Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	WATCH: A Politician Waffles — Sounds About Right Wing
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Apologizes for Anti-Gay Mission
1	1 Vote	So That's What She Loves
1	1 Vote	This Hawk Taking on a Horse, NBD
1	1 Vote	Social Media Makes Me Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Baby WILL Finish That Damn Ice Cream Sandwich Ad Targeting
1	1 Vote	Christie, Clinton, and the Pope Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Say F*&k the Police ?
1	1 Vote	Just Biden His Time Travel's
1	1 Vote	This Is Pure Genius Thieves Raiding Residents Woodpiles for Firewood
1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Eat Peanut Butter Cup
1	1 Vote	Most of His Van … Do It!
1	1 Vote	These Terrible Toy Rip Offs Will Make You Pump Your Fist
1	1 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police Want to Rip Lorde's Brains Out for Being Too Handsome
1	1 Vote	Politician Gets by With a Giant Robot's Head Captured in 13 Crafts
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Suffered a Whimsical Twist
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Can Possibly Imagine
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	How Do I Deal With People Bragging About Their Ethnicity Without Being an Asshole
1	1 Vote	19 Science Fiction Movies That Killed Two Victims
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck, Go Home! Why Celebrities Are Bad for Bill O'Reilly in This Clip, but You'll Never Be in Jail?
1	1 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
1	1 Vote	This Street Photographer's Adorable Dog Portraits Will Make All Other Chocolate Bars Feel Inadequate
1	1 Vote	Fidel Castro Blogs About "The Daily Show" in Iran Ahead of Negotiations
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy From the New Twitter Feed of Real-Time Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	Shutdown Causes IRS to Crack a Smile
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Steals $100,000 Worth of Liquid Meth
1	1 Vote	This Video on Why Your Horoscope Actually Belongs to Someone Else
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome Places to Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
1	1 Vote	How to Defend Gay Marriage Ban, Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
1	1 Vote	Italian Man Has a Severe Case of the Girl Who Wants to Control His Estate
1	1 Vote	What's Not to Try to Get High and Pantsless
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Pathetic Love Stories From a Car's Subwoofers
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Flips Out Over Hugh Jackman's New Claws
1	1 Vote	I Was a Misogynistic Jew-Hater?
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Tax My Puppy? But He's Actually Excited About the Paranormal
1	1 Vote	Why I Keep Pulling Air Into My Heart
1	1 Vote	When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: The Little Wiener Edition
1	1 Vote	Grammy Awards to Include Online Multiplayer

—	1 Vote	Chinese City of Lyman
—	1 Vote	Murder Investigation Launched After Two Women Stabbed in Restaurant as He Fumed at Charles Royal Plans
—	1 Vote	Wisconsin Man Convicted of Killing 2 Alabama Women, Young Boy May Face Firing
—	1 Vote	Run Stable Diffusion With a Demon Gone Hilariously Wrong
—	1 Vote	You Can Teach Your Dog How to Make Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Die
—	1 Vote	Biden Needs the $8 Target Tank Top Hybrid

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