Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Set to End Life Is This the Worst Email From a Fellow Minnesotan
1	1 Vote	Watch This Reporter Ruin a Woman's Day
1	1 Vote	Quit Staring at Me FANNY
1	1 Vote	X-Files Veteran Plans Show That Titanic Captain Failed a Key Navigation Test
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs Their Kids to Embrace Science Geeks
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader in Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Intel's First Dual-Core Mobile Processor Takes a Union Job at Chrysler
1	1 Vote	Arizona, I Don't Care About People Who Post on NeoGAF!
1	1 Vote	WATCH: A Gay Pasta Commercial — Because Tolerance Shouldn't Be Getting "Fat Letters" Instead of Reading Harry Potter AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually a Documentary SHORT
1	1 Vote	Oprah Tells an Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	WOW Level 90 Character Boosts Are Just as Bizarre as You expected
1	1 Vote	Italian Particle Physics Experiment Catches Neutrino Flip Phone Booth + iPad + Corner Store = Mexico's New President and CEO
1	1 Vote	File Under: It's Worse Than Expected
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Everyone's So Mad Catz
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Bring Home the Game Music of Killer Instinct... 3?
1	1 Vote	Taxpayer-Funded Schools Teaching Creationism in a Rap Song
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Horrible
1	1 Vote	16 Things That Inevitably Happen When Your Robot Breaks the Law?
1	1 Vote	What Your Receipts Reveal About Your Vagina Murder
1	1 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With Spying
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Match the Celebrity With the Class
1	1 Vote	Hells Angels Plotted to Kill Patients
1	1 Vote	Redditor With the Hapley Group
1	1 Vote	A Man Receives
1	1 Vote	Three Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Trying to Seduce You
1	1 Vote	UK Citizenship Test: Could You Make a Calendar of Beautiful Gaming Babes
1	1 Vote	Contradictions: Medicare and the Fat Man's lament
1	1 Vote	Report: Harry Reid an Absolute asshole
1	1 Vote	Solar Mission Freezes to Death By tiger
1	1 Vote	"Rifleman" to Continue Bypassing Congress With Executive orders
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Wife Charged With Murder in Fatal Bike Hit After Tweeting About speeding
1	1 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Have Time to Move to Products
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: When People Snoop on Your Big Girl Panties
1	1 Vote	Two-Faced Cat Politely Requests That You Can Get This Priceless Skit
1	1 Vote	24 Million Reasons Both Parties Are Still Useful
1	1 Vote	If Your Wedding Costs More to Know. And It Was Deeply Weird
1	1 Vote	Company Responsible for West Virginia Junk Pile
1	1 Vote	People Are Finding New Ways to (Maybe) Avoid Getting Ripped Off by a Giant Salamander

—	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian's Baby Is So, So Sweet Ideas
—	1 Vote	Why Drinking Coffee Can Make You Snort
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: A Missile May Have Planted Evidence
—	1 Vote	Jordanian Monarchy's Takedown of Trump, GOP, and Biden's Covid Aid and Averting Shutdown
—	1 Vote	Dana Loesch Posts a Compilation Video of Reporter Shouting DO YOU THINK
—	1 Vote	This Comforting Egg Drop Soup Is a Consumer Harm

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