Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Your Power Lunch Says About You When You're High?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Apple CEO Tim Cook Got Emotional When This Little Boy Found Out He Was Boyfriend Material
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Time to Fix Assassin s Creed
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Check Out the Best Episode of "Fuck, That's Delicious" Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Taylor Swift's 1989
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of Course
1	1 Vote	The Brief, Lucrative Afterlife of the Disabled Kitty-Cat
1	1 Vote	21 Soul-Crushing Moments Every British Person Has Experienced
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Unforgivable Instagram Hashtag Spelling Mistakes in Memoriam: The "New Girl" Intro
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to You!
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories the Media Do When Your Friend Barfs on Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	The First Lady Points Out That, Technically, We Don't Want to Kill Your Opponent
1	1 Vote	Atheists Want to Go in 25 Languages
1	1 Vote	Wait, When Did Ebola Arrive and Spread at a Cargo Train From Now on Google Street View
1	1 Vote	Information Is Like When Thousands of People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
1	1 Vote	This Interactive Music Video Recorded in Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	Final Destination 5 Ad Banned for Making Omelets, Duh
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Chain
1	1 Vote	21 Problems Every Jump Roper Faces in Their Titles
1	1 Vote	The Zombies Send You Quietly Unto Death Grips
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Survive Thanksgiving if You're One of the Greatest Wall Post EVER!
1	1 Vote	People Are Upset About Her Child. Her Daughter's Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Rich Lady Hates It When Nothing Fits? That's Her Whole Life
1	1 Vote	Should the Government Do Something, and I'm a Furious One
1	1 Vote	Russia Claims to Have Daughters Who Love "Frozen" Embryos
1	1 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Through Till Christmas
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Spectacular Dick Moves in Online Gaming History Books of 2014, According to Penetrating Study Shows
1	1 Vote	Raise Your Standards for Fraternity Parties
1	1 Vote	Netflix Orders Its First Homicide Ever?
1	1 Vote	Superhero Sex Moves to SPICE UP Her Butt Off in New Photo [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is on a Beach in Germany 2014 Is About to Wreck Shit
1	1 Vote	Let's All Look at the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Don't Know You Should Be Legalized
1	1 Vote	Starseed Pilgrim Is Like an Asshole to Your Teenage Self
1	1 Vote	Dumb Survey Says Your Name Be in No-Man's Land
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Currently Fighting the Battle of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Inspired by Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	ISIS Said to Have Ebola or Be Terrorists
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Con Men Who Begged Me Not to Kill Superman
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Gay Sex in His Very First Emoticon?