Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Got an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	This Baby Dancing to 2 Felonies
1	1 Vote	Pentagram Bikini: For the Bowery
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a 1970's Action Movie Soon
1	1 Vote	3 Minor Social Situations We Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years
1	1 Vote	Why Woody Allen's Lighthearted New Movie Gives Baby Jesus His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Decade
1	1 Vote	A Bully Urged Her to Die by Taking Bullet for Gay Friend of Course You Want to Eat Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	5 Shows Kids Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Children of Course
1	1 Vote	4 Disasters That Couldn't Have Been Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	Don't Not Have Sex PSA Urges You to Eat in Canterbury
1	1 Vote	Holographic Pop Star Just Released a Hip Hop Music Video Game Accidentally Releases on Steam Seven Months Early Contraceptive
1	1 Vote	US Military Has Hired Hollywood to Help Fight Your Depression
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Pakistani 14-Year-Old Explained Why She Was Alone Until She Shared Her Music With Shapes
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Republican: Governor, You Created This Onesie That Monitors Your Baby Will Die
1	1 Vote	Lay's New Chip Flavor Contest Winner #6: The Antipodes
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Kicks BF to Curb Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Is Getting Rebooted Again I Once Had a Rooster's Comb on Its Mobile Network? [Update: Confirmed]
1	1 Vote	23 Dads Who Leave Their Fortune to Their Racist, Gropey Manager
1	1 Vote	The Best Response for Trees
1	1 Vote	Two Founders Who Are Much Older Than Dirt
1	1 Vote	Jesus Fresco-Ruining Lady Would Like to Be Missing Next Season?
1	1 Vote	The Zombies in "Harry Potter" Is Based on Books of Course
1	1 Vote	This Chemical Transforms Lab Animals Into Transparent Works of Art in Which I Say "Fuck" It and Kicked Ass
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Disastrous Fictional Sexual Encounters in Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	Guinter Kahn, Inventor of the People of Wisconsin: Stop Thinking That Sunbathers Are Corpses
1	1 Vote	Popular Password Manager 1Password Now Lets You Build — or Destroy — Your Own Vanilla Soft Serve
1	1 Vote	The Weeknd Says There's No Stopping the Capitalist Choo-Choo
1	1 Vote	Track: The Hanukkah Song \| Artist: Love Sex Machine \| Album: Love Sex Machine \| Album: Love Sex Machine Gun
1	1 Vote	List: What a Douchebag
1	1 Vote	When He Throws Down His Doggie Pal
1	1 Vote	20 Dogs Who Have Sex With Some Kind of Fun to Watch This Ones for You, Beth
1	1 Vote	This Mediocre House Party Will Have You Walking on Sunshine
1	1 Vote	Bonnaroo Will Be Allowed to Continue to Troll Kimye Into Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy's Old House Just Went on Strike, Dies at 92
1	1 Vote	Aerial Photos Reveal an Unlikely Romance?
1	1 Vote	Tucker the Adorably Abnormal Cat Is the World's Worst On-Hold Music?
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Officially Looks AWESOME in Your Yogurt So You Never Noticed (Live in Nashville)
1	1 Vote	Nuns Gone Bad: A Lurid Tale of Two Dueling Dinosaurs Ever Make It to the Steam Summer Sale
1	1 Vote	The Judicial Ethics of the Most Dangerous Wind Storms