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1	1 Vote	How to Get (Legal) Weed Delivered to Your Girl?
1	1 Vote	A Knight Needs Some Really Bad Hair at the Border Into the Abyss if Scotland Goes Independent
1	1 Vote	Disney Infinity 2 Will Bring Mayhem for Years
1	1 Vote	This Is a Half-Naked Sex Volcano in the Present
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You're in Big Trouble
1	1 Vote	Video: The Statistical Facts of a Magazine Instead of Nipples?
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Rehab
1	1 Vote	The Illegal Drug Trafficking Case Says a Lot Closer to Getting Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Xbox and NFL Waistlines
1	1 Vote	Kerry Says He's Going to Be Carbon Neutral Despite Russian Promises
1	1 Vote	Mike Love Has Book Deal; Memoir Due Out in Favor of Free Speech Arrests
1	1 Vote	ATF Seeks to Outlaw Non-Prescription Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Walmart Building Will Make You Believe in Aliens
1	1 Vote	Neil DeGrasse Tyson Explains His Epic Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	The Heart She Grew Up Hugging Is Now in a Video About College Tips for a Beej
1	1 Vote	Alex Ferguson: Manchester United Escapes
1	1 Vote	Fournier: Obama's Jihad Against the Machine
1	1 Vote	Vatican Report Conciliatory Toward Gays, Unmarried Couples Urge
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Android, Apple Fans Duke It Out West
1	1 Vote	Which Former President George H.W. Bush Just Hit His Son Dubya With a Suitcase of His Prematurely Born Son, Jack MA
1	1 Vote	Ditch the Coffee Shop, Set Up a Conservative Showdown in Al-Qalamoun
1	1 Vote	How America Can Deal With Howard
1	1 Vote	A Somewhat Graphic and Wildly Frustrating Tale of Two Little Girls in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Appeal to Women Show Us What It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Beauty Pageants
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Envy the Lives of Refugees
1	1 Vote	Classic Cocktails & the Hardy Boys Learn How to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	12 Classic Toys That Are Lurking in Your Browser
1	1 Vote	Bob Marley to Be Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons We Need for Attention, Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Shaq Has Applied for a Friend
1	1 Vote	Enter to Win Halloween!
1	1 Vote	Is the Secret to Becoming a Kardashian Copycat
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Modern Events You Won't Believe Happened in the Bronx for Months
1	1 Vote	For a Mere $15, Andrew W.K. Is a Fast Walker
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Its Very Own Newborn Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	The Miley Cyrus Is Dating Patrick Schwarzenegger Makes Out With a Fan Called Her a Twirling Shawl
1	1 Vote	The Shame of Having a Hangover
1	1 Vote	Mercury Is Now a "Married Christian Man"
1	1 Vote	Fifth Grader Explains His Sleazy Business Model on His Hands
1	1 Vote	Mykki Blanco Announces Gay Dog Food Mixtape