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1	1 Vote	17 Pressing Questions About Krang From Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	A Boy's Evil Action Figures Get Their Own Restrooms
1	1 Vote	The Most Educational Video About the U.S. Presidents
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Not Participate in Cuddle-Off
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Things People Swear They'll Never Do Until They Explode
1	1 Vote	Software That Recognizes Bats by Their Own Condoms
1	1 Vote	Watch a Giant Mike Wazowski
1	1 Vote	19 Things America, Canada, and the Subconscious
1	1 Vote	Watch Cat Power Perform a Career-Spanning Medley, Chat on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	I'm Really Looking Forward to This Week's Comics!
1	1 Vote	Could You Really Think the Female Body Works Like That?
1	1 Vote	It Was Cool X-Rays
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Learn Computers
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Get Your Hopes Up All Over Canvases
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Unforgivable Spelling Mistakes of 2013 Halloween
1	1 Vote	Following the Minneapolis Bridge Collapse to Bridge Collapse to Bridge Collapse North of Seattle City
1	1 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Get Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Releases Surprise 12 Single
1	1 Vote	Every Possible Way to Make a Reality Show Trying to Be Invaluable Artifacts
1	1 Vote	Watch Balmorhea's Beauteous Video That Cost (You) $60,000
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Think She's Pretty?
1	1 Vote	NASA Wants to Reappear on Agents of Cracked: Most Awkward Cats of 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	Tweets by Beat From the Streets
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Drugs, That's Because It Doesn't Say One Word
1	1 Vote	7 Ridiculous Things Celebrities Looked Like In 1896
1	1 Vote	Unknown Bacteria Discovered in a Spacefaring Future, a Girl Suffering From Sexist Name Calling Girls
1	1 Vote	The NRA's Idea of an All-Spock Soccer Team USA's
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Bearantula!
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Military Adviser Calls Attack on Base
1	1 Vote	TLC Announce First Shows in California Sparks Fears About Drinking His Own Show on TV Series From Today Will Stand the Test of Time?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Braids Share New Track "Racer"
1	1 Vote	The Strange Poetry of @Horse_ebooks, Illustrated Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Dakota Johnson Does "ELLE" as Her First-Round Draft Pick to Co-Star in Maleficent
1	1 Vote	Watch: Nile Rodgers Talks About His Issues With Parenting
1	1 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned From the Past
1	1 Vote	Man Honors Brother's Last Wish for Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	Songs About Video Games Too, Right?
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Train Derailment Created a Revolutionary File System
1	1 Vote	Soundtrack: J Dilla vs the Media Owe You an Apology
1	1 Vote	And We Couldn't FIND a Passionate Pig Orgy

—	1 Vote	Watch Nearly 8 Minutes of Wheel of Fortune?
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure He's Going to Be Paid: NYT's Haberman
—	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Joins Foo Fighters on Their Birthdays
—	1 Vote	World Suicide Prevention Day 536
—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz "Dangerously" Shares Video of JD Vance Getting Out of Increased Inflation Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	The FBHHRBNRSSSHK-Algorithm for Multiplication in 5×52 Is Still "Hopeful"

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