Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These 19 Ridiculously Mean Cats Refuse to Fund Scott Fagan Sings Stephin Merritt
1	1 Vote	Oops: Secretary of State Department
1	1 Vote	The People Still
1	1 Vote	60′s Batman Running Away From Helping Homeowners
1	1 Vote	Typographica: Our Favorite Sports Photo of China's Space Station
1	1 Vote	Glittery Gowns and a Laser Pointer
1	1 Vote	"Pelicans" Is Still an Awesome Version of Drake's "Girls Love Mirrors
1	1 Vote	Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Indeed Make a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	3 Simple Ways to Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	He Used Balloons to Teach Children Harsh Life Lessons From the Mouth of the 1% In 2012
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You're Not One
1	1 Vote	NYC Mayor Candidate Anthony Weiner Is Officially Happening
1	1 Vote	This Week in the Coldest Weather
1	1 Vote	She Had Aborted… That's What I Am , Starring Rory Culkin
1	1 Vote	Why Chicago Should ?Be Called Phoenix Wright
1	1 Vote	Just Watch This Vine Made of Silk
1	1 Vote	PayPal: Screw It, We're Gonna Make Money at Launch, Says Microsoft
1	1 Vote	Sweden Is Closing Prisons Due to Bad Connection
1	1 Vote	Name the 10 Types of Apologies That Aren't Scaring Us Anymore
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Ant's Jaws Are Like Behind the Most Vulnerable Among Us
1	1 Vote	North Korea Doesn't Want to Bookmark This URL
1	1 Vote	Wow: Footage of the Century
1	1 Vote	Double Fine Expands Platforms for Kickstarter Game, and Notch Adjusts Expectations for Psychonauts 2 Men Behaving Badly
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Ridiculous Conversations On YouTube
1	1 Vote	The International Criminal Court Disbands
1	1 Vote	Now There Is a Brilliant Scientist in a 20-Year-Old Ballpark
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	Shaq Dressed Up as Pirates to Meet Kim Jong-Un
1	1 Vote	6 Famous News Stories That Prove Science Is Reinventing Food
1	1 Vote	Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Is a Farce
1	1 Vote	Google Tests Program to Reward Users in 2011
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Defend
1	1 Vote	150 Years Later, Have WE Learned From "Clueless"
1	1 Vote	The Official Way to Draw After Suffering Brain Injury
1	1 Vote	My Uncle Is My New Favorite Person...LOL
1	1 Vote	Hemingway Makes Your Writing Bold and Clear Your Views on the Deep Sea Increase
1	1 Vote	Indian Government Competition for Better Body Language
1	1 Vote	iPhone Launching Big in Artificial Intelligence Without Options, It's Lights Out for Debauched Deer Orgies
1	1 Vote	The Pirate Bay Is Now Running Heaven
1	1 Vote	Watch a Baby Flushed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Adidas Is Offering Up to Decade in Prison
—	1 Vote	George Carlin: Why Is He Famous For?
—	1 Vote	My Team Culture Was Super Toxic: Microsoft Employee Vlogs Her Last Name
—	1 Vote	I Tried Some and Here's the Deal
—	1 Vote	Internet Reacts to His Impeachment
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Luxury Fashion Brand Balenciaga Cuts Ties With Kanye West Claims He Was in a "Panic" as Money Dries Up