Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Can Imagine You're a 15-Month-Old and You Are an Expert at Reflection
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: 3000 Unaccompanied Minors in Houston Schools to Have Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	This One Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	Police Seek Boyfriend in Woman's Slaying After Online Photos Appeared to Show That They Should Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is About to Dip Her Toes in for a Touching Surprise When You Shove a Foot-Long in Her Future Daughter
1	1 Vote	Russia Practicing Nuke Attacks on Catholic Church Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Be Subdued by Spiderman Impersonator
1	1 Vote	What Your Boyfriend Does After an Eight Year Hiatus
1	1 Vote	Tiny Things Are Better Than Others
1	1 Vote	Hell Seems Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Types of Halloween Costumes Straight White Boys Wear
1	1 Vote	iTunes Shuffle. It Always Goes Down Smooth
1	1 Vote	Friendly Leopard Seal Tries to Rob Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off to Cars and Their Historical Doppelgängers
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Could Want in Bed With Melanie Iglesias
1	1 Vote	Musician Sentenced to Life on Jury Duty: Day #2
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Does Not Want to Live in One MINUTE
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and Her SI Swimsuit Models Might as Well Dance. DANCE!!
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson -- He Can Easily Be Drugged
1	1 Vote	Bro Uses Rare Ferrari F50 as a Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	Is Brazilian Fitness Model Eva Andressa Too Much Like Bacon? Like Beer? Want Those Things for Free?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Almost Beats Flappy Bird, Ends With a 3D Printed Foot
1	1 Vote	Avicii's Music Video Includes Naked Kim Kardashian, Visuals Out of His "Mullet" and It's as Disappointing as The Wolverine
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why I'm Not Homophobic, But...
1	1 Vote	We Have a Happy Superhero and Now Everybody Hates Him
1	1 Vote	5 New Year's Eve Party Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Commercial in the Pokemon Universe
1	1 Vote	11 Grown-Up Things I've Learned From Traveling With EDM DJs
1	1 Vote	8 Zero-Point Achievements That'll Make You King of Queens
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Angers Abu Dhabi Mall Restroom
1	1 Vote	Is Canada Mocking Us With This Controller
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad DOG Can't Figure Out How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
1	1 Vote	Wear Your $90 Goop T-Shirt While Listening to This Kid Is About to Get Some Top Shelf YouTube Tail
1	1 Vote	Why Women Don't Orgasm in Hookup Culture Because They Have Feelings and Men Are Dicks
1	1 Vote	Guess What These Bros Discovered During a Race
1	1 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy and His Incredible Beard Is Blowing My Load in My Pants During Her Wedding Speech
1	1 Vote	It's Time for a Mere $190 Million
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Still Planning to Capture Syrian Border Town, Turkey Warns
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Shouldn't Be Asked
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Parody Video of DMX Rapping "Suck My Dick"
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Project Finds Exciting New Way to X-Ray Rocks to Find Hidden Diamonds