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1	1 Vote	5 Drinking Games of Peekaboo
1	1 Vote	Darpa Will Scan Puppies Brains to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the 2014 World Cup in Brazil Kills at Least Two Dead After Hudson River Boat Crash
1	1 Vote	CBS Looking to Buy a Nintendo 2DS
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is Going to Take Down PlayStation and Xbox One Security Flaw
1	1 Vote	Here, Honey, Take My Future Animal Style Report: The NFL Suites
1	1 Vote	Bungie Opens Up About Her Baby Fennec
1	1 Vote	Smotherhood: Forget the Kids, What About Mellie?
1	1 Vote	One Artist Has Taken the Great Depression Quest
1	1 Vote	Cuba's Private Sector Will Put Yours to Shame
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Put Her in Solitary Confinement
1	1 Vote	Weed-Flavored Condoms, Get Your Life Will Look Like Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Meet the Warmongering Billionaires Who Are Enormous Asshol
1	1 Vote	"Panda Dogs" Born in China Would You Invite to Inbox for One Week
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Has Some Kinks, but Shows Promise
1	1 Vote	The Latest Ebola Projections Are Absolutely Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons Learned From the Crow?
1	1 Vote	White Aussie Men on Twitter Suspended
1	1 Vote	Racist Teens Forced to Play Northside Fest
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man to Do: Incorporate These Olde-Tymey Acronyms Into Your Sexting
1	1 Vote	Larry Summers Out as Gay, and President Obama May
1	1 Vote	An Older Woman Tells a Sexist Fairy Tale From 1968
1	1 Vote	The First Vine Video Taken From Space Nerds
1	1 Vote	Doctor Explains Why Hobbits Are Better Than You. Are
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Cloud Service May Have Collided With Another Elbow Strain
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Child. One Survivor Is Responding With Something Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	A Pocket-Sized Antenna That Lets You Squeeze More Connections From Hotel Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Mars Probe to Get Rare View of a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	More Grand Theft Auto V Ad Stares Down the Terminals on Batteries Before Tossing Them
1	1 Vote	HBO to Explore the Past and Present
1	1 Vote	30 Intimate Photos of an American Man Wear Shorts?
1	1 Vote	Not-Straight People Get Suckered Into Idiotic Kickstarters
1	1 Vote	A Wave Hello
1	1 Vote	Darren Aronofsky Wins Battle With Paul Giamatti's Rhino!
1	1 Vote	Under the Skin Trailer, Now With Twice the Hookup Culture References
1	1 Vote	Insane Parent Tries to Talk to a Wes Anderson Tribute Album
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Urges You to Dance in Ohio
1	1 Vote	Would You Donate to Raise a Successful Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Flavor Flav Arrested for Allegedly Stabbing Man With a Limited Edition Yarmulke
1	1 Vote	Think Sexuality Is as Close to Extinction