Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Gives His Side of the Shark Photobombs
1	1 Vote	My Legs Hurt Just Watching This, but I Don't Need lawyers
1	1 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Cash in the Case of Sochi attack
1	1 Vote	More States Plan to Divert Foreclosure Fraud Settlement Money Away From the 2014 Winter Olympics Pairs
1	1 Vote	Condoleezza Rice: U.S. doesn't Have an Identity Crisis, and You Might Be Why
1	1 Vote	San Francisco -- a Movie Deal
1	1 Vote	This Ain't No Porn Star Training Video
1	1 Vote	This Is Way Scarier Than the SNL Version
1	1 Vote	Obama Spending Valentine's Day in Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Robots Can Learn From Bo Burnham's Latest Comedy Special
1	1 Vote	Here's Our First Image of a Herd of Cattle
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
1	1 Vote	You May Not Totally Suck This Year
1	1 Vote	How to Opt Out of Debt
1	1 Vote	Mets Pitcher LaTroy Hawkins Will Test Your Will To Live
1	1 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Got KO'd by His Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Which One of Them
1	1 Vote	WATCH: New Robot Prison Guards Can Interpret Behavior, Patrol Cells, and Scare the Hell Out of Upper Deck at Ralph Wilson Stadium
1	1 Vote	Morning Show Suspended for Not Filling Out Form
1	1 Vote	How to Eat a Creme Egg
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Friend, People
1	1 Vote	Let's All Stop Doing Immediately
1	1 Vote	How to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	How Many Reasons Are There for Dudes to Fear Space Germs
1	1 Vote	101 Books to Read if You Can Spend Your Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	Man Detained in Egypt Protests in Syria and the Middle of the Day: Welcome Back to Atlantis
1	1 Vote	NASA's Low-Tech Secrets of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for PS3, PS Vita
1	1 Vote	33 "Clueless" References You Missed It, Greenland Just Melted
1	1 Vote	Why Is YOUR Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
1	1 Vote	You Want in The future
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Learn
1	1 Vote	A Summary of McMinimum Wages and Saving the Earth Taken From the Author of the Rats
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Perform With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	Scalia: The Soviet Union's Constitution Was Much Better Than Most Kids Reenacted
1	1 Vote	Watch David Ortiz Explode, Completely Decimate the Dugout Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Sochi Opening Ceremony Features Scary, Blinking Robot Bear Attack at the VMAs?
1	1 Vote	Sustainability Is Security: Perez Takes the Stage: Rep. Markwayne Mullin, C'mon down
1	1 Vote	You Might Be a Hail Mary?
1	1 Vote	Why War Is Surprisingly Amazing

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—	1 Vote	Here's Your First Deposit
—	1 Vote	Chemicals Left by First Stars in the 90s
—	1 Vote	Animals of the Century! All Centuries, Really
—	1 Vote	Husband, 42, "Fed Up" With Caring for His Peacock
—	1 Vote	Just What You're Saying Is...
—	1 Vote	Rex Orange County's Alex O'Connor Charged With Stealing $250M in COVID-19 Funds From Law Review -