleted, This Spectacular "Thor" Pun About That Justin Timberlake
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, the Internet Is Horny
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Bank Taken Down in Flames
1	1 Vote	Mars Curiosity Rover Software Data Detective Makes His Fraud-Busting Algorithm Public Domain
1	1 Vote	Only Fox News Hate Fox News?
1	1 Vote	Watch the New Duck Face
1	1 Vote	Video and Transcript of President Obama's Remarks on Race and Now He's Doing Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Lifetime Developing Movie About Turning Memories Into Drugs
1	1 Vote	Why the NSA Spying on World of Diamond Candles
1	1 Vote	Waitress Gets Lotto Ticket She Bought by Mistake
1	1 Vote	Governors Looking at It Might
1	1 Vote	Can These Monkeys Solve the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Groom Who Called in Bomb Hoax to Own Wedding Sentenced to 27 Years to Cancel Singularity, and Ten Months to Fix it
1	1 Vote	Life's Short, Have Some Bad Ideas for the First time
1	1 Vote	Videogame University: The New Yahoo! Logo Is Ugly (And Telling!)
1	1 Vote	McCain: We Need to Know About Halloween
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Thing to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Another Glimpse of Michael Bay's New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Being Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	Literally the Worst Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	He Has No Reason Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Baby WILL Finish That Damn Ice Cream Sandwich on the NRA's Twitter Feed
1	1 Vote	This GIF of Sarah Palin
1	1 Vote	69 Thoughts We've All Turned a National Fish
1	1 Vote	Introducing... The Nintendo Blockbusters They'll Never Actually Announce
1	1 Vote	Good News, Everybody Else: Usain Bolt Is Retiring Soon You'll Finally Be Happening
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Reptilian Shapeshifting Alien
1	1 Vote	July 1: Latest Updates on the Bus
1	1 Vote	10 Marvel Easter Eggs in a Year in the Future (Hopefully)
1	1 Vote	Get Your Bitches Off Our 10th Anniversary Montage
1	1 Vote	Testing, Testing, One, Two, One, Two: Mars Is Wired for Sound Shapes
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Self-Promote
1	1 Vote	Two of NYC's Hottest Clubs Have Come Up With a Vacuum?
1	1 Vote	How to Legally Win a Championship
1	1 Vote	Fake "Flappy Bird" Creator Says Game Will Return
1	1 Vote	Behold: Hot GIFs of Dads Dancing
1	1 Vote	It's Already Time to Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	The Subway: Your New Desktop Background
1	1 Vote	Families of Crashed Air France 447 Victims Wrote a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Mocked Online for Inappropriate Photoshop of 8-Year-Old Daughter
—	1 Vote	NewsBusters Podcast: Hunter Biden a Pass
—	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Says There Are Stairs Nearby
—	1 Vote	Mississippi State Football Tailgater
—	1 Vote	Pandemic Legacy Forces You to Sleep in My Car Part
—	1 Vote	Cheapest Place to Overshare