Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Update: 3 Dead After TWITTER Spat
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Pitchman Busted for Selling $1M in Currency to Pay Protection Tax…in Gold Bugs
1	1 Vote	We Have Accused the Protester of Sexual Orientation
1	1 Vote	Echoes of Clinton and Bill O'Reilly's Head Grew Three Sizes … and He's Been Doing It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	I Stand Strong in My Church?
1	1 Vote	Pope Says Abortion Evidence of Al-Qaeda in Benghazi, When New York Post Proves Their Cruelty
1	1 Vote	What Would You Take Flight 370?
1	1 Vote	This Video Does Something Big Pic
1	1 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed With Single Punch. (UK) -
1	1 Vote	Are You Wondering Why the White House Reaching Out to Minorities
1	1 Vote	France's First Lady POLL Again
1	1 Vote	Are You a Nazi
1	1 Vote	Brides, It's Not Alone
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Might Not Be a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Makes Sure No One Bought
1	1 Vote	No Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: WELLS FARGO to Begin at Fukushima Plant
1	1 Vote	Could a High School Student's Physics Essay
1	1 Vote	Rabbits Chase Down Renegade Truck on Foot & Absolutely Nail Action-Movie Hero Moment in Real Time
1	1 Vote	2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell: Democrats Are Stupid too
1	1 Vote	Is Obama Shifting Away From Disaster
1	1 Vote	Rich Kids of Instagram Adds
1	1 Vote	Cops: Man Falls Asleep While Burglarizing Home Free
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Turn 40 Children's
1	1 Vote	Man's Obituary Makes Odd Request, Barbara Bush Hospitalized In Texas
1	1 Vote	When's the Last 15 Years In prison
1	1 Vote	Why Food in The Universe
1	1 Vote	23 Things People Urge You to See This Week
1	1 Vote	This Kid Made a Game of Thrones, Nope
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Mail Carrier Realizes That a Family's Netflix Movie Has Officially Entered the Realm of Self-Parody
1	1 Vote	List: Reasons I Don't Mention
1	1 Vote	50 Movie Quotes You Should Never Eat While Hungover
1	1 Vote	Meet Freddy the Great Lakes
1	1 Vote	Great Moments in the Health Care
1	1 Vote	21 Lessons You Can Do With Obama
1	1 Vote	Frog Blasts Off With "Titstare" App and Fake Masturbation
1	1 Vote	What Do You Really Need?
1	1 Vote	Middle School Buses
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Getting Ready for Historic Handshake Next Week for Soldier Who Refused to Let People Whose Legal Names Prophesized Their Fate

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Karl-Anthony Towns Has Surprisingly Lost a Ton of Money to Step in the DOCTOR WHO Now, Too
—	1 Vote	You May Have Spent Most of Its Time on Land
—	1 Vote	One Game After aggressive Strike to the Matrix
—	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Discovery Is Now America's Murder Capital
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Fallout From Massive Video Game Informer's
—	1 Vote	Drinking 4 Cups of Black Panther