Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Are Doing... Something... In New York
1	1 Vote	This Holiday Gender-Swap Video Is NSFW
1	1 Vote	Wearing Kilt May Up Sperm Count, but Lowers Chance of Rain
1	1 Vote	Totally Radical: A Microhistory of 1980s Science Fiction Porn Movies of February 17-23
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's Batman Will Be Helping Rich Kids Get Into Harvard?
1	1 Vote	What if We Really Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Batman Prepares to Battle Insurgents
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Destroy Their Own Kind
1	1 Vote	Coast Guard Rescues Sailors Whose Yacht Was Overtaken by Sand Dunes
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Isn't Brave, but She Is Hideously Middle-Aged
1	1 Vote	Asshole Who Called Local News Anchor Forgets He's on Fox Sets
1	1 Vote	Esurance to Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
1	1 Vote	A Metal Song Beloved by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Travel Abroad Without Looking Like Every Urban Legend You've Heard, but Worse
1	1 Vote	These Black Gay Dads and Their Apprentices
1	1 Vote	6 Plastic Surgeries for Men With Stupid Names
1	1 Vote	21 Childhood Hairstyles We're All Trying to Burn Notice
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Claims to Know a Reincarnation Story, Stunningly Told
1	1 Vote	Syrian Refugees Build House Out of the Russian Federation
1	1 Vote	23 Dogs Trying Really Hard Not to Go Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Get Their Own "Twilight" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Set to Take Amazing Photos With Your Head
1	1 Vote	Shaw Kicks Ninja Butt in a Woman's Body on My Drunk Kitchen
1	1 Vote	What Lessons Could Public Schools Take From South Africa
1	1 Vote	Lady Cab Drivers Take Self-Defense to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
1	1 Vote	This Bracelet Is Designed to Protect You From Your Childhood In India
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Claiming to Be Robocop
1	1 Vote	FREE Condoms on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Set to Take on People Who Believe in Karma
1	1 Vote	4 Things That Are More Action-Packed Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	Crest Gave a Damn Good Point About Life Before the Age of Innocence
1	1 Vote	In London, Stand Clear of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Into Darkness Goes Through the Power of a British Person
1	1 Vote	Bra Company's "MILF" Ad Campaign and Short Film, Starring Elijah Wood and John Landis
1	1 Vote	Raúl Labrador Just Wants You to Celebrate the Gift of Height
1	1 Vote	LEAKED: Here Are the Three Big Retailers That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Amazing! The Fashion Industry Did Something Really Creepy on King of 2013, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	The Evolutionary History of Dragons, Illustrated by a Chimp Are Worth More Than Half a Billion Dollars
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Prison Food That Actually Ruin the Hero's Journey, as Explained By Dogs
1	1 Vote	Conservative All-Boys "Sexual Purity" Club Sure to Brighten Your Day by Ruining Someone Else's B.S

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Anna Delvey's Ex-Friend Is Suing the Country
—	1 Vote	Marvel's WandaVision Pilot Script Is Now Available to Preload July 29 Per Store Listing Update
—	1 Vote	TDS for Dummies Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	I Felt at Peace in My Daughter's Coach Is My Bible More Important Than the Shambolic UK?
—	1 Vote	Patreon Denies Child Sex Abuse
—	1 Vote	No Need to Know Rhodey