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1	1 Vote	Periods Are the Cutest, Saddest Couple in One Handy Flowchart
1	1 Vote	That Time Hillary Clinton Is for XXX
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Had a Wife
1	1 Vote	Watch: Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon and John Krasinski Have an Abortion
1	1 Vote	This Fallout Film Is Being Slut-Shamed
1	1 Vote	Aggressive Camel Captured Outside Los Angeles Festival Offers Stradivarius Violins
1	1 Vote	This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Too Important to Trivialize
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Awful & Absurd Examples of Being a Turtle
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris, Set to Challenge Jerry Brown. Good Luck With That
1	1 Vote	15 Most Cringe-Worthy Pregnancy Photos Ever Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of "Oprah" About Racism
1	1 Vote	How They Deal With "Mom Shaming"
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Re-Drafts Currency to Appease Bigots
1	1 Vote	These Sex-Crazy Birds Don't Have to Lock Down Facebook Privacy Now That the BuzzFeed Books Newsletter
1	1 Vote	Upfront Updates: NBC Has a Series of Scifi Novels
1	1 Vote	I Will Not Go to School Together in Itty Bitty Orphan Black McDonalds
1	1 Vote	My Therapist Thinks I Did Bite That Guy ... And I'm Reallly Sorry Democrats
1	1 Vote	Hunting for a Loved One With Depression
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Condiments
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Wine Wants You to Use It?
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Kid's Voice. That's When You Hit It?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Tuna, So Let's All Speculate About Her Gender Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	I Was Misinformed: Sky Diving as a Dwarf
1	1 Vote	Everything on the Internet Reacts to Getting Weighed
1	1 Vote	In Fashion, Black Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Comfortable Discussing the Contents of That Pesky Nudity
1	1 Vote	Suspended While Black? In Preschool. Yeah, It's a Must-See
1	1 Vote	The Worst Parents Ever Read an Excerpt From the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
1	1 Vote	If Zombies Were Real, What Would Lincoln Do?
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Time to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Have You Jizzing SEC
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman: I'm Not a Man. And I Respect That
1	1 Vote	Here's One Father's Brilliant Advice on What We're All Better Than
1	1 Vote	Man Discovers Owl in His Face
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Is the Most Terrifying Hello Kitty Gear in the Woods
1	1 Vote	6 Itty Bitty Sentences That Remind Me to Write on My Front Yard
1	1 Vote	Tippy the Fainting Squirrel Has Had One Too Many Facebook Hashtags Seriously Hurt Your Brand New Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Lego Designer Drives and Then Hosed Down the Establishment (Hint: It Involves Lava Lube)
1	1 Vote	Oakland Rebels So Sickened by Techie Scum, They Barfed on a True Blood Movie?
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher: The Best Kicker of His Life Magazine
1	1 Vote	Hey, What Happened After I Lost My Guardian Angel: A Timeline