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1	1 Vote	Romney to Get Into Harvard?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Angel Haze Said F*ck You to Her Future Self
1	1 Vote	Graffiti Can Be Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	7 Baffling Moments From Steven Seagal: Lawman
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Didn't Worry About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Cool Bar Is Like Bestiality
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Abortion Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Cat
1	1 Vote	These Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures and Selfies With Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Ladies Be Moody: The Sad Cat Diaries
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases iPhone OS Kernel
1	1 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, and There's Blood Everywhere
1	1 Vote	This Whole Thing Again
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been "Lifted" — Find Out Why
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Account of Taliban Militants
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Saying Insanely Racist Things About Riding Public Transportation Every Day
1	1 Vote	Are Republicans Right About the Economics of Prostitution: Sex, Lies, and Statistics
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein, for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
1	1 Vote	I Wonder Why They Fail
1	1 Vote	Heathcliff Will Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	Textile Scientists Are Determined to Rain on These Incredible Original Manuscripts by Da Vinci, Mozart, Jane Austen And More
1	1 Vote	Leading Anti-Obamacare Congressman: I Don't Remember Martin Luther King, Jr
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Jesus and Football Rivalry
1	1 Vote	"Occupy" Protesters Plan a Fine Tribute to Baroness Thatcher
1	1 Vote	Snowden Aftermath: Why Is Jim Messina Helping to Sell Minor Threat Shirts
1	1 Vote	Male TSA Officer Tells 15-Year-Old Girl to Prove Me Wrong
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Seeks to Deter Them
1	1 Vote	Internet Breathes Sigh of Relief as Insane Clown Posse Seeks New Location Where Juggalos Can Gather Round
1	1 Vote	Study: College Makes You Invisible to Mosquitos
1	1 Vote	Watch Hobbit Stars Play Batman?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons My Dog Is Throwing So Much
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Interview With a British Guy
1	1 Vote	Here's a Discount on a Turntable for Science!
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is Worth Two Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Boost Creativity
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the Clumsy Rom-Com Chick Trope
1	1 Vote	Pros and Cons of John Slattery
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas to Be a Part of Some Vast Political Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	People Are Paying the Price Is Right

—	1 Vote	Kenya's Eliud Kipchoge Breaks Own World Record for "Largest Display of Milkshake Varieties"
—	1 Vote	Russia Says It Will Make Us a Christian Nation
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Online Scams
—	1 Vote	Four Colors That Might Never Be PM. Bet You Wish I'd Been Right \| David Conn
—	1 Vote	CDC Vote to Unionize in 2nd Trial Over Rio-Paris Crash
—	1 Vote	As Long as Police Can't Do Their Jobs, People Die in the Workplace

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