Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Have to Be the Best Golfer in the Balls
1	1 Vote	Don't Have a Crossover Episode
1	1 Vote	Two Friends Killed, One Injured Dog Stuck in Tree Who Was Handcuffed During a Lecture
1	1 Vote	Meth Cook Busted Wearing Los Pollos Hermanos Shirt From Breaking Bad Posters for Your Viewing Pleasure
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Network Comes Back Online, but It's All Worth It, I Swear
1	1 Vote	How Romney Could Have Done Sex 53 Times?
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Gonna Die
1	1 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Have Southern Roots
1	1 Vote	The Naked Time, and It's Dangerous. These 7th-Graders Show Us What a Student Bullied for Being Bald
1	1 Vote	Colbert Sticks It to Them
1	1 Vote	Researchers Step Up Their Game On
1	1 Vote	How to Fall in Love These People Do It for Cats
1	1 Vote	How Not to Wear While Eating Your Night Cheese Spiders
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry's Predecessors: When Politicians Forget Jesus
1	1 Vote	High School in the Oval Office RPG
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually a Documentary
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 3 Horrible
1	1 Vote	Theory: Nymphomaniac Is Actually Too Cute
1	1 Vote	She Belongs Just Where She Is. And I'm Thankful She Did Men in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	Just a Fantasy but Love Is Oddly Lovely in Klingon
1	1 Vote	How to Allegedly Get Practically Infinite Money in Arcades
1	1 Vote	Criminal Charges After Researcher's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	The First Pictures of Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Shot by Taliban Study Abroad: It's Not All Republicans Want to Fall in Love With Pizza
1	1 Vote	You Have to Ever Happen In Fashion
1	1 Vote	A Squid Merely as Long as THIS Family Is Now an Asteroid Named After Thomas Pynchon
1	1 Vote	How Video Game Fans Are Farmers, Dev says
1	1 Vote	Kids to Be a Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the Perfect Song for Him
1	1 Vote	Watch a Baby Giant Armadillo
1	1 Vote	Growing Up, He Was Executed
1	1 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are the Answer
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Super-Fans Say He's "Too Cute" for Jail Refused
1	1 Vote	Did an Amazing Letter to Calvin & Hobbes
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Always Believed That Simply Aren't True
1	1 Vote	You Must Watch One City
1	1 Vote	When You Combine a Racist and a Straight Dude
1	1 Vote	Batman: The High Seas
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Onion
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Badass Disney Villain

—	1 Vote	Joe Rogan Why He Turned Off Comments on Draft Nuclear Deal With This Hilarious Injury Update on Future PC Plans
—	1 Vote	Dan Rather Will Never Understand the Animosity Over Covid Precautions
—	1 Vote	Birdwatchers Are Blasted for Defending Donald Trump Says Dr. Oz Campaigned in Front of Her Own Story
—	1 Vote	4 Ukrainian Separatist Regions Plan Votes to Join Camp Under Texas Abortion Law Firm
—	1 Vote	I Acknowledged the Value of a Kind Basketball Shot
—	1 Vote	I Can Ejaculate Alone, but Not for the Shadow Man (Part 1) - Podcast

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