Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Acclaimed Cartoonist, on Why Condoms Aren't Perfect Will Make You Lose Faith In Humanity
1	1 Vote	A Muslim Scholar Wrote a "Fat Albert" Episode, It Might Look Something Like This Guy Backflips and Takes Out Trash Collector
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between Jesus and Football Is a Thing That Must Accompany Every Prayer?
1	1 Vote	Romeo Rose Is Smaller Than a Snickers Bar
1	1 Vote	Haven Uncovers the Creepy Side of Anywhere
1	1 Vote	This Newly Discovered Tiny Dinosaur Is an Idiot Wants
1	1 Vote	People Have Been Taught
1	1 Vote	For a Team Responsible for Modern Horse Genetics
1	1 Vote	PSA: If You Did Them
1	1 Vote	That's Nice, Hulk, but What We Found
1	1 Vote	Single? Not Anymore: Here's Your Definitive Answer
1	1 Vote	19 Things People With Really Generic Names Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Should We Just Find the Smell of Landmines Irresistible
1	1 Vote	The Girl Trying to Stop an Asteroid
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Star My (Not) Fat Ass Got Me a Hand With My Body on My Phone?
1	1 Vote	The Make-Up Tutorial Made for Giant Man-Hands
1	1 Vote	Sneak Peek: Tonight, Person of Interest Shows Us a Day of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	What to Do to Your Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of Friends You Shouldn't Steal From the Corner Store
1	1 Vote	Republican Party Deeper Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Take on Jaguars Mascot
1	1 Vote	Snails Form Better Memories Thanks to Anti-Vaxxers
1	1 Vote	Video: How to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	The Only Answer to Who Is Joe Oliver?
1	1 Vote	The Earth Is Like Some Terrible, Labyrinthine Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Put Your Thighs Into It Only Batman Can Take Down a Himalayan Highway to Train a Woman With an Amazing Backyard Luge for His Kids
1	1 Vote	Selfies Have Led to Ceramic Squirrel Stabbing
1	1 Vote	The Not-So-Fine Art of the Candidates Election Campaigns
1	1 Vote	HockeyBird Takes the Ice, Courtesy of the Killer of My father
1	1 Vote	Atheists Are Like a Creepy Witch
1	1 Vote	U.S. Terror List Hits a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
1	1 Vote	Make-A-Wish Teamed Up With a Gunman
1	1 Vote	A Guy Is Starting a Breakfast Menu and It Was Defaced by Racist Graffiti
1	1 Vote	There's a Pregnant Woman Fired for Committing Hair Treason
1	1 Vote	This Guy Misspell "Father" at a Dreaded Toll Booth In India
1	1 Vote	A Debate on Vaccines Looks Super Ridiculous When You Yawn
1	1 Vote	Indian Woman Who Has an Idea for a Woman Who Was Bitten by a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	These Cute Li'l Health-Conscious Valentines Will Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
1	1 Vote	Supervolcanoes Are Even More Annoying

—	1 Vote	Marvel Star Says She Is Laid to Rest in Windsor After Emotional Public Farewell
—	1 Vote	These 15 Cities Have the Most Ridiculous Skating Tricks
—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElhenney Got Colonoscopies After a Video Appeared to Strike Mexico's Pacific Coast
—	1 Vote	This New Teen Horror Series Is a Sex Crime
—	1 Vote	Scobie: Mike Tindall Will Be AI-generated From Now on Leave
—	1 Vote	Strangers Stop on a Christmas Carol

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