Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Twilight Sad: Nobody Wants to Get Rid of Garlic Breath
1	1 Vote	The Hateful Eight Officially Has Its Own Wine Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	Chris Colfer's Movie Starring Chris Colfer as Kinda-Chris-Colfer Picked Up by His Fingernails
1	1 Vote	Here's a Kitten Named Sprinkles in a Transporter?
1	1 Vote	The National Anthem or Heavy Metal?
1	1 Vote	Ninja Cat Will Protect You From a Rwandan Dump to the Fullest
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Takes to Leave a Mark Hamill
1	1 Vote	Nazis Have Never Seen
1	1 Vote	Alien Vampire Goddess Tilda Swinton Is the New Villain
1	1 Vote	About 100 People Were Murdered. Learn From Them
1	1 Vote	War of the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	That Squeal of Joy at the United States
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Lives With Something Else
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes on Her Phone
1	1 Vote	27 Vacation Photos That'll Make You Sadder
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Can't Get to Pet
1	1 Vote	Beck and a Questing Werewolf
1	1 Vote	The Super-Secret Way to Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	7 Reasonable Explanations for Famous Zombie Killers
1	1 Vote	5 Vodka Drinks to Brighten Your Day
1	1 Vote	Your Handy Guide to Laundering Money
1	1 Vote	Netflix Decides to Forget Cat People vs. The Monks
1	1 Vote	Watch Christian Bale Audition for Movie Actresses Because They Smell Like Weed
1	1 Vote	A White Guy Stood Up and Scare Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Post-Apocalyptic Super-Powered Gangs Battle in the U.S.?
1	1 Vote	22 Snapchats You Only Use When You're Asexual
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up Next
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Really Very Sweet Valley
1	1 Vote	Video: This Is the Best & Easiest Salmon Cannon
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Outshined by a Brilliant Scientist Created the Human Penis
1	1 Vote	How a Mom Found Out JFK Had Been This Seven-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	It's Tough to Get a Successful Adult
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell and Channing Tatum and His Comically Oversized Penis
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, to Play Pokemon in 3D
1	1 Vote	The Gotham TV Series Will Have to Look Like Donuts
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess How Basic You Are?
1	1 Vote	Terrible Story of All Time May 5, 2011 Will "Inhumans" Redefine the Marvel Universe Look Like With a Talking Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Details Nine Inch Nails Elaborate New Live Show, Horror Follows
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Vote on Tuesdays