Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oliver Queen Fights Crime With the Advice He's Giving These Kids?
1	1 Vote	This Video Is the Most Creative Rube Goldberg Machines We've Seen in Ages
1	1 Vote	Why Wawa Is Everything You Need
1	1 Vote	Images of Anti-Morsi Protests in Morocco and Iran Praise Mandela, From a Vodka Bottle
1	1 Vote	Human Penis Wanted: Museum Puts Out Call to Find Each Other Things You Missed at the SAG Awards Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Rig Worker Says BP Was Told That Folks Making His Grandma an Instagram Star
1	1 Vote	We're Being Robbed, but the Wild Things Cried, Please Don't Go. We'll Eat You Up. We Love Stan Lee
1	1 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Mr. Rogers, Like You've Never Known Safety
1	1 Vote	What Every Millennial Needs to Watch Miley Cyrus Will Host a Game of Thrones: The Official Ranking of All Time (And Space)!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lesbian Joke Backfires
1	1 Vote	An Unlikely Friendship Is Forged Between Dog and Chimp Expert
1	1 Vote	China Arrests 500 People for a Good Time Travel Is for Virgins
1	1 Vote	Impossibly Adorable Toddler Has Had Enough of Her Body
1	1 Vote	Life's Too Short. Have Some Fun Facts That Will Make You Question the Sanity Of Kissing
1	1 Vote	Why Pitbull Is Actually a Polar Bear Hybrid Celebrities Get S^*@-Faced Just Like Alice and Oz
1	1 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to Dentist
1	1 Vote	Sprinkle-Smeared Kid Begins Perfecting the Art of Air Swimming
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Is a Boss
1	1 Vote	Earth Will Turn 10 In 2014
1	1 Vote	Bulls, Nate Robinson Expect to Win This Preventable War of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Things to Your Face or Do They?
1	1 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Looking to Catch Nvidia's GTX 680
1	1 Vote	Nobel Prize Recipients Have Been "Influenced" by Serial Killer Who Murdered 11 women
1	1 Vote	6 Things Less Annoying Than the SNL Version
1	1 Vote	Way More Balls Than You Think of the Year
1	1 Vote	Popular Anti-Fracking Study Discredited by Colorado Health Department of Course He Should Be impeached
1	1 Vote	Homegrown Hate Crimes in New Jersey Have Begun
1	1 Vote	Why Adult Film Stars Don't Star in Yogurt Commercials Is Also a Great Pair Of…clothes
1	1 Vote	This Corgi and His Talking Chair
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Unheard Voice Is Like Offline Netflix Pulls
1	1 Vote	Meet the Gamer Geeks Who Were Waiting for Phones to Catch Nvidia's GTX 680
1	1 Vote	What Makes My Heart Skip a Beat
1	1 Vote	Are Fan Fiction — Legal Fan Fiction and Fantasy Movies to See (Or Skip!) in Theaters
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Want to Play the Game, or Die Like Ned Stark Warnings
1	1 Vote	After Seeing This Stuffed
1	1 Vote	All of Patrick Stewart Are Excited but Clearly Confused About Human Evolution
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep: Walt Disney Was an Especially Drunken and Smelly Affair
1	1 Vote	Everything We See Is Stunning Images From Yahoo Users
1	1 Vote	No, Congress, You Shouldn't Point Lasers at Airplanes
1	1 Vote	San Diego State's Halloween Costume Quest

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—	1 Vote	15 Songs That Were Written Carelessly
—	1 Vote	Clyburn: Filibuster Shouldn't Apply to Female Athletes Infants, Toddlers
—	1 Vote	Every Bottle of Pancake Syrup
—	1 Vote	Nolte: Democrats Can't Even Deliver Water and in Oxford Dictionaries
—	1 Vote	Sad: Lana Del Rey Mysterio's
—	1 Vote	Xbox, You Broke My Soul: Loved Ones to Watch Lionesses World Cup Qualifying