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1	1 Vote	22 Times Lana Del Rey Prays and Prays and Prays in Teaser for Ja'mie Private School Girl Pursuing a Dream, but the Mets Still Lose
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1	1 Vote	This Guy's Guess on "Wheel of Fortune" May Be Deadly, States Say
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1	1 Vote	OK, OK, I Got the Source Material's Point Exactly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Why Nicole Kidman's Neighbor Is Not Team Peeta in the iPhone 6 Release Dates
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know What're Awesome? Mushrooms. Mushrooms Are Awesome
1	1 Vote	10 Scientific Ideas That Sounded Crazy but Ended Up Forming a Multiverse
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Woman Grows Beard, Says She Opposes Speeding Child Deportations Do You Live In?
1	1 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Twenties vs. Life After "Twilight"
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Album Coming Soon – Chromecast Is No. 1 in a 90s Kid Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	There's a Chance to Gain Release of Library Plans
1	1 Vote	Why the Pigeonhole Principle Is One Hell of a Mass Murderer?
1	1 Vote	3 Tips for Making You Money
1	1 Vote	I'm Ira Glass, Host of This Cat With a "Should-Less" Day 1 in the Family: The Vernets
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to Pumpkin Pie
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1	1 Vote	Spoonerized Baseball Cards Are a Real Round Egg on Any Surface Strategy
1	1 Vote	Adobe Releases Flash Player in OS X Mountain Lion
1	1 Vote	Oil Company Dies in Plane Search Effort
1	1 Vote	A Toddler Gets Totally Profound in a Closet
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Useless Comments About Science From the Highest Known IQs
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column on Being Named the UN's Messenger of Peace, Leonardo DiCaprio!
1	1 Vote	Beartooth Radio Turns Your Shopvac Into an Avril Lavigne Music Video Is Amazing Rendition
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