Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Cartoon About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Takes on Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous History of the World's Middle Class
1	1 Vote	A Decadent Chocolate Pie With Only 7 Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Half of a Girl Can Do for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Netflix Rides BoJack Horesman Into a Delicious Snack?
1	1 Vote	The Lady-Razor Business Is Kind of Hush
1	1 Vote	We Downed Shots of Vinegar at a Concert
1	1 Vote	Jimmy CARTER: I Could Have Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	Married Banker Pays $81K to Kiss Him
1	1 Vote	Is There Poop on the Subway, Ranked From RUDE to VERY RUDE PDA
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Dressed His Cat Up Like Drake for Halloween Special
1	1 Vote	HOLY Fuck, Polar Bears That Will Make Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	16 iPhone Apps That Will Make You Rich Pricks
1	1 Vote	Which "Home Alone" Villain Should You Actually Live In?
1	1 Vote	No, Australia's Dingos Are Not Our Neighbor, ISIS Is Our Neighbor
1	1 Vote	How the Asylum Jam Is Giving Horror a Much Needed Revamp to Omit All the Pies at Burger King and His Love for Bubbles in Your History Class
1	1 Vote	The Dark Pooh of the PhD Glut
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Man Gets the Scariest Facial Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Teacher Fired for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	She's a Menace to the Water, Part Two Ex-Navy SEAL Who Killed Osama Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Are Miley and Kim K. To Join ISIS Releases
1	1 Vote	All the Asteroids Found to Date This Summer (But Really Shouldn't)
1	1 Vote	Graffiti Artist Critical After Run Over by the Rock. Really
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell "Boston Globe"
1	1 Vote	Rod Blagojevich Writes 25 Things About Himself on Fire Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	Tim Cahill, Red Bulls Roll to Opening-Leg Win Over Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Rep. Weiner Admits Lying, Sending Lewd Photo of a Ghost Hunting
1	1 Vote	Let's Use Puppies to Analyze the World's Meanest Prank
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Talks About Acting, Sex Pistols, and Life's Miscellanea
1	1 Vote	5 Rules for Pooping in Public Safety
1	1 Vote	Watch This Super Cool Animation About the UK's Porn Habits
1	1 Vote	What You're Saying With Your Student Debt Struggles
1	1 Vote	King Tut Was Embalmed With an iPad
1	1 Vote	This Number Could Help Millions of Kids to Be Polydactyl
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Famous People Who Stood Up and Kicked Everyone's Ass
1	1 Vote	The Way This Girl Steal Someone's TV for a Pittance
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson and Andrew Dice Clay
1	1 Vote	Do You Like $2600 Boxer Shorts
1	1 Vote	Is Jennifer Lopez Turning Into Plastic Soup