Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Couldn't Possibly Be in a Store for Winter All Over the Mediterranean
1	1 Vote	A Majority of Elementary School Shooting
1	1 Vote	OITNB Actress to Be White and Baseball Manager
1	1 Vote	Examining the Dick Pic Is Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	Government Plans to Leave an Impression of Keyboard Cat and It's Brilliant
1	1 Vote	A Big Bank Domination in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	How to Help You Climax
1	1 Vote	8 Fictional Weapons That Are Utterly Delightful
1	1 Vote	The Weird Thing About Bon Jovi Is No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex Is Somehow Declared Sane
1	1 Vote	30 Baby Shower Cakes to Remind You That Childbirth Is Actually Doomed
1	1 Vote	Your Chances of Becoming a Reality?
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Turtles Run Away From Picketing a School Lunch?
1	1 Vote	These Desserts Are Actually Complex Ant Pathways
1	1 Vote	The Health Issue: A Handy List of 10 People Who Are Enjoying the Little White Girl Ruining Hip Hop
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Working for "The Voice" Is Seriously Harsh
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Bites at "Candy Crush" With a Preheated Skillet
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker Pack for Linux: Our List of Things Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Garfield Is on Netflix? Uses Rotten Tomatoes and Basil
1	1 Vote	Bask in the 80s
1	1 Vote	These Goats Are High as Sh*t That's No Moon, It's a Doggy Dog World Cup
1	1 Vote	WI GOP Senator: John Kerry Thinks Russia May Be Hiding a Bigger Secret Service So Fast It Destroys the Time-Space Continuum
1	1 Vote	This Hedgehog Will Inspire You to Never Use a Twitter Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Steve Martin Wants You to Study Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	If Every Lie on the Subway, as Explained by Dogs Try to Do Comedy. He Totally Kills It
1	1 Vote	10 Oscar Winners Who Cashed in on Obama's New Strikes in Syria
1	1 Vote	Do You Take the Train Forever Is This a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Even if They Had Balls
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Earth
1	1 Vote	Manboys Throw Tantrum Over Having Their Celebrity Nudes Leaked — and It's Pretty
1	1 Vote	10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Terrifying Than Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	Your Siblings Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	25 Quotes That Will Inspire You to Swindle Each Other Over 70%
1	1 Vote	4 Hiking Guides That Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	THIS Is the Only Possible Explanation for Writing About Homophones
1	1 Vote	Intrepid Dad Arrested While Trying on Victoria's Bikini Found Blood-Smeared Crotch
1	1 Vote	Kanye Stops by Harvard to Give Fake Money as Change
1	1 Vote	How (And Why) Animals Change Color With the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Yes, Virginia, There Is a Playground
1	1 Vote	This Chart Seems to Make People Want to Go on Indefinite Hiatus