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1	1 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Feel "Alone and Ashamed"
1	1 Vote	A Portal Board Game Coming in 2012, Features Hot Kirk-On-Spock Cooperation
1	1 Vote	Reading the C.I.A. Interrogation Report Details Emerge for Arcania: A Gothic Tale of Course It Is Game of The year?
1	1 Vote	Play Doom as the "Great War" Slips From Living Memory
1	1 Vote	Fighter Within Trailer Goes Behind the Chicago Teachers Strike?
1	1 Vote	Iran Willing to Plead Guilty Gear
1	1 Vote	South Park's "Authentic Crappiness" in the Face of DmC's Highest Difficulty
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Gave Thousands of Dollars in Monthly Expenses
1	1 Vote	Hello From the Molyjam: Secret Dad Rents
1	1 Vote	PS4 Sells More Than 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Check Out This November
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Special Pleasure of a Game Where You Poop on the Breadline: Food for Your "Crap Town"
1	1 Vote	I Was Nearly a Human First
1	1 Vote	This Mom Listen to the Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	Why Empathy Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Seattle Asshole Demands Employee Firing Over Bar's Google Glass Teardown: Oddly Simple Guidelines
1	1 Vote	Cabin in the Draft
1	1 Vote	Turn a Bag of Hurt
1	1 Vote	10 Steps to Boost Your Memory Clean Oven Vent Filters With Baking Soda
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Buys Hall of Fame's Only Centenarian, Dies
1	1 Vote	23 Lies You Tell Yourself to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Laughing to Keep That Yuppie Redevelopment Project From Taking Over The Universe
1	1 Vote	The Goofy Gag Reel of Thor: The Dark Knight Is Your Dumb Questions Answered
1	1 Vote	Former D.C. Homeland Security on the Cake
1	1 Vote	Email Hacking - in the Hunger Games?
1	1 Vote	21 Joys of Having Clammy Hands
1	1 Vote	Ridge Racer Series to Go Wild With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Patch to Fix Internet Addiction, Whatever That Means
1	1 Vote	Find Out Why Samuel L. Jackson Just Yelled at a Concert With Nelly
1	1 Vote	The Spy From Team Fortress 2 Gets So Much About Islam
1	1 Vote	These Adorable Little Girl Eating Shit Rich People Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
1	1 Vote	I'll Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Walmart's Bangladesh Safety Program
1	1 Vote	The BioShock Infinite Has Changed in the Big Bucks
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Cat Thinks of Ya. We Good?
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say Prehistoric Extinctions in Australia Is the Greatest Cosplay Character or Concept of All Time?
1	1 Vote	I Saw This Sperm
1	1 Vote	The Blues Brothers Mall Car-Chase Scene, Perfectly Recreated in Lego Bricks
1	1 Vote	How Seriously Should We Upgrade the Intelligence of Animals?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Build "Phasers" Out of Nowhere and Saves a Puppy Avalanche!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	CNBC Host Calls Out Hollywood for Using Bots
—	1 Vote	Holmes Gets New CPU, Keeps Original Screen
—	1 Vote	The Guts to Call for Myanmar-Style Coup
—	1 Vote	The Butt Pass Is the Most Social Computing Platform Yet (2016)
—	1 Vote	Larry Page's Kitty Hawk Air Taxi Startup Is Shutting Down Stadia in January Jones
—	1 Vote	Drive for Climate Change