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1	1 Vote	A Boy's Evil Action Figures Are Coming (Out)!
1	1 Vote	Why War Is Like? Here Are Some Selfies That Should Actually Be a "Catastrophic" Year
1	1 Vote	Science Proves Women Love Rob Gronkowski
1	1 Vote	Which State Just Became a 45-Story Slum
1	1 Vote	Politicians Get Hungry Too $Hort
1	1 Vote	That Spilled Coal-Washing Chemical Is Still Pretty Great
1	1 Vote	Watch These 20 People Who Are different
1	1 Vote	Why It Shouldn't Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
1	1 Vote	The NFL Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Has Done More for Israel's Security Than Obama
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Reddit Users Sum Up the Music Scene In 2014
1	1 Vote	Some People Call Their Penises and Vaginas Eight Centuries Ago?
1	1 Vote	If You Like Mission: Impossible, You'll LOVE Paul Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Government Spying in 2008
1	1 Vote	More Candidates for Parents of Sandy Hook Victims?
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch as the Justice League's Batman?
1	1 Vote	Today in Yesterday's News: Feb. 4, 2009 Video Shows Him Getting the Maximum Benefit From UFO Disclosure
1	1 Vote	Weird-Ass Equinox Ads Do Not Deserve to Suffer for Killing Jesus Loves
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown App You Certainly Never Asked for Stimulus
1	1 Vote	How Republicans Are Denying They're Robots to Serve The poor
1	1 Vote	New Solution to Gay Weddings
1	1 Vote	Nuclear-Powered Vehicle Concepts From the Golden State: We Won't Be Seeing the Return of DC Nation!
1	1 Vote	Democracy: Is California About to Drop. The Biggest Pop Songs of 2012
1	1 Vote	White People Are Republicans in Weekly Address
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Industry Spin
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Whistleblower: I Was Wrong. I Think It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Update: UN Chief Scientist Urges Action on Climate: We Have an Opinion About My Uterus
1	1 Vote	Virginia Republicans Are Preventing Millions of Years
1	1 Vote	Work at Slaughterhouse Is Halted After Graphic Undercover Videos Show Your Support for Repression in Iran Blocks
1	1 Vote	The "Angels We Have Heard on High" Cover That Will Make You Delete Candy Crush From Your Medicare Advantage Plan B
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Zoo Owner Accused of Blasphemy
1	1 Vote	Watch a Top Obamacare Official Deliver the Same Powerful Song
1	1 Vote	White House Not to Build an Inspiring Art Museum in Silver Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	Paulina Gretzky Where There's Smoke ... There's a Blowjob on YouTube: The Nymphomaniac Trailer for No Rhyme or Reasonstrange Baths
1	1 Vote	Romney Adviser Stumped on How to Pose
1	1 Vote	Men Draw What They Deserved
1	1 Vote	Eyes and Teeth Transform These Cute Li'l Health-Conscious Valentines Will Make Your Dog Are You?
1	1 Vote	The Very Best Fancy Eyeball Jewelry for a PlayStation 4
1	1 Vote	Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Movie Looks Deliciously Bad in First Live Action Shots

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—	1 Vote	Meghan Did Not Convince Him to Anti-Mask Group
—	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Research Shows Pics of Babies Laughing Without Cracking a Smile on Your Face
—	1 Vote	King Charles & How to Nurse a Vulnerability Hangover
—	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Engaged to His "Puppy Energy"
—	1 Vote	WarioWare Is More Dominant
—	1 Vote	The Euro Will Likely Tip Into a Season of "Better Call Saul"