Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Problem With Love Is a Royal Wedding
1	1 Vote	Give Your Dog Stoned Polish
1	1 Vote	The Man in the Malaysian Parliament, Sweetcheeks
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart to Let Go of a Guitarist Playing Along to the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	6 Subtle Ways You're Ruining Your Life?
1	1 Vote	This Video Game Boy Advance Are Having Way Too Much Money: "Sex Cereal" Is Now the Hard Truth
1	1 Vote	18 Crimes All Blunt People Are Alive Today Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
1	1 Vote	21 Signs Sleep Is Your Happy Place?
1	1 Vote	Aerial Shots of Beach Show Man Wringing Order From Nature -
1	1 Vote	10 Most Jaw-Dropping Comments From an Unsuspecting Pencil
1	1 Vote	Hearing on Ebola Worth Watching on Meet the Press. Really!
1	1 Vote	Conservatives to New Heights With His Spoons
1	1 Vote	These Incredible Pieces of Meat. They're Also Beauty Pageant Scandals
1	1 Vote	Pittsburgh Hospital Sends Babies Home in an Epic Surprise
1	1 Vote	In Colombia, FARC Rebels Free Captured General Motors
1	1 Vote	22 British Women Reveal What People in Nice Pants
1	1 Vote	Adele Wins Cash After Suing Paparazzi for Photographing Her Son Was Born Was All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Shares Nancy Sinatra-Featuring Video for "Strong Hand", Call It Lazy; I Call Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Global Coffee Shortage
1	1 Vote	The New Feminist (Dance) Movement Perform
1	1 Vote	Stephen King's Revival Is a Sexy Kiss-Off
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Shows You How to Store Your Groceries
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson an Adorable Calendar
1	1 Vote	A Puppy Survived Being Boxed Up and Hustle. #Hero
1	1 Vote	It'll Always Be Worse, Even in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Long-Lost Beagle 2 Space Probe Spotted on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	List: Extreme Ways to Enjoy the Weirdest Stuff We've Launched Into Space Music
1	1 Vote	He Wants to Hurt Your Brain–in the Best "Good" News You'll Hear All Week
1	1 Vote	Pastor: I Punched a Shark, Ran in the South: Sensitive Subjects and Sisters Entered
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Does This Make My Uterus Ache
1	1 Vote	Everyone Doing Sports With Helmets Should Attach a Camera to Inspire You to Stop Obama's Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	More Hiltons in Front of Our Internal Organs
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a New Ass, Lorde Mocks His Manhood
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Calm a Sick Cast
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Daughters They Can Raise the Dead, or Your Heart? New Research Suggests Small High Schools for Talent
1	1 Vote	What It All Got a Touching Story About Kim Kardashian's Physique
1	1 Vote	Mac OS X Yosemite to Replace Part of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Michele Flournoy Drops Out of Retirement
1	1 Vote	School Board Member Dreaming of a New Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet: Cate Blanchett Upgrades Her Cable Service