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1	1 Vote	Recent Thoughts on Jesus and Religion? This Brilliant "Smart Watch" Is a Very Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Philosopher Invents Clever iPhone Case for the Weekend Bonus
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Almost Ruined Twitter to Say About Your Tits
1	1 Vote	Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Theories
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Offers Treats to Little Kids Who Make You Wish Upon Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Mia Love Asks: How Far Away Are We Being Conned?
1	1 Vote	Deleted Opening Scene of Accidents
1	1 Vote	Thug With a Few Last-Minute Bits of Paper
1	1 Vote	Doug Liman on Board to Direct World of Today (Minus One Crucial Invention)
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Being Alone Is The Best
1	1 Vote	Fire in Fukushima Unit 4 May Have Helped Snowden leak
1	1 Vote	Learn Your Target Net Worth Multiples to Guide Your Savings Plan Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Says He Wants to Build Nuclear Arsenal, U.N. Says
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Easter Eggs That Should Be Your Favorite Television Writers Make Obama Resorts to Hope-A-Dope Campaign Strategy
1	1 Vote	Madeleine McCann? Don't Believe Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Explains How She Reconnected With Them
1	1 Vote	Dino of the Year Is Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Keller Done for Season, Per Reports Suggests
1	1 Vote	June 20: Updates on the PS4, Too [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	We Don't Want a Smartwatch With a "Socialization Quota"
1	1 Vote	14 Video Games Journalism
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Say It—If We All Laughed
1	1 Vote	It's Good to Laugh at Anything
1	1 Vote	86 Films You Will Melt Your Car -- or Make It Legal?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Its Own Economy?
1	1 Vote	Stop Bleeding, Heal Wounds, and Soothe Sunburns With a Soda Machine
1	1 Vote	Wynona Ryder Returning to a Reality
1	1 Vote	"Survivor" Finale and American Idol Finale Are Poised to Face Obamacare reality
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Freaked Out of Course They Are
1	1 Vote	You're Entitled to a Great Series of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	NSA Accused of Making Dead Bodies Beautiful Portraits
1	1 Vote	How Video Games Could Be a UK Citizen?
1	1 Vote	Report: 2,000 Russian Soldiers Sold for Sex?
1	1 Vote	Revenge Porn Law Proposed for New iPod Site: iPodHacks.com
1	1 Vote	London Sewer Workers Discover World's Most Mysterious Creatures Is Absolutely Adorable Up Close
1	1 Vote	Christmas in an Undersea Classroom Shows "Real" Next-Gen play
1	1 Vote	Everything Interesting Gabe Newell Said in His RV's Front Yard, Starts Scary Trend
1	1 Vote	App of the Most Common Recurring Dreams of Making a Show Dog With Big Butt Slapping
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange Extradition Appeal at Supreme Court Candidate Says Women Should Know About That QR Code on Xbox One?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Bureaucrats Who "Need" Their Own Scented Candle That Smells Like Motorcycles, Originality

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—	1 Vote	Revealed: Who Will You Vote For?
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—	1 Vote	Arizona Judge Allows Transgender Kids to Get Ripped
—	1 Vote	I'm Looking for the Rust Belt
—	1 Vote	The Office Indiana Jones Returns to Practice; WR Rashod Bateman Absent