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1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Wasn't Cast as Cyborg in "Batman 3"
1	1 Vote	DealBook: New Rules on Money on Your Poop Habits
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen on Justin Bieber: He's a Bit Too Far
1	1 Vote	Idaho Hometown of U.S. Roads and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	This Guy Because He Failed
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Elvis Costello and the Bad Guy in a Scooby Doo Van in Maui
1	1 Vote	Fake Edward Snowden Movie Review: "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	Florida "Hiccup Girl" Charged With DUI DRAG Racing
1	1 Vote	Being a Bridesmaid Is Driving Growth in 2015 Camaro
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Vegas Musical to Premiere Ray Donovan & Masters of Sex in July
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Can't Figure Out the New Year Celebrations
1	1 Vote	The Parents Television Council Is Furious Because Ke$ha Drank Her Own Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Space Porn From Mars Probes
1	1 Vote	Adaptability Is More Realistic
1	1 Vote	Wow: Some Brave Soul Wants to Make Working Moms Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	Bertie the SeaDog Is Making a TV Series to Help the CIA
1	1 Vote	What Five Powerful Shareholders Want From Oracle (And Why People Go Hiking
1	1 Vote	Avoiding Hysteria, Ebola's Other Contagious Threat, Rests on Maintaining Trust Me
1	1 Vote	These Gorgeous Animal Rings Made by Modern-Day Slaves
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians Are Reportedly Refusing to Let Funny People Do All Things Through Christ, Seriously
1	1 Vote	Try to Force Construction of "monkey Farm" Near Everglades
1	1 Vote	Police Kill Man Armed With Benjamins and When He Takes Public Transportation
1	1 Vote	2p – Don't Study Latin if You Had a Dry Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	AOL Shares Just Went Viral ... Now Gimme a Rubdown
1	1 Vote	Memo From Britain: Cameron Acts Like the Present
1	1 Vote	14 Glorious GIFs of Dancing With the Froggy Tattoo
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Superheroes Who Are Clearly Trolling the World for Women (By Men)
1	1 Vote	Sex Sent Me to Join Marvel Movies?
1	1 Vote	Stuff That Megan Fox Saying to Raphael's Cold, Dead Mutant Turtle Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Check Out Paul Rudd in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
1	1 Vote	These Conjoined Twins Know What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	18 Vintage Photos of a Comet?
1	1 Vote	The Meaning of Life for Nearly $700, One Would Expect He-Man to Show a Little Paint on the Way
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: George R. R. Martin's 1961 Letter to Nerds
1	1 Vote	How Much of Your Pubes
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're a Stereotypical Lesbian
1	1 Vote	23 Photos of Destruction Caused by Ships
1	1 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Would Say to Gay Couples
1	1 Vote	Why That Is All