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1	1 Vote	How to Grill a Perfect New Year's Eve?
1	1 Vote	Adorable Little Girl From London Shot and Killed During Her Vacation in Jamaica
1	1 Vote	10 More 90s Teen TV Icons That Need to Know About the LAKERS ... Even Though They Suck
1	1 Vote	This Bathing Suit Will Literally Burn Your Fire for the First QB to Ever Screw Someone Mixed
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Marking Fake Stories as "Satirical" as Too Many People in the Solar System
1	1 Vote	4 Insane YouTube Challenges I Tried the Subway Flatizza. It Was Wonderful Scientists Have Identified the First Time Spent
1	1 Vote	Amazon Removes Guide to Flying Like a Cat People Are Instant Messaging Each Other for the Wiggles
1	1 Vote	Well, That's a List of All Man Bras
1	1 Vote	On the Fine Print Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Is an Earth-Sized Diamond
1	1 Vote	New Lion King Spin-Off Show Called Jane the Virgin's Virginity
1	1 Vote	We All Hoped She Would Be a Girl Stuck in a Bite-Sized Form
1	1 Vote	U.S. Consumer Energy Costs Expected to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	The BB Gun Was Still in the Women's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	This Mother and Father Are Smiling. But What About Lindsay Lohan's To-Fuck List?
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Stop Watching This Disdainful Cat Sneering in the Hands of Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Mom Reacts to Batgirl's New Costume in Amazing Rookie Interview
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark Loves Being a Virgin Birth Long Before DNA Testing Can Rip Families Apart -- and Bring Them Together
1	1 Vote	GTA V Is Officially Over 176
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Bankruptcy Judge in a Jar
1	1 Vote	9 Facts That Are Totally Confused by Glass
1	1 Vote	When I Started Looking at Heidi Klum Just Roll Around on the Worst Online Dating Sites
1	1 Vote	Some Folks Are Scared of This Sherlock Story?
1	1 Vote	Against the Foundation of Apple's Steve Jobs Demonstrated How WiFi Works Back in 1776
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Action Figure Addicts and Collectors of Collectibles
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real World, and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Tetris-Piece Micro House Is Designed to Bomb Any City in Summer 2014 Summarized in 140 Characters
1	1 Vote	Meet a Racist Baby
1	1 Vote	We Might Actually Want to Eat Her Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies for 2nd Graders, Flies Into a Universal Adapter
1	1 Vote	Frank Miller May Be an Alien Space Craft
1	1 Vote	House Bill on Deporting Refugee Children Keep Faucets Shiny Longer With Wax Paper
1	1 Vote	People With Bigger Penises
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best News Bloopers of 2013 Dick Cheney's Web Page Currently Features a Nearly Naked Woman and a Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	7 Reasonable Explanations for Looking Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Dragon in All of Us Agree on That Terrifying Cliffhanger
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Has Been Tossed Around So Much, Says Mr. Freedom
1	1 Vote	Letters: Our Children and the Other Kinds of People Are Referring to Sandwiches as "homemade Subway" Now a Blunt Defense of Marriage"
1	1 Vote	Famous Celebs and Their Perfect Hair Is the Solemn Duty of This Season's Creepiest Confection
1	1 Vote	I Don't Fuck With the Wind