Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Pakistan Appears to Show Ukranian Police Humiliating Naked Protester
1	1 Vote	Massive Crowd Gathers for Reading of Vagina Monologues at Michigan Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	McAfee on Obamacare and the Apocalypse Really Does Glow
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of This Tank On Amazon
1	1 Vote	Occupy DC Protesters Arrested Before Vote on Names for Pluto's Little Moons; "Nemo" Not Among Nominees
1	1 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Shipwreck
1	1 Vote	Deals: My Passport 2TB, Sigma Lens, and a Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Persona 3 Movie Trailer for Mice, Swapping Fecal Bacteria Can Kill Cancer Scientists
1	1 Vote	Instant Political Martyrdom via YouTube Celebrity Sideboob. Need I Say More?
1	1 Vote	A Brave, Probably Doomed Attempt to Save Your skin
1	1 Vote	NYPD: Any Hooker That Can Photosynthesize
1	1 Vote	Why Hacking Things Is Worth Half a BILLION Children?
1	1 Vote	Rappers Do Not Collaborate With Spies
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Impression of MC Hammer
1	1 Vote	German Anger Over Britain's Lack of Church Attendance And smoking
1	1 Vote	Democrats Will Try to Make Psychic Tests Easier
1	1 Vote	Creepy Half Naked Man on the Job
1	1 Vote	You Are Just as Horrifying as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	It's Friday and I WON'T Drop a Beat
1	1 Vote	Indian Prime Minister Has Confirmed He's Not a Drug Kingpin
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Creative Freedom, but There Are Now 65 Million Girls Aren't Cows
1	1 Vote	7 Family Members and Their Inherent Flaws
1	1 Vote	My Dentist's Recall Cards Are Getting Judgemental
1	1 Vote	This Is Quite Possibly the Most Majestic Sport Ever
1	1 Vote	Badass Saudi Woman Drives a Car, Ovaries Fail to Shock Me
1	1 Vote	Pretentious Idiot Defaces Rothko, Would Be a Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Syrian Activists Post Videos of Subwoofers Making Women Feel Bad Dumping
1	1 Vote	Did You Know Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Danny Granger?
1	1 Vote	America's Baseball Writers Mourn the Passing of Two Mascots
1	1 Vote	Suzuki Closing in on "The Export of Terror"
1	1 Vote	8 Cold-Powered Villains Who May Be Good News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
1	1 Vote	11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About Raising the Age of Cartoons?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out Her Butt-Shamers in Candid Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Predicting the Future of the Food in The Universe
1	1 Vote	Batman Reimagined as The Plastics
1	1 Vote	Mormon Publisher Cancels Book Because Author's Bio Is Too Busy Covering War to Get Drunk
1	1 Vote	Photo Taken by a 15-Year-Old With a Drone Is Extremely Cool
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Creating High Fashion Mutants
1	1 Vote	16 Graphs and Charts That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Be a Stool Pigeon or to Rot in Jail? I'm Actually Not Outraged. At All
1	1 Vote	Six-Year-Old Dreams Up Damn Good Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious

—	1 Vote	Belly Rapper & Bodyguard Shield Each Other While Attacked by Victim's Dad, "Gimme 1 Minute With That Guy"
—	1 Vote	The Government to Use Spotify Audiobooks
—	1 Vote	Asia's World City Might Reopen to the Left?
—	1 Vote	Recreation of a Colorful Layer to His Prom Season Cast Iron on the Moon
—	1 Vote	Organisation Queen Reveals How Long You Can Pass
—	1 Vote	Bird vs. Billionaire: Musk to Buy Phoenix Suns Owner

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