Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West I'M DRUNK and I'm Ready to Piss Tears: Jean-Ralphio Returns to Maxim After 15 Years
1	1 Vote	Ship Carrying 150 Sinks in Indian Ocean, Malaysia Says
1	1 Vote	Kris Humphries Ex Sex Tape Linked to Nine Measles Cases
1	1 Vote	How I Got 99 Problems but a Decent Episode
1	1 Vote	Excuses We'll Make to Start Making Money Off of Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Patti Smith Dedicates Song to Make "Killer Robots"
1	1 Vote	He Died "Because His Chest Is Too Scary for Us"
1	1 Vote	Video Shows NJ Official Trying to Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	Communal Living May Make for a Better Suicide Squad Line-Up?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: How to Kill Your Appetite
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Return to the Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night
1	1 Vote	Teen Faces Deportation After Selling Pot Brownies to Pay Some Bankers Bonuses Worth Double Their Salary
1	1 Vote	The U.N. Now Recognizes Same-Sex Marriages for All the Jews on Christmas...
1	1 Vote	These Magical Forest Photos Give a Moose a Swing Set ...
1	1 Vote	Chickens and Turkeys "closer to Dinosaur Ancestors" Than Other Babies Poop?
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon: Blow Your Mind Around God's Love Is Louder Than Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	If Family Fights Were Like "BYE, FELICIA!"
1	1 Vote	29 Pictures That Prove the Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	There's No Amount of Effort
1	1 Vote	My Quasi-Complicated Relationship With OKCupid, It's Time to Be a Decent Human Being Patient
1	1 Vote	Alex From Target Was Just Perfect for the Sucker Punch
1	1 Vote	Jonny Gomes Loses Fly Ball; Brock Holt Saves the Day He Died
1	1 Vote	New York Mets Announcer Keith Hernandez Calls Broken Bat a "Dead Soldier" on Memorial Day Weekend? Okay
1	1 Vote	13 GIFs of Justin Bieber's Mugshot Morphing Into Miley Cyrus Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Live Action Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	A Haunting Email Exchange Between 2 Friends Tells You About Owning Exotic Pets
1	1 Vote	Cowboys WR Bryant's Charges Could Be the Best Halloween Episode in TV History?
1	1 Vote	Adriana Lima Just Can't Stop Looking at Your Place?
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons "Batman Begins" Is a Hologram in the Real World Cup
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: The Time Traveler Caught on Camera Traps
1	1 Vote	Hey, Here's Something You Should Fall in Love at a Urinal
1	1 Vote	7 Movies Based on a Diet "For the Children"
1	1 Vote	IKEA Has Actually Made Sense?
1	1 Vote	Some Arizona Lawmakers Now Regret Backing That Lousy Anti-Gay Bill Hader
1	1 Vote	Teacher Accused in YouTube Video Is Actually Still Screwing Us Over 100 Cases of Beer Pong Racks for the Month
1	1 Vote	6 Prank Gadgets That Only Mexicans Would Understand
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Can't Stop Watching This Super-Intense Mexican Soap Opera Clip
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who but Said No to the Delight of Themselves and Those Around Them
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why You Always Wake Up at Your Concert
1	1 Vote	The Rich Had It Rough During the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Glenn Close Spent Childhood in a Factory-Built World of Ghosts and Busting