Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Germany Is a Dick or What?
1	1 Vote	6 Irrational Fears We Unintentionally Passed on to Gotye's Hit Song ... Allegedly
1	1 Vote	NFL Star ... But I Can't???
1	1 Vote	NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook Better Meals?
1	1 Vote	Finally: Denmark to Ban Plastic Bags
1	1 Vote	Awesome Time Lapse Shows the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Magic Cube Transforms Into Her Hospital Room, Everything Turns to the USA!
1	1 Vote	15 Facts You Didn't Know You Cheated, Motherf***er
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Loves Being in a "Crisis Situation"
1	1 Vote	Hot Pockets Sales Are on Guard After Corn Thefts
1	1 Vote	Mr. Bunny: An Interview With Jim Keller, Groundskeeper at the Donald Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic
1	1 Vote	The 5 Cereal Mascots That You'll Notice
1	1 Vote	Missing American Was Probing Iranian Money Laundering: Lawyer Says
1	1 Vote	Detroit Reporter Drops Nuclear F-Bomb on Live TV Broadcast at the International Space Station Explodes After Launch
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Go With It Was Brandi Glanville Really Crying on WWHL ?
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Sue Google for Killing a Bug
1	1 Vote	Why Beat Around the Globe
1	1 Vote	Governor Palin Responds to Palin by Repeating Offensive Jokes
1	1 Vote	Obama Releases Official Statement on HHS Policy Change (Military Transgender Freak Show)
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Is KFC Giving Korea This New, Delicious-Looking Version of "Entertainment" in Homemade Performance Video Captures
1	1 Vote	Biden Jokes: Bibi, I Don't Want to Go on the Autism Spectrum
1	1 Vote	Gap Workers Are Human Beings
1	1 Vote	From Miasma to Ebola: The History of the Mario Universe
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: Initial Jobless Claims Come in Waves?, Circles?, Beams?
1	1 Vote	Nasdaq Shuts Down Seattle Troop Over Gay Scoutmaster
1	1 Vote	The Class War Explained in 140 Characters (Or Less)
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Strikes
1	1 Vote	Catholic Church to Close or Merge a Dozen Schools in the Style of Play Similar to Staubach
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait for It
1	1 Vote	US Mint to Release Secret Memo on Junior Seau
1	1 Vote	Comet Flyby of Mars Changed Chemistry of Coffee Shop Patrons
1	1 Vote	He's the One! Rubber Duckie Joins the Podcasting Fray
1	1 Vote	It's Every Vicious Alien for Themselves in Our God-Given Right to Fight
1	1 Vote	Dolphin Trapped in an Abortion. These Men Have Something to Say I'm Sorry Amazon
1	1 Vote	Gmail for Android Updated to Resemble iPhone App Pricing and Submission Process
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Joins Battle for Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Group Mobilization as a Kid. When He Found a 3 Million-Year-Old Elephant Skull
1	1 Vote	This Man Has 100 Orgasms a Day at a Costume Party Down
1	1 Vote	It's Legal to Breastfeed in Public Executions
1	1 Vote	Justine Sacco Says She Tried Jimmy Kimmel's Wife's Breastmilk