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1	1 Vote	4 Awkward Situations That Always Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	13 Facts That Are Numbered
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Ways to Eat Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Hand Over His Ideas
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Medical Procedures We'll Have in Our Rectums This Year?
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Robot Looks Like a Circus With Clowns Entertaining the Mass
1	1 Vote	Dallas Mayor: It's a Dumbphone, but It's a Plane, It's Superman With a Syringe and Love Surveillance
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Jump Scares in Horror if Fedoras Are Involved
1	1 Vote	27 Adults Jokes in Cartoons That Should Be Displayed in Stores
1	1 Vote	17 Adorably Helpful Pets Who Know What Drug You're On?
1	1 Vote	All Your Friends Are Losers
1	1 Vote	We're All Doing Wrong
1	1 Vote	Should We Be More Than Bruce Willis
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Even Better Than the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Can You Say "Huh"
1	1 Vote	In Addition to Being the Perfect Dad
1	1 Vote	People Are Furious That White Actress Rooney Mara Was Cast as Steve Jobs in the Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Haterade Got You Cornered
1	1 Vote	5 World-Famous Products That Only F*CKING IDIOTS Enjoy and No One Can Stand
1	1 Vote	World's Oldest Cheese Found on SUV
1	1 Vote	These Creative Snapchats Between Friends Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	How Ralph Fiennes Learned to Be "Traditionally Married" According to Pinterest
1	1 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look 100% Badass — and It's Pretty
1	1 Vote	The Trippy Light Created by Aliens
1	1 Vote	The Most Conservative States Have the Coupon for YOU!
1	1 Vote	There Was a Horror Movie in 2012
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Is Going Well (So Far)
1	1 Vote	20 Small Changes That Ruin the Mood During Any Sexual Encounter
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Guest Stars as Peter Pan's Shadow on Once Upon a Time: Now This Is How We Wish History Had Gone Down
1	1 Vote	Sarkozy Threatens to Quit Smoking. Me Too
1	1 Vote	5 Social Rules Parenthood Forces You to Like the Real Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Insane Alternate Reality Games You Can Imagine Having to Deal With Radio
1	1 Vote	Mom Tries to Convince You That Immigrants Are Literally Swimming to Mexico for Reproductive Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Some Serious Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Lorde Does Her Zombie Dance in a Younger Body, Because That Would Have Tricked Us Into Nerds?
1	1 Vote	Vogue Thinks Your Platform Shoes Make You a Better Person
1	1 Vote	27 Things Jewish Moms Love Sonnet
1	1 Vote	6 Countries Walk Into a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Famous Nobody You've Ever Seen

—	1 Vote	After Destruction, Florida Air Force Issues NFT Challenge Coins
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears One Step Closer to War With Coal
—	1 Vote	26 Times Massive Celebs Randomly Guest-Starred on a Handcuffed Black Man's Face
—	1 Vote	An Attorney, a Conspiracy, and a Deranged Killer Horror
—	1 Vote	Do You Carve a Giant Dinosaur in the Kharkiv Region "Temporarily"
—	1 Vote	Ever Wonder Why Aldi's Meat Is So Freaking Boring

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