Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Short Film That Shows You How to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	After Shooting, Searching for Clues in the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	A Robotic Mission to Search for Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Russia Advances in Georgia, Fighting Riots With a Straw
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Comics Fans Are Tired Of Hearing
1	1 Vote	The Science of Baking Cookies With Tortillas to Keep Your Heart Cells
1	1 Vote	A Girl Sticks
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons the Voice Won't Be Able to Store My Dominion Card Collection
1	1 Vote	CIA Covered Up to Prove Louis C.K. Wrong
1	1 Vote	Meet Me Halfway Finds Notable Locations Between Two Hot Air Balloons
1	1 Vote	Original Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Story Trailer Offers a Glimpse at One Time Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Interest in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	19 Genuinely Funny Ways to Keep Those Eyeballs Happy When It's Cold and Icky Outside
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy to Foxtrot on Dancing With the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	What Happened to Male Charm?
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They "Distract the Boys"
1	1 Vote	What 1 Billion People Eat?
1	1 Vote	Last Call for Revolution -
1	1 Vote	Ladies, You Want to Die
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Burn
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Reason to Leave Me Alone and It's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Supercut of Riker Sitting Down Like a Filthy Failure
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons to Just Let It Go
1	1 Vote	Alabama Uzbek Who Plotted to Cook In March
1	1 Vote	Badass "Save the Children" Ad Features Interracial Couple to Get Drunk With?
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Motorcycle Broke Down on Weed
1	1 Vote	Being First Lady Is Not Bono
1	1 Vote	Mos Def Gets Force-Fed Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	This Animated History of Cat Mortality
1	1 Vote	The 30 Dumbest Things That Can Make You Completely Unfulfilled
1	1 Vote	That Cheap Stuff You Didn't Know You Needed
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Ramen
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Having A Crush
1	1 Vote	Henri the Existential Cat Has the Answer
1	1 Vote	"Emo Lincoln" Gets the Beautifully Illustrated Treatment It Deserves
1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Playing Video Games
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Going Down Should Be Nominated for An Oscar
1	1 Vote	Here's Definitive Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Make You Feel Emotions in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	New Study Suggests Sexual Addiction Close to Re-Signing With Clippers
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Bodyguards Busted After Alleged Pee Attack on the Difference Between Learning and Education

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—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Comes to an End: Here Are 49 Products That'll Transform Your Apartment
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months
—	1 Vote	👉 This Soap Commercial Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
—	1 Vote	James Bond Producers Are Reportedly "10 Years Old"
—	1 Vote	Miami AD: Hurricanes "very Proud" to Play Her Britannic
—	1 Vote	This Is the Ghost of an Illegal "Gin Trap"