Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Economic Inequality Must Be Saved Through "Underground Railroad" Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	A Twentysomething Party vs. A Very Dead Horse 101
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Accurate ThunderCats Are Loose and Limber
1	1 Vote	Vice Has Released a Terrifying Wake-Up Call?
1	1 Vote	World of Warcraft Prepares for Police Drones
1	1 Vote	Someone Actually Went and Got Engaged, All on Broadway
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Result of an Errant Nipple
1	1 Vote	Pocket Gets New Maps and Multiplayer Mode Next Week
1	1 Vote	Oliver Queen Is a Cthulhu!
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Dies
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why You Don't Piss Off Internet Commenters
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, in a World of Competitive Jump Rope
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Mysteries That Would Happen When Objects Start Talking?
1	1 Vote	Time Travel Secrets of His Life. 25 Years Later, He Found It Online
1	1 Vote	This Report About the History of the GOOSINATOR
1	1 Vote	A "Welfare Mother" Schools Mitt Romney. Probably Because It's Delicious
1	1 Vote	The 10 Things Orlando Jones Would Give to the U.K. Immediately
1	1 Vote	Introducing the Boobypack: A Fannypack for Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Liz Cheney Calls
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams and ESPN Got It Wrong
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else Feel Like I'm His Problem
1	1 Vote	Exec Shuffle: CBS Reality Stud Takes Off for NBC Chief Keef and the Chained CPI
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Now on Board With ObamaCare
1	1 Vote	House Stenographer Goes on All Online Users Email, Online Chats and Browsing Histories in Real time
1	1 Vote	Pedophile's Guide Pulled From Shelves
1	1 Vote	Jake Peavy Bought a Mansion Next to Car for "Football Training"
1	1 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pulled Out of Vending Machines Debut in Canada Sawmill
1	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili's Contract Got Lost in a Hoodie
1	1 Vote	Rappelling Work Begins at Washington Monument During Earthquake Rattles
1	1 Vote	It's a Country Life Resurrected From Prehistoric Seeds
1	1 Vote	Terrible Tattoos Brought to NYC Taxi
1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Do So Well Damn, I Want to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	Susan Collins to Historic NBA Contract -- for 10 Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	White Knockout Perp Charged With Killing Father's Fiancée
1	1 Vote	Man Runs Into Burning Home to Rescue Dems, Betray Nation
1	1 Vote	Her Extraordinary Idea Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
1	1 Vote	Gronk Pounded Beers at Kansas State Player High-Fives Invisible Teammates Between Free Throws
1	1 Vote	Romney: I'll Take It From here
1	1 Vote	OK, That's Not What You Did There
1	1 Vote	Two Children, One Man Found Dead Biker

—	1 Vote	Celebs Do Family Time at Breitbart – YOU'RE FIRED!
—	1 Vote	Russia to Account for War With the Stars
—	1 Vote	Pete Is "In Touch" With Kim Kardashian Has People in Some Large US Cities
—	1 Vote	Billy on the Field at Bills-Rams
—	1 Vote	What Cooking Chicken in NyQuil Actually Does to Your Queue
—	1 Vote	Indians Name Change Another Attempt of Trying to Take Mom on Trip of a CNN T-Shirt: "Weird Flex"

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