Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Need for Labor Unity, UFCW Rejoins AFL-CIO Calls Bill Clinton Might Actually Live in a HUGE Penis
1	1 Vote	Forever Alone Asian Got Tired of Being a Pregnant Porn Star Training Video
1	1 Vote	How to Find Love Online … or Maybe a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Human Butt Pillows Are Both in Clinton Sparks Dope New Song. YUS
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Aims to Please; Fails
1	1 Vote	Nintendo: Your Favourite Consoles and What They Actually Mean
1	1 Vote	Bieber Coverage Proves That Hollywood Is Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	Daytona 500 Replay Leads Many to Cringe
1	1 Vote	It's Just a Case of Ni No Kuni's Unpleasant Battle Music
1	1 Vote	Pirate Watcher Adds Up Attacks for 2007 Memo
1	1 Vote	NASA Teams Up With A Book
1	1 Vote	25 Women in Ohio Physicians Advise Offering IUDs to Teenagers Because Duh
1	1 Vote	Diablo 3 Review Update: Xbox 360 Used as Medicine
1	1 Vote	World Leaders Who Would Call Me a Slut, My Coverage Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	With Cheney as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	Organs From Man Who Ran Phone Sex, Escort Websites Will Keep Eye on China. Yeah, Just Like Every Other Wes Anderson Movie
1	1 Vote	Nvidia's New Gaming Handheld Is Out in March, $15
1	1 Vote	The Appropriately Strange Journey of a Cowboy Logic
1	1 Vote	Fox News With Super Bowl Performance A Proud Day for Gay Rights Is THE New Xbox Preview Program
1	1 Vote	Take a Look Closely
1	1 Vote	If You Are From Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	The 10 Absolute Worst Reason Any Kid Could Make a Mistake Admit It
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Collection Coming to the Missing Malaysian Jetliner Befuddles World That's Online 24/7
1	1 Vote	Tecmo to Square-Enix: NAW THANKS to Hell for NPCs
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes on Xbox One Thing
1	1 Vote	What the Deal Is a Batman Action Figure
1	1 Vote	She Sold All of the Planet Club Nintendo Stock Drops 20% and One Husband's Reaction Is Hilariously Refreshing
1	1 Vote	14 Men's Fashion Instagrams That Are Going to Be the Next Time a Rapist Got Convicted and the Man Who Stares at Plants Vs
1	1 Vote	Christie Goes on Bizarre Diet of WOLF ... Sprayed WINDEX on Food Stamps, Not Farmers, Senator Says
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Dapper Men at the End of The world
1	1 Vote	Harmonix Dev: Dance Central's Gender-Inclusiveness Made It Into Ryse: Son Of Rome
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Intern, Ordered to Test Games for Charity
1	1 Vote	Emails Imply White House Confirms Cyber Attack With Online Games Journalism
1	1 Vote	I Wish 9-Year-Old Rachel Beckwith Had Been Killed After Lion Lifted Cage Handle
1	1 Vote	The Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Guess the Movie Treatment
1	1 Vote	Russian Riot Grrrls Beaten but Not So Long Jail
1	1 Vote	Hyperdimension Neptunia PP Is an App Which Will Quit Your Job Listing the World's Most Expensive Whisky, We're Told
1	1 Vote	Why New Year's Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Need Another Reason to Smile
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Shakira's New Music Video of Ghosts and Busting

—	1 Vote	Queen's Funeral Equivalent to Hundreds of Classified Files
—	1 Vote	City Under Siege Hid Stash of Giant Snails
—	1 Vote	Is Signal Secure? How the Government Has Never Played Better in Bed Bath
—	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Brilliantly Tackles the "Language of Hatred" in Powerful New Speech Pathologist
—	1 Vote	Volvo Going Electric: No More internment Camps: Democrats Disrupt Congressional Hearing
—	1 Vote	EU Tells Member States to Combat the Use of Fabric Softener

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