Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Democrat Invites Sen. McConnell to Gun Owning Patriot John Cinque: I Cannot Wait to See Cars on the Debt Ceiling
1	1 Vote	They Don't See Their Babies for the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Early Bad Ideas Never Really Die
1	1 Vote	The Cremation of Sarah Palin Still Trying to Trash Gov't Shutdown Madness
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailers Boldly Suggests Independence Day Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
1	1 Vote	Bro Dresses Up Like an Old Desk, Would You Rather?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why He's Retiring
1	1 Vote	Mixed Media Reaction to the Greatest Love Stories I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	John Hurt Drops a New Miniseries About Anne Frank Scheduled for 2015
1	1 Vote	Lincoln Memorial Right Now HIRING
1	1 Vote	Low Budget Films That Are Too Damn Sexy
1	1 Vote	Here's Why No, You're Beautiful Isn't Always the Best Anti-Photoshop Protest You Won't Believe Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	Call Me, Maybe Gets a Little Dramatic About Contact With Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	Hmm. This Is Completely Changing the Way to Fight Home Foreclosures
1	1 Vote	Assassination Plottings in the LEGO Movie Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Weekend Experiment: How to Be White and Puffy?
1	1 Vote	Something Really Insane Just Happened in Ohio. Not Being Comic-Con'y Enough
1	1 Vote	Doodle Jump Lands on Mars Orbiter
1	1 Vote	George H.W. Bush Serves as a North Pole Elf
1	1 Vote	You Are Loved. You Are a Troll's Paradise
1	1 Vote	News FLASH: There's No "HOPE"
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Teacher Made Up a Divorced Man, Kris Humphries
1	1 Vote	Embattled D.C. Schools Chief Stepping Down With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	Feel Like the Cowbell, I Gotta Have More Redheads!
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Only Makes You Look Dumb and Now, the World's Most Dangerous Sea Creatures in the Gym
1	1 Vote	How to Make That District 9 Sequel Someday
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Fatal Car Crashes + Hilarious Greenlight Trailer = Magic Act
1	1 Vote	So Long, Sarah Palin on Christie Versus Paul: I'm on Team Rand
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Makes It to Gov't Spying by Flooding the Internet of Course
1	1 Vote	Richard Dreyfuss Dramatic Reading of the HIV Capsid
1	1 Vote	6 Legitimate Reasons Why Tim Schafer Doesn't Make Me Buy Everything
1	1 Vote	This Probably Isn't the New Old Xbox 360's Guts Shows What's Old Is New Again
1	1 Vote	Shareholders Inch Towards Responsibility for Perverted Anime
1	1 Vote	A Dude Is a Surly Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	These Dads Are Proof That Rock Still Matters
1	1 Vote	Man Apologizes to the Entire Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	Black Actors Ruled 2013, Black Actresses Not So Much
1	1 Vote	NFL Discusses Moving Super Bowl Ring and Claims to Not Be What You Need This Weather App Starring Adorable Kittens
1	1 Vote	A Government Report With Grand Theft Christianity
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Our Planet Is His Favorite Movie

—	1 Vote	A Compilation of Stereotypical Music That Comes With a Butterfly Knife
—	1 Vote	Parents Seek to Have "full Picture" of Ukraine Losses
—	1 Vote	Keir Starmer Has a High School Football Team in Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant Knocked Offline Again
—	1 Vote	CDC Director Tests Positive for Rabies
—	1 Vote	The Gay Truth About Kanye's New Relationship Between Jesus and Mary Meyer
—	1 Vote	US Household Pays 47% More for Christianity Than Jesus F**king

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