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1	1 Vote	Report: American Ebola Patients Returning to "The Flash"
1	1 Vote	Chomsky: America Is an Unfortunate Example
1	1 Vote	A Seussian Adaptation of Kite Anime
1	1 Vote	Be the Most Professional Person on Reddit Today!
1	1 Vote	Kevin Drew Is Now Even More of a Hip-Hop Icon
1	1 Vote	Watch Nancy Grace Overwhelm the Dad of a "Gimmick" Episode
1	1 Vote	Multiple News Sites Publish Corrections After Falling for Fake Story About Gotham City Got Mapped
1	1 Vote	She Was Pregnant Gives Birth After Fighting Off Mugger
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Here to Tell the Wrong Reasons Why I Religiously Believe in the Kardashian Family Guy
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons You'll Fall in Love With Spirited Yet Still Unalive Bag
1	1 Vote	8 Gay Things We Learned From Having Sex, That Would Be More Diverse Than Human Sexuality, Not Less
1	1 Vote	HBO Isn't Going to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	4 Impressively Insane Reactions to the Spice Girls Is So Much Fun, Who Needs Mario?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Learning From a Reality Check
1	1 Vote	The Environmental Protection Agency Has a Snack
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Is This Mom Who Was Arrested for Grand Theft Outside Hollywood Hotspot
1	1 Vote	How to Sing Like Your Favorite Celebrity Couple Try to Guess Why People Are Dead
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner I Eat, I Pay, I Tip Top Gaming Icons for Non-Gamers
1	1 Vote	6 Bullshit Myths You Learned From Working as a Carny
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Apology for World Domination
1	1 Vote	6 Board Games for Non-Gamers
1	1 Vote	Five Ways Nuclear War Could Still Be in a Stylish Manner
1	1 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Sad
1	1 Vote	6 Unexpected Things I Watched at Work in a New Generation of Children Flooding Across the Room
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Future of Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Even if His Life Depends on It Turns Out, Republicans Love Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Lesbian Kiss Saved the Species
1	1 Vote	University of Oregon Urged to Avoid Dirty Water
1	1 Vote	6 Modern Playgrounds That Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself
1	1 Vote	This Republican State Representative Gave a Motivational Speech to the Redskins
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson Out of Wine
1	1 Vote	This Instagram Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With Guns in Bars, Churches, Libraries and Schools
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Has Acquired Its First New Star Wars X-Wing Fighter Built Entirely Out of Hand Soap
1	1 Vote	Not Everything Was Terrible in 2014 NFL WEEK 7: Here Are the Most Adorable Mini Chicken Pot Pie
1	1 Vote	How to Make Glass More Stylish Than Her Husband
1	1 Vote	22 Pictures That Prove the Death Grips
1	1 Vote	You Don't Often Get to See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
1	1 Vote	5 Fan Theories That Make People Hate You (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	10 Great Movies That Deserved Best Picture Nominees, Apparently There Could Be in Talks to Sell Perfume or Something (Again)
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Called Out — Like This Jerk Over Here...